Huganomics

[Mr. Lover]

[Nightmare and Paul Bearer are shown in the locker room talking about something. Paul Bearer is carrying his urn.]

Nightmare: Paul is this Sunday I am going to kill that guy for sure. He is on my way from long time now! It's time to remove him.

[Nightmare smiles and Paul nods]

Paul: I am sure you can do it! It will be pace of cake! Like the last time!

Nightmare: NO Paul! It'll be different. This time he ain't gonna leave the ring ... a live!

[In this moment someone enters in the room and Nightmare looks at the door.]

Nightmare: You!

[Nightmare takes battle position. The camera shows that the man who just entered is Lover.]

Lover: What's up YO?

Nightmare: Paul, quick give me that chair!

Lover: Wow! Wow! WOOW! I am not here to fight.

Nightmare: I don't believe you!

Lover: chill! I am here to have a little chat.

Nightmare: You and me? HA!

Lover: I came to tell you that ... I heard your story. That you were in hell and stuff.... I heard that you don't know the meaning of love, so I understand that I symbolize the thing you hate most- the Loooove! So I came to BURY the hatchet. I don't like to have enemies. What say you?

Nightmare:

Lover: Come over here!

[Lover hugs Nightmare which makes him angry.]

1 girl: Auu .. Baby! I don't think that's good idea.

Lover: Come on! You can cry if you want!

[Lover taps Nightmare on the head which makes him look even angrier.]

2 girl: Hun, I think we should go.

Lover: Come on! I know under that big man is hidden a child!

[Nightmare is out of his skin!]

[Nightmare]

* Nightmare, looking evil with his eyes wildey open starts to buy in and also starts to tap Lover on the shoulders and hug!

Lover: See! Thats the spirt! I know there was a kind, young, man, that makes peace not wa..well in your case, sacreficing, but see, isnt that better than always causing trouble, saying Rest In Peace and doing weird stuff?

Nightmare: Ohhhh yeeehh ;D

Lover let goes of Nightmare, and so does Nightmare.

Lover: Nightmare, let me ask you, are you in a bit of trouble?

Nightmare: No, But i feel much better now!

Paul Bearer starts to shake his head and wounder whats happand!

Paul pulls Nightmare back in anger, but Nightmare doesnt look pleased at Paul at all!

Paul: What the hell are you doing!!??

Paul then grabs the hair of Nightmare, but Lover pulls Bearer by the shirt collar!

Lover: Listern Fat Boy, he's over you!

Nightmare then launches and grabs Lover by the throat into the door causing it to break a little while the girls run off down the hallway screaming there lungs off for help but then suddenly, Nightmare hugs Lover again!

Crowd is heard laughing at this segment

Lover: Cant resit huging me more can ya?

Nightmare: Lover, you have taught me alot tonight, can we talk some where i would like and feel goood?

Lover looks suprised and worried but plays along with it

Lover: Ah..sure why not?

Nightmare: Goood, Paul you stay here.

Paul: Buy what?

Nightmare: PAUL! stay here i said before ill whip your ass!

Nightmare and Lover are shown walking towards the exit of the locker room but before the commecial break, we see shadows of a man looking on towards both men in a dark area of the hallway!

JJ: Whos that?

* Commecial break *

Nightmare and Lover are seen sitting on a chair outside the parking lot.

Nightmare: Isnt this place good? Enough aside, now, this Tuesday coming up, you know whats in store for everyone in this tournment?

Lover: Yes i know, and im going to be victorius!

Nightmare: Well, its going to come true, i am going to lie down for you in the middle of the ring at the PPV so you can be the new Australian champion!

Lover: Huh? No i dont need your help to win thank you very much?

Nightmare: Then what was that hug for? I thought you wanted help, and you only needed to hug to grant a wish?

Lover gets up fastly looking angry at Nightmare

Lover: Listern you freak, i aniet gay, and i dont need your help!

Lover then proceeds to storm off but Nightmare grabs him by the arm and launches a punch to the jaw!

JJ: Its a bloody set up! Nightmare played his mind games with Lover to bring him out where no one can stop him!

Nightmare: How does it feel boy? You wanna play Mind Games with me? Well i just did, and what? I do remember saying i was going to leave you dead in the ring, but actually, you wont make it to the PPV now after all!

Nightmare then picks up Lover to ditch his head into the bricks but Lover counters and starts hittting Nightmare with uppercuts and slaps accros the chest but suddenly Kane appears from the door and starts laying into Lover!

Tom C: By god what more of a set up! That was Kane in that shadow! These two monsters are taking the beating to Lover

But then a loud truck noise is heard, beeping the horn, what comes closer is a huge truck with the intainals 3:16 on the side, Stone Cold is here to help Lover!

Tom C: Look its Austin, Stone Cold is here to help Lover and beat up his arm wrestling opptment he faces at the PPV, Kane!

Austin runs in and starts to lay into both Nightmare and Kane, Lover then proceeds to get up and both start taking the fight to Nightmare and Kane!

Tom C: Its total mayhem out here

All men are still fighting then Lover points to a car, they want to shove Nightmare and Kane in the car!

Austin and Lover proceed draging both men into a car, Nightmare grabs Austin by the throat and gets up but Austin hits the stunner and shoves him right back in!

Austin: That son of a bitch! Kane you burnt asshole, yoru gonna die and burn more!

Lover and Austin get into the truck and start to rev up the motor

Tom C: There not doing what i think Austin's going to do?

JJ: Its been seen before!

Austin then proceeds and complety crushes the car with Nightmare and Kane inside!

Tom C: No! Theres two living men in there!

Austin and Lover then gets out of the truck, Austin grabs 2 beers and celebrates with Lover having a toast over the car!

Lover: Now lets get back to what we doing best, kicking ass and putting on a show for these people without these two freaks after everyone!

Austin: Ohhh hellll Yeah!

*crowd responds and says Hell Yeah too *

[Mr. Lover]

[After the ads the scene cuts to one coffee-shop where SCSA, Lemm, Lover and Ken are sitting on one table with a cup of coffee in their hands.]

Ken: And you hugged him?

Lemm: Yeah, man! What was that all 'bout? First you are kissing Jonny now you are hugging Nightmare. I am seared for your health man!

Lover: The dude didn't have a merry childhood. I am just trying to show him what he missed.

Lemm: And hugging him will help you with ...?

SCSA: This guy is total freak! I would rather kiss the toilet seat than hug him!

Lover: Come on he is a man like you and me! Treating him like that ...

Ken: So you are not mad at him for hitting you?

Lover: Oh teach him a lesson in our match but till then ....

Lemm: Don't tell me that you are really going to be nice with him!

Ken: come to thin 'bout it ... That's smart! A great Mind Game! I wish I thought about it.

Lover: You are not listening to me! That's not a mind game! That's just something that's called kindness!

Lemm: You are kidding me right?

SCSA: Oh! Shoot me now!

Lover: Come on guys! You were treating him like a junk and that's why you two lost from him, coz you looked down at him.

[Lover points at Ken and SCSA.]

Ken: I never lose! I just chose not to win.

Lover: Yeah? Well you are choosing not to win from a long time now.

[While the beer drinkers and Ken are talking a beautiful waitress comes closer to them.]

The waitress: Would you want to buy cookies? They are fresh!

Ken: Nahh...

Lover: Sure!

The waitress: OK! We have chocolates, with nuts and ...

Lover: It doesn't matter! I don't eat anything sweet, but for you I am ready to kill a man.

SCSA: Can you kill me, please!