Post by Jonny Stripes on Apr 22, 2006 21:25:30 GMT 10
"Kashmir" by Led Zepellin blasts from the speakers and the crowd rise to their feet to give Jonny a standing round of boos. Jonny comes out and stands in the middle of the stage area and takes it all in, his titantron video sending out a white glow onto the back of Jonnys black jacket and blue pants. Jonny slaps his chest and when his hand is moved away we see he is wearing an old "Jonny Stripes All American Hot Dogs" T-shirt, sun faded and slightly torn at the top.
He stands on the ramp for a while and simply shakes his head at all the fans in the crowd. All of a sudden he looks down and crouches slightly, prompting golden sparks to come down around him, before springing up to his feet and shouting obscenities at the crowd, just as the golden shower stops.
Jonny walks down the ramp and starts pointing at the fans and goes to slap a kids fan but pulls his hand away at the last second and pokes his tongue out at the youngster. At about halfway down the ramp the "Stripes Sucks" chants begin and by the time Jonny has entered the ring and taken the mike they have spread all throughout the arena
Jonny: "Trust me, you don't want to play the waiting game with me"
The crowd not only don't stop the chant but morphs it into a "Fuck You Jonny" chant
Jonny: "Just remember ladies and gentlemen, I get paid to be out here and if I don't have to do anything, thats fine by me, because you all payed to get in here"
The crowd keeps the chant going, making Jonnys face go kind of red
Jonny: "You know I came out here with a big treat prepared for you. I-I had this speech ready to deliver about some of my memories, and i was going to talk about you, the crowd, and what effect you had on me throughout my career"
The crowd has again changed the chant, this time singing out "This is boring"
Jonny: "Boring? Well let me get on with my speech, I assure you it ain't boring. Look I was gonna have pyro come out of here..."
Jonny walks over to the side of the ring and thinks for a moment, before pointing at a little box.
Jonny: "And we would have had balloons and confetti fall from up there..."
Jonny points up towards the sky but nothing can be seen. The crowd keeps up their "This is boring" chant
Jonny: "But you had to ruin it all but thats ok, because thats what I wanted to talk to you all about. You assholes ruining my greatest moments in DUEW. But it isn't just you in the bleachers or in the VIP box or in the front row. No no no, there are the very same people out in the back who make me just as sick and make me feel just as jaded as every last one of you jackasses!"
The crowd is getting really hot right now and the boos won't stop, but the chant has changed back to "Fuck You Jonny"
Jonny: "You see only a few days after I won the World Title a certain man who was supposed to be a close friend of mine, Nicho "Z"..."
Jonny stops as a wave of cheers come forth
Jonny: "...Nicho "Z" demanded I give him a World Title shot. Way to take away from my win Nicho, thanks a lot buddy. Make me feel guilty because the only way you were ever gonna win it was with charity hand outs. Well look where we are now? Well over a year gone and you blew the only oppurtunities you had to win the darn thing but here I stand as a soon to be 5 time World Champion!"
The crowd boos at the dissing of their GM
Jonny: "And when Disturbed gave me the tag title because he wasnt allowed three titles, he didn't make it about me, he made sure it was all about him feeling bad for leaving his brother. He made sure that the every last bit of attention was robbed of me adn placed in his golden fucking boy lap"
The crowd boos and soon starts up a "Dizzy" chant
Jonny: "You think he has the balls to face the Jonny Stripes Experience and come out here? You think he could even stand in the same ring with me? Goddamit, don't you realise that the man is afraid of me? I ain't talking about because I am so big, because pound for pound he is as big if not bigger. I ain't talking about him being afraid of me doin' as my finisher says and having his Neck Amended. No I am talking about that psychological fear, the one that only a psychatrist or a beating from me could get out of him"
The crowd continues with their "Dizzy" chants
Jonny: "Its deep rooted but in his heart of hearts he knows that I know he is so afraid of me that isn't funny. That he fears what I could do to him emotionally, what I could do to his legacy and what I could do to his entire life. He knows it and the sooner you know it the sooner we can all move on. You see thats why he gave me this chance but little did he know that I was going to get to meet him in this environment. Little did he know that I was going to meet him in such a sadistic structure, a structure where I thrive. Not only have I won in a Cell before but I have done it against Julio, making him tap out for his and Hares tag team titles. Disturbed, if you don't remember we teamed in that match and damn it I know that I deserved to be the winner in there and that I outstripped you in all regards in there. But you were lucky, and you know it. Not only do you know that, but you know that I can beat you for sure, in fact I have beaten you but you got me back for the bigger prize. Because when I won at Wacky Wednesday I won respect, because I proved I was the king of B.O.D. But when you beat me, you got a better and bigger prize. You got the World Title and boy thats what I want. But at House of Horrors, I will be facing you for something much bigger and I will be taking from you not only your title but I will take your soul and plunge it deep down into Hell! Because this week its me and you and Julio, locked in a Cell and I guarantee that I will be the only man to walk out at the end of the PPV with my body, my emotions and my pride in tact!"
