Post by Joseph Malone on Apr 19, 2006 20:15:45 GMT 10
A shot of Joey Malone is shown, in black and white. He is sitting on the balcony of what looks to be an Italian villa. He is wearing a white shirt, buttoned open and has his hair flowing down. He is looking at a small marble table, on which a small pot of ink sits and three sheets of beautiful paper, each with a lot of writing on them. A female voice is heard shouting in Italian
Female: "Venuto qui il mio tesoro"
Joey looks up to see a scantily clad Italian woman standing at the balcony door, looking at him seductively
Joey: "Appena un innamorato di momento"
Joey goes back to look at his papers and we see they are letters. He dips his pen in the ink and with a flourish signs all three, before putting them in envelopes and sealing them. He gives them to his servant and says
Joey: "Invii questi volontà voi Alfredo..."
The servant nods and goes to leave when Joey shouts out
Joey: "...Rendami un panino cotto del formaggio, sono piuttosto affamato"
The servant nods in understanding and Joey looks very pleased he turns to the girl and they go inside and close the balcony door. The camera goes high into the sky and we here the girl shouting
Girl: "Prendami ora Joey, sono tutto il vostro"
The camera flies into the sky and soon comes back down again, everything turning blue. The camera flies in over the DUEW Sony Arena and the words "Three Days Later" come onto the screen. The camera enters the building and soon we find everything getting darker and the mood becomes more frightening. A man in a black shirt and jeans, carrying a small beige bag. He takes out an envelope and slides it under a door.
On the other side of the door we see Paul Bearer and Nightmare, Nightmare playing with a yo-yo and Paul is eating from a packet of Smiths chips. Paul sees the letter slide under the door and he lets out a squeal, before diving on it. He sniffs it to see if it is edible but soon finds it is not and decides to read it instead. He looks it over and sees "THE NIGHTMARE" written in cursive letters on the front. He hands it to Nightmare, who has stopped playing with the yo-yo and has walked over
Paul: "Read it!"
Nightmare opens it up and stares at the side with no writing on it for a while. Paul flips it over and Nightmare stares at him with dead eyes. He goes back to the page but obviously is strugglign
Nightmare: "I DON'T LIKE READING!"
Paul grabs the letter and he begins to read it, but then stops
Paul: "Are you sure you don't mind? I mean, it is private mail"
Nightmare shakes his head and just stares at Paul, who quickly goes back to reading
Paul: "Dear Nightmare, I hope you are having a wonderful time in Australia, playing with hellfire, brimstone and yo-yos, as you do. Unfortunately for you, I am resting in Italy. I shall be arriving home round about the time you get this, but fortunately my papis private jet is suffice enough to make sure that I do not have the ill effects of jetlag when I chance upon my return. You should enquire into visiting this place one day, it is quite beautiful and it would do you good to get away from 7 foot monsters and sweaty fat men for a while. I am not sure if you know this, but women exist these days and even a guy like you could get a bit. Anyway, the missus is calling for me, so I shall leave you with these thoughts. That Australian title is as good as mine, freak
Buona fortuna ed arrivederci, Joey Malone"
Paul looks at Nightmare, whose eyes are glazed over in anger. Paul screams in delight and throws the letter into the air
Nightmare: "Why didnt he *heavy breathing* recomend a good spot *heavy breathing* in Italy to go to!"
Paul is visibly shaking, partly in delight and partly in horror
Nightmare: "Lets go find that son of a bitch and beat a recomendation out of him!"
Nightmare and Paul burst from the room and start marching up the corridor. The camera zooms off down the corridor too, but in front of Nightmare and Paul. It zooms around the corner and we see a big commotion going on. Its Lemmy and Lover standing in front of a half opened door shouting at Joey, who is leaning against the wall. Nightmare and Paul soon catch up and join in the shouting. Joey lights a cigarette and simply stares at them all
Lover: "What do you mean Italians do it better?"
Nightmare: "Should I stay in Naples?''
Lemmy: "I am not an ignoramususus"
Lover: "And I have had plenty of Italian women!"
Lemmy: "What is an ignormasusus?"
Nightmare: "I heard the wine is better in Milan"
Lover: "You are not sexual dynamite, because I spoke to Melissa..."
Nightmare: "I will destroy you!"
Lemmy: "I will show you who the ignoramusus is!"
Lover: "...anyway, she said it was only this big"
Lover stretches out his arms and whacks Nightmare in the head
Nightmare: "The wave of darkness will engulf you first Lover!"
A female voice is heard from somewhere
Female: "Whats all that noise?"
A girl comes out with a sheet wrapped around her, standing under Joeys arm
Lover: "Melissa?"
Melissa: "Hey Lover, wanna come in?"
Joey has now almost finished his cigarette and finally begins to speak
Joey: "Right piss off, the lot of ya. I don't want to be disturbed for the next 8 hours. I went to Italy to relax but this bitch kept wanting to get down and dirty so now I am more tired than before. So here are your answers: Lover, Italians do it better, just ask Melissa, she'll tell you all about it. You had one Italian and that was a hairy, fat one in highschool and it is about an inch or so bigger"
Joey turns from Lover to Lemmy
Joey: "Lemmy, you invented your own word here today. I need to ask you to stop drinking so much, because the lack of blood cells in your brain is making it easy for me to make fun of you and making it easy for me to beat you in our first round match this week"
Joey then turns from Lemmy to Nightmare
Joey: "Go to Naples, Milanese wine is shite and have a cigarette butt. GOOD DAY!"
