Post by Joseph Malone on Apr 22, 2006 0:07:17 GMT 10
"All Along the Watchtower" plays through the speakers and Joey Malone comes through the curtain, wearing his trademark singlet and light blue denim jeans. His hair looks dark and greasy and is hanging over his face. He is holding a microphone in his hand and is slowly making his way to the ring. He gets inside and flicks his hair back and begins to speak, prompting the music to stop
Joey: "Earlier on, in the back, i had a bit of a confrontation with my opponents at ANZACs House of Horror and our esteemed GM and Australian Champion, Nicholas Keith Zane. Well people have said to me since then, why do I want so many enemies? Why do I go out of my way to be hated in that locker room? Well its Too Damn Bad for you idiots out there that don't get it, because the Professor of Pain knows who his friends are and he knows they are in the money"
The crowd boos at the obvious reference to his tag partner Matt Hare
Joey: "Well being in the money is fine but this week I got myself a shot to be back in the singles gold picture and I must say its about time. You see I never got my rematch for the Deathmatch title after Disturbed somehow stole it off of me when he beat me and Pyro at ADDU2. But thats ok, because thats not my game any more. Thats ok, because I got something more on my mind and that is the three morons I have to face to win the title at House of Horror. Nightmare, last week I pinned you but you were lucky enough to make Lover tap out. Well its not happening again, because in the final I will have you one on one and that sort of thing won't happen. And Lover, you know me and you have met only one time, and when we did I came out victorious but I don't think you are any danger to me..."
The crowd boos as Lover gets the Smacketh down laid upon him
Joey: "...because you won't even get passed Nightmare in the first damn round. But don't waste all your boos yet, because I still got Lemmy. Thats right Lem, you think I'd forgotten you and our first round match? If you did you better think again because I know the outcome of this match is already decided. You see in Febuary you and your best friend Steve Austin tried to stop me and The Money Matt Hare taking your tag titles. It took one try and those babies were ours, and then we beat you another two weeks in a row"
The crowd boos again
Joey: "As I said before, I have built my career on overcoming adversity and coming out the best. Well this week I have come across a welcome change to the formula, because this week I am the favourite, this week I am the man to beat. You don't know what you are up against fellas. When I won the Deathmatch title, I was the underdog. When I won the tag titles for the first time, I was the underdog. When I was a kid with learning difficulties, I was the underdog. When I was in a fight at the age of 15, I was the underdog. Well this week I am not the biggest dog in the fight. But as the old saying goes its not the biggest dog in the fight that counts, but the dog with the biggest fight that prevails and ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at him, the professor of pain, Joey Mal..."
Joey is interrupted as Lovers theme music plays. He walks down and starts to speak before he even makes it to the ring
Lover: "I'm sorry to interrupt..."
Joey: "Then get the hell out of my arena"
Lover; "...But I think I could hear someone talking out of their ass and trust me, its a damn unpleasant sound"
The crowd laughs and cheers as Lover enters the ring
Lover: "Let me get this straight. Because you were a skinny, lanky moron at school you are going to win this match? Because no one thought you had a chance in hell at winning the Deathmatch title, we should think that you are going to win? Newsflash buddy, you are already looking into the eyes of the soon to be 3 time champion, Misssssster Lovvvvvver"
Lover stares at Joey and they go toe to toe and start badmouthing each other. Joey quickly slaps Lovers face and goes to run from the ring but turns right into Lemmy, who has two chairs in his hands. Joey goes to turn back the other way but Lover gives him a stiff right hand. Joey stumbles around and right into Lemmys waiting arms, who hits him with a big Implant DDT onto one of the chairs. Joey bounces high into the air from the DDT and rises right back to his feet, only to get clotheslined out of the ring by Lover, leaving Lemmy and Lover to celebrate in the ring together
Joey: "Earlier on, in the back, i had a bit of a confrontation with my opponents at ANZACs House of Horror and our esteemed GM and Australian Champion, Nicholas Keith Zane. Well people have said to me since then, why do I want so many enemies? Why do I go out of my way to be hated in that locker room? Well its Too Damn Bad for you idiots out there that don't get it, because the Professor of Pain knows who his friends are and he knows they are in the money"
The crowd boos at the obvious reference to his tag partner Matt Hare
Joey: "Well being in the money is fine but this week I got myself a shot to be back in the singles gold picture and I must say its about time. You see I never got my rematch for the Deathmatch title after Disturbed somehow stole it off of me when he beat me and Pyro at ADDU2. But thats ok, because thats not my game any more. Thats ok, because I got something more on my mind and that is the three morons I have to face to win the title at House of Horror. Nightmare, last week I pinned you but you were lucky enough to make Lover tap out. Well its not happening again, because in the final I will have you one on one and that sort of thing won't happen. And Lover, you know me and you have met only one time, and when we did I came out victorious but I don't think you are any danger to me..."
The crowd boos as Lover gets the Smacketh down laid upon him
Joey: "...because you won't even get passed Nightmare in the first damn round. But don't waste all your boos yet, because I still got Lemmy. Thats right Lem, you think I'd forgotten you and our first round match? If you did you better think again because I know the outcome of this match is already decided. You see in Febuary you and your best friend Steve Austin tried to stop me and The Money Matt Hare taking your tag titles. It took one try and those babies were ours, and then we beat you another two weeks in a row"
The crowd boos again
Joey: "As I said before, I have built my career on overcoming adversity and coming out the best. Well this week I have come across a welcome change to the formula, because this week I am the favourite, this week I am the man to beat. You don't know what you are up against fellas. When I won the Deathmatch title, I was the underdog. When I won the tag titles for the first time, I was the underdog. When I was a kid with learning difficulties, I was the underdog. When I was in a fight at the age of 15, I was the underdog. Well this week I am not the biggest dog in the fight. But as the old saying goes its not the biggest dog in the fight that counts, but the dog with the biggest fight that prevails and ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at him, the professor of pain, Joey Mal..."
Joey is interrupted as Lovers theme music plays. He walks down and starts to speak before he even makes it to the ring
Lover: "I'm sorry to interrupt..."
Joey: "Then get the hell out of my arena"
Lover; "...But I think I could hear someone talking out of their ass and trust me, its a damn unpleasant sound"
The crowd laughs and cheers as Lover enters the ring
Lover: "Let me get this straight. Because you were a skinny, lanky moron at school you are going to win this match? Because no one thought you had a chance in hell at winning the Deathmatch title, we should think that you are going to win? Newsflash buddy, you are already looking into the eyes of the soon to be 3 time champion, Misssssster Lovvvvvver"
Lover stares at Joey and they go toe to toe and start badmouthing each other. Joey quickly slaps Lovers face and goes to run from the ring but turns right into Lemmy, who has two chairs in his hands. Joey goes to turn back the other way but Lover gives him a stiff right hand. Joey stumbles around and right into Lemmys waiting arms, who hits him with a big Implant DDT onto one of the chairs. Joey bounces high into the air from the DDT and rises right back to his feet, only to get clotheslined out of the ring by Lover, leaving Lemmy and Lover to celebrate in the ring together
