Post by Lemmy Campbell on Apr 21, 2006 22:51:39 GMT 10
The camera shows Lemmy's ranch. Austin is sitting on the porch and is drinking beer looking at the beautiful nature. Lemmy comes from the back with hack.
Lemmy: Hey Austin, would you watch over the farm for a little time?
Austin: I guess so! Not that I have some where else to go, but why?
Lemmy: I am going to the near mountains. To look for gold!
[Austin looks at Lemmy, then falls on the groun and starts to laugh.]
Austin: You can't find gold, with that!
Lemmy: Why? My grate grandfather did!
Austin: Three reasons. First, in his times it was easier and more popular. Second, you can't find a gold at the end you will only get injured with that luck of yours. And thirth there is nothing in coment betwen you and you grategrandfather.
Lemmy: I can find gold you will see.
[He get the hack on his sholder and get an eye twitch. Austin looks him from head to toe then smiles.]
Austin: What happened?
Lemmy: I put a hack in my back!
[He falls on the ground and we can clearly see the hack.]
***Comersial brake***
[We are at the hospital with Lemmy and Astin. Lemmy is on a couch and a doctor looks at it very cearfull.]
Doc: And how this happed?
Lemmy: Some one hrow it at me, but I dodged. I turned but he was running, I started to chase him and he starts to throw more of hem at me. At the end....
Austin: He just put it on his shoulder and cut himself.
[The doctor look at him angry and get the hack out very mean. Then Lemmy screams.]
Lemmy: YOU FRICK!
Doc: Ok now you will stay here for tonigh!
Lemmy: WhAAAAAAA.....
[The doctor put a gauze with spirit on the place where he cut himself.]
Lemmy: Don't worry Doc I am fine!
Doc: OK. I will let you go, just rise your hand to your left.
[Lemmy rise his hand and the doctor nod to Austin. He takes Lemmy's hand and the doctor take a injection and put it in Lemmy's hand, witch makes Lemmy scream again.]
Lemmy: SOB! YOU SADISTICK SOB!
Austin: You are not going to let him go, aren't you?
Doc: No I won't.
[Austin smiles]
Austin: Nice! Buy Lem!
[He leave the room and head down the hall smieling]
Lemmy: Hey Austin, would you watch over the farm for a little time?
Austin: I guess so! Not that I have some where else to go, but why?
Lemmy: I am going to the near mountains. To look for gold!
[Austin looks at Lemmy, then falls on the groun and starts to laugh.]
Austin: You can't find gold, with that!
Lemmy: Why? My grate grandfather did!
Austin: Three reasons. First, in his times it was easier and more popular. Second, you can't find a gold at the end you will only get injured with that luck of yours. And thirth there is nothing in coment betwen you and you grategrandfather.
Lemmy: I can find gold you will see.
[He get the hack on his sholder and get an eye twitch. Austin looks him from head to toe then smiles.]
Austin: What happened?
Lemmy: I put a hack in my back!
[He falls on the ground and we can clearly see the hack.]
***Comersial brake***
[We are at the hospital with Lemmy and Astin. Lemmy is on a couch and a doctor looks at it very cearfull.]
Doc: And how this happed?
Lemmy: Some one hrow it at me, but I dodged. I turned but he was running, I started to chase him and he starts to throw more of hem at me. At the end....
Austin: He just put it on his shoulder and cut himself.
[The doctor look at him angry and get the hack out very mean. Then Lemmy screams.]
Lemmy: YOU FRICK!
Doc: Ok now you will stay here for tonigh!
Lemmy: WhAAAAAAA.....
[The doctor put a gauze with spirit on the place where he cut himself.]
Lemmy: Don't worry Doc I am fine!
Doc: OK. I will let you go, just rise your hand to your left.
[Lemmy rise his hand and the doctor nod to Austin. He takes Lemmy's hand and the doctor take a injection and put it in Lemmy's hand, witch makes Lemmy scream again.]
Lemmy: SOB! YOU SADISTICK SOB!
Austin: You are not going to let him go, aren't you?
Doc: No I won't.
[Austin smiles]
Austin: Nice! Buy Lem!
[He leave the room and head down the hall smieling]
