The Candy man!

[Mr. Lover]

[Ministry of Darkness hits the speakers as Nightmare, yet again without Paul Bearer, Nightmare wearing his usual gear, but without his glovers or elbow pads. He steps on the ring and gets a mic.]

Nightmare: Listen up! Lately there are too many guys that dare to talk to me like I am weaker than them. Like Joey Malone!

[The crowd cheers]

Nightmare: Like that fucking pic Mr. Lover!

[The crowd cheers]

Nightmare: I have enough of listen to those two! SO the next time I see them I'll make theme fear from the dark! Fear from me!

[In the moment he says that the hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage and he removes his hat ready for fight.]

Lover: Haya, Nighty! I heard that you are talking for darkness again! That means that you are depressed! And who is the one who can cheer you up?

The babies: MR. Lover!

[ The crowd cheers.]

Nightmare: Listen you fuck! You try to hug me one more time and you'll be as good as dead! You hear me?

Lover: What? Oh no no no no no! I wont do that again! Se I promised to myself that if I hear you talking shits like that I'll make you fell better so that's what I am gonna do!

[Lover makes a signal and many balloons falls from the sky and "Sex machine" hits the speakers again but this time one fat clown walks down the ramp and enters the ring.]

Bobo: Haya I am Bobo the clown and I am here to make you fell better. Here I brought that hat for you.

[Bobo gives Nightmare a hat similar to Lover's one, but when he tries to put it on him Nightmare looks at Bobo with the eyes of the dragon.]

Bobo: Oh no! He needs our help! Give me the bucket Lover!

[Lover takes out a bucket full with water and gives it to Bobo who throws the water at Nightmare. That makes Nightmare to fall on his ass.]

Bobo: That's better! Now Lover give me the sugar!

[Lover takes out a bag full with candies and lollypops. Bobo sits on Nightmare so he can't move.]

Bobo: Come on! Eat this!

Nightmara: I don't want to! I don't eat sweet things.

[Bobo opens Nightmare's mouth with force and bundles in it as many candies as he can.]

Lover: I think the crowd wants too.

[Lover takes the bag and with the help of his girls he trows the candies in the audiance.]

Lover: Happy eastern day everybody!

[Nightmare]

Nightmare suddenly lifts Bobo off his body onto the ground, he then sits up as he usually does, but Lover doesnt pay attention and contiunes to offer lollies to the crowd

Nightmare then proceeds to give punches to Bobo on the ground, some of the women try to tell Lover whats happaning but Lover doesnt worry not beliveing them!

Lover suddenly turns around and gets attention of Nightmare, Lover trys to stop the beating he's giving Bobo, he's been busted open and the water mixed with the blood makes it more gory to watch but Nightmare swings at Lover causing him to fall off the edge of the ring

Nightmare then singles for the chokeslam and hits it picking up the fat guy in the air!

Tom C: Oh come on, its only a joke, Nightmare dont go to far!

Nightmare starts to scream at Lover saying it falls on his respoiibilty what happans now

Nightmare: This falls on you boy! I told you dont play games!

Bobo starts to get up slowly but Nightmare kicks him in the stomach, and sets up him for the Last Ride!

JJ: Its impossible! Hes to heavy!

Nightmare suprisly gets Bobo up on his shoulders and slams Bobo down onto the canvas causing a massive hole in the ring!

crowd chant holy shit

Lover slides in the ring and both men start to brawl all over the ring, Nightmare gets the upper advantage and begins smacking punches into Lover causing him to bleed from the mouth but Lover then reverses and smacks Nightmare upper cuts in the throat causing him to cough up blood too!

Lover then picks up Nightmare by the hair and trys to hit the DDT but Nightmare reverses and chokeslams Lover into the hole in the ring!

JJ: Holy shit!

Nightmare then starts to laugh as he whipes blood from his mouth and whipes it accross Lover's forehead, Nightmare then singles for smoke to fill up the hole as Nightmare slowly taking his time slides back out of the ring, Lover's women run to the ring trying to help Lover out of the ring, but Nightmare gets angry and comes back in!

Tom C: Oh come on, dont touch them, they didnt do anything to you!

Nightmare then screams into there faces asking them do you want a piece of them, they try to escape but he picks one up and throws her over the rope onto the outside floor, it seems she hurt her back.

Nightmare then picks her up on his right shoulder and walks his way up to the entrance area, theres a high drop on the sides to concrete, he then singles for the 2nd last ride of the night!

JJ: He's going to break her in half!

Nightmare then suddenly hits the last ride off the stage to one of the women causing her smash against the concrete from a high fall

Nightmare then slowly starts to lick his lips from the blood and laughs as he walks back to the curtain!

Tom C: Its total masscare out here! Someone get help!

The segment ends with paramatics attending to the women, Bobo and Lover