Post by Lemmy Campbell on Apr 21, 2006 22:02:41 GMT 10
The camera shows Lemmy' ranch. Now it looks better and animals are heared around. Lemmy, Austin, Lover, Mike, Jack and Krisare in the back and are just finishing their lunch.
Austin: I am full!
Lover: Meeee, too.
[Some of the cows make the same noise as Lover and everybody laughs. Lemmy take a pice of the cheese and put it next to the hole in the wall.]
Lover: What are you doing?
Lemmy: I am feeting the mouse!
[Lover is just about to say something when Kris screams like a girl.]
Lover: What's up with him?
Jack: He is sceared from mice.
Lover: I am sceared from that rat! He is meaaaaa..
[He sees the same rat that ate his hat when he enter the ranch for first time. The rat looks at him and starts to make anoice witch sound like a laugh. Austin takes out his gun and point it to the mouse. When the animal sees it it goes back in the wall.]
Lemmy: Austin what you did?
Austin: I send the mouse in his room. If our guessts are afraid from him he should stay in his room till they leave!
Jack: Yeah! Like the mouse know why you point a gun at his head!
[Austin looks at him then turns to the hoouse]
Austin: Jerry! Come and bite the guy thatthinkyou are stupid!
[Lover looks at Lemmy]
Lover: You call that mouse Jerry?
Lemmy: Yeah!
[The mouse get out of the wall and bit Jack for the leg. Then it goes back in with another pice of the cheese witch Austin throwat him.]
Austin: Now you believe me?
Jack: Yeah!
[The nine Loer baybes come frim the house]
Baybe 1: Austin could you show us what you promisse.
Austin: Sure girl!
[They all get up and head toward the barn.]
Lover: What he promiss to show them, Lem?
Lemmy: How he can keep himself on a bull for more than 20 seconds!
[Austin walks from the back where is the place for that kind of action. He get on the bull witch is standing there and Lemmy let him go. The bull makes everything to get Austin off and after 25 ec. he manage to him off. Austin quickly Jump over the corral and take a moment to get a breath.]
Lover: I can do that too you know?
Austin: If you manage to hold on for..... how much was I?
Lemmy: 25 sec. exactly!
Austin: If you make 26 sec. I will buy you beer every day till someone of us die. If not you are going to full this corral with beer cans to the edge. Deal?
Lover: Deal!
[Lover get on the bull and Lemmy lets it go. After less than 10 sec. Lover get under the bull, but his hand is still on the saddle. The camera turns to the audience.]
The baybes: Go baybe, go honey, go Lover!
Austin: Come on mooron get back on the setle or you will get killed!
***Short pause***
Austin and Lemmy: OUCH!
Lemmy: I have never seen a bull so mad!
Austin: What do you expect? After all Lover is holding himself for his tongue.
Lemmy: What a mooron!
[Austin takes ou his gun]
Austin: Well there is only one way! I am going to shoot Lover and take away his pain!
Lemmy: No mooron! Look he manage to get out.
Austin: I don't think he manage to get out. The bull just throw him out of the corral.
Mike: Where is he heading to?
Lemmy: My garden!
Jack: Wasn't your garden from the other side.
Lemmy: That was my regular garden. Here I watch only plants with thorns.
[Lover hit the plants and starts screaming whith his whole throute. And Lemmy and Austin fall on the ground laughing at him.]
Austin: I am full!
Lover: Meeee, too.
[Some of the cows make the same noise as Lover and everybody laughs. Lemmy take a pice of the cheese and put it next to the hole in the wall.]
Lover: What are you doing?
Lemmy: I am feeting the mouse!
[Lover is just about to say something when Kris screams like a girl.]
Lover: What's up with him?
Jack: He is sceared from mice.
Lover: I am sceared from that rat! He is meaaaaa..
[He sees the same rat that ate his hat when he enter the ranch for first time. The rat looks at him and starts to make anoice witch sound like a laugh. Austin takes out his gun and point it to the mouse. When the animal sees it it goes back in the wall.]
Lemmy: Austin what you did?
Austin: I send the mouse in his room. If our guessts are afraid from him he should stay in his room till they leave!
Jack: Yeah! Like the mouse know why you point a gun at his head!
[Austin looks at him then turns to the hoouse]
Austin: Jerry! Come and bite the guy thatthinkyou are stupid!
[Lover looks at Lemmy]
Lover: You call that mouse Jerry?
Lemmy: Yeah!
[The mouse get out of the wall and bit Jack for the leg. Then it goes back in with another pice of the cheese witch Austin throwat him.]
Austin: Now you believe me?
Jack: Yeah!
[The nine Loer baybes come frim the house]
Baybe 1: Austin could you show us what you promisse.
Austin: Sure girl!
[They all get up and head toward the barn.]
Lover: What he promiss to show them, Lem?
Lemmy: How he can keep himself on a bull for more than 20 seconds!
[Austin walks from the back where is the place for that kind of action. He get on the bull witch is standing there and Lemmy let him go. The bull makes everything to get Austin off and after 25 ec. he manage to him off. Austin quickly Jump over the corral and take a moment to get a breath.]
Lover: I can do that too you know?
Austin: If you manage to hold on for..... how much was I?
Lemmy: 25 sec. exactly!
Austin: If you make 26 sec. I will buy you beer every day till someone of us die. If not you are going to full this corral with beer cans to the edge. Deal?
Lover: Deal!
[Lover get on the bull and Lemmy lets it go. After less than 10 sec. Lover get under the bull, but his hand is still on the saddle. The camera turns to the audience.]
The baybes: Go baybe, go honey, go Lover!
Austin: Come on mooron get back on the setle or you will get killed!
***Short pause***
Austin and Lemmy: OUCH!
Lemmy: I have never seen a bull so mad!
Austin: What do you expect? After all Lover is holding himself for his tongue.
Lemmy: What a mooron!
[Austin takes ou his gun]
Austin: Well there is only one way! I am going to shoot Lover and take away his pain!
Lemmy: No mooron! Look he manage to get out.
Austin: I don't think he manage to get out. The bull just throw him out of the corral.
Mike: Where is he heading to?
Lemmy: My garden!
Jack: Wasn't your garden from the other side.
Lemmy: That was my regular garden. Here I watch only plants with thorns.
[Lover hit the plants and starts screaming whith his whole throute. And Lemmy and Austin fall on the ground laughing at him.]