Joey flicks the cigarette butt at Nightmares face, slaps Melissa on the arse, causing her to jump out of the doorway and slams the door shut in everyones face
TBC by anyone in the match
Female: "Venuto qui il mio tesoro"
Joey looks up to see a scantily clad Italian woman standing at the balcony door, looking at him seductively
Joey: "Appena un innamorato di momento"
Joey goes back to look at his papers and we see they are letters. He dips his pen in the ink and with a flourish signs all three, before putting them in envelopes and sealing them. He gives them to his servant and says
Joey: "Invii questi volontà voi Alfredo..."
The servant nods and goes to leave when Joey shouts out
Joey: "...Rendami un panino cotto del formaggio, sono piuttosto affamato"
The servant nods in understanding and Joey looks very pleased he turns to the girl and they go inside and close the balcony door. The camera goes high into the sky and we here the girl shouting
Girl: "Prendami ora Joey, sono tutto il vostro"
The camera flies into the sky and soon comes back down again, everything turning blue. The camera flies in over the DUEW Sony Arena and the words "Three Days Later" come onto the screen. The camera enters the building and soon we find everything getting darker and the mood becomes more frightening. A man in a black shirt and jeans, carrying a small beige bag. He takes out an envelope and slides it under a door.
On the other side of the door we see Paul Bearer and Nightmare, Nightmare playing with a yo-yo and Paul is eating from a packet of Smiths chips. Paul sees the letter slide under the door and he lets out a squeal, before diving on it. He sniffs it to see if it is edible but soon finds it is not and decides to read it instead. He looks it over and sees "THE NIGHTMARE" written in cursive letters on the front. He hands it to Nightmare, who has stopped playing with the yo-yo and has walked over
Paul: "Read it!"
Nightmare opens it up and stares at the side with no writing on it for a while. Paul flips it over and Nightmare stares at him with dead eyes. He goes back to the page but obviously is strugglign
Nightmare: "I DON'T LIKE READING!"
Paul grabs the letter and he begins to read it, but then stops
Paul: "Are you sure you don't mind? I mean, it is private mail"
Nightmare shakes his head and just stares at Paul, who quickly goes back to reading
Paul: "Dear Nightmare, I hope you are having a wonderful time in Australia, playing with hellfire, brimstone and yo-yos, as you do. Unfortunately for you, I am resting in Italy. I shall be arriving home round about the time you get this, but fortunately my papis private jet is suffice enough to make sure that I do not have the ill effects of jetlag when I chance upon my return. You should enquire into visiting this place one day, it is quite beautiful and it would do you good to get away from 7 foot monsters and sweaty fat men for a while. I am not sure if you know this, but women exist these days and even a guy like you could get a bit. Anyway, the missus is calling for me, so I shall leave you with these thoughts. That Australian title is as good as mine, freak
Buona fortuna ed arrivederci, Joey Malone"
Paul looks at Nightmare, whose eyes are glazed over in anger. Paul screams in delight and throws the letter into the air
Nightmare: "Why didnt he *heavy breathing* recomend a good spot *heavy breathing* in Italy to go to!"
Paul is visibly shaking, partly in delight and partly in horror
Nightmare: "Lets go find that son of a bitch and beat a recomendation out of him!"
Nightmare and Paul burst from the room and start marching up the corridor. The camera zooms off down the corridor too, but in front of Nightmare and Paul. It zooms around the corner and we see a big commotion going on. Its Lemmy and Lover standing in front of a half opened door shouting at Joey, who is leaning against the wall. Nightmare and Paul soon catch up and join in the shouting. Joey lights a cigarette and simply stares at them all
Lover: "What do you mean Italians do it better?"
Nightmare: "Should I stay in Naples?''
Lemmy: "I am not an ignoramususus"
Lover: "And I have had plenty of Italian women!"
Lemmy: "What is an ignormasusus?"
Nightmare: "I heard the wine is better in Milan"
Lover: "You are not sexual dynamite, because I spoke to Melissa..."
Nightmare: "I will destroy you!"
Lemmy: "I will show you who the ignoramusus is!"
Lover: "...anyway, she said it was only this big"
Lover stretches out his arms and whacks Nightmare in the head
Nightmare: "The wave of darkness will engulf you first Lover!"
A female voice is heard from somewhere
Female: "Whats all that noise?"
A girl comes out with a sheet wrapped around her, standing under Joeys arm
Lover: "Melissa?"
Melissa: "Hey Lover, wanna come in?"
Joey has now almost finished his cigarette and finally begins to speak
Joey: "Right piss off, the lot of ya. I don't want to be disturbed for the next 8 hours. I went to Italy to relax but this bitch kept wanting to get down and dirty so now I am more tired than before. So here are your answers: Lover, Italians do it better, just ask Melissa, she'll tell you all about it. You had one Italian and that was a hairy, fat one in highschool and it is about an inch or so bigger"
Joey turns from Lover to Lemmy
Joey: "Lemmy, you invented your own word here today. I need to ask you to stop drinking so much, because the lack of blood cells in your brain is making it easy for me to make fun of you and making it easy for me to beat you in our first round match this week"
Joey then turns from Lemmy to Nightmare
Joey: "Go to Naples, Milanese wine is shite and have a cigarette butt. GOOD DAY!"
Joey flicks the cigarette butt at Nightmares face, slaps Melissa on the arse, causing her to jump out of the doorway and slams the door shut in everyones face
TBC by anyone in the match