He stands on the ramp for a while and simply shakes his head at all the fans in the crowd. All of a sudden he looks down and crouches slightly, prompting golden sparks to come down around him, before springing up to his feet and shouting obscenities at the crowd, just as the golden shower stops.
Jonny walks down the ramp and starts pointing at the fans and goes to slap a kids fan but pulls his hand away at the last second and pokes his tongue out at the youngster. At about halfway down the ramp the "Stripes Sucks" chants begin and by the time Jonny has entered the ring and taken the mike they have spread all throughout the arena
Jonny: "Trust me, you don't want to play the waiting game with me"
The crowd not only don't stop the chant but morphs it into a "Fuck You Jonny" chant
Jonny: "Just remember ladies and gentlemen, I get paid to be out here and if I don't have to do anything, thats fine by me, because you all payed to get in here"
The crowd keeps the chant going, making Jonnys face go kind of red
Jonny: "You know I came out here with a big treat prepared for you. I-I had this speech ready to deliver about some of my memories, and i was going to talk about you, the crowd, and what effect you had on me throughout my career"
The crowd has again changed the chant, this time singing out "This is boring"
Jonny: "Boring? Well let me get on with my speech, I assure you it ain't boring. Look I was gonna have pyro come out of here..."
Jonny walks over to the side of the ring and thinks for a moment, before pointing at a little box.
Jonny: "And we would have had balloons and confetti fall from up there..."
Jonny points up towards the sky but nothing can be seen. The crowd keeps up their "This is boring" chant
Jonny: "But you had to ruin it all but thats ok, because thats what I wanted to talk to you all about. You assholes ruining my greatest moments in DUEW. But it isn't just you in the bleachers or in the VIP box or in the front row. No no no, there are the very same people out in the back who make me just as sick and make me feel just as jaded as every last one of you jackasses!"
The crowd is getting really hot right now and the boos won't stop, but the chant has changed back to "Fuck You Jonny"
Jonny: "You see only a few days after I won the World Title a certain man who was supposed to be a close friend of mine, Nicho "Z"..."
Jonny stops as a wave of cheers come forth
Jonny: "...Nicho "Z" demanded I give him a World Title shot. Way to take away from my win Nicho, thanks a lot buddy. Make me feel guilty because the only way you were ever gonna win it was with charity hand outs. Well look where we are now? Well over a year gone and you blew the only oppurtunities you had to win the darn thing but here I stand as a soon to be 5 time World Champion!"
The crowd boos at the dissing of their GM
Jonny: "And when Disturbed gave me the tag title because he wasnt allowed three titles, he didn't make it about me, he made sure it was all about him feeling bad for leaving his brother. He made sure that the every last bit of attention was robbed of me adn placed in his golden fucking boy lap"
The crowd boos and soon starts up a "Dizzy" chant
Jonny: "You think he has the balls to face the Jonny Stripes Experience and come out here? You think he could even stand in the same ring with me? Goddamit, don't you realise that the man is afraid of me? I ain't talking about because I am so big, because pound for pound he is as big if not bigger. I ain't talking about him being afraid of me doin' as my finisher says and having his Neck Amended. No I am talking about that psychological fear, the one that only a psychatrist or a beating from me could get out of him"
The crowd continues with their "Dizzy" chants
Jonny: "Its deep rooted but in his heart of hearts he knows that I know he is so afraid of me that isn't funny. That he fears what I could do to him emotionally, what I could do to his legacy and what I could do to his entire life. He knows it and the sooner you know it the sooner we can all move on. You see thats why he gave me this chance but little did he know that I was going to get to meet him in this environment. Little did he know that I was going to meet him in such a sadistic structure, a structure where I thrive. Not only have I won in a Cell before but I have done it against Julio, making him tap out for his and Hares tag team titles. Disturbed, if you don't remember we teamed in that match and damn it I know that I deserved to be the winner in there and that I outstripped you in all regards in there. But you were lucky, and you know it. Not only do you know that, but you know that I can beat you for sure, in fact I have beaten you but you got me back for the bigger prize. Because when I won at Wacky Wednesday I won respect, because I proved I was the king of B.O.D. But when you beat me, you got a better and bigger prize. You got the World Title and boy thats what I want. But at House of Horrors, I will be facing you for something much bigger and I will be taking from you not only your title but I will take your soul and plunge it deep down into Hell! Because this week its me and you and Julio, locked in a Cell and I guarantee that I will be the only man to walk out at the end of the PPV with my body, my emotions and my pride in tact!"