Post by Disturbed on Apr 23, 2006 12:31:56 GMT 10
*The scene opens with Mr. Howard dressed in a flashy suit, with a mic in his hand. He is the presenter of a dating game show, and the set is decorated accordingly. There is a woman on one side, and Disturbed, Julio and Jonny Stripes all sitting on the other side. The woman cannot see the men as there is a wall separating them.*
Mr. H- Welcome to another week of the wack-tabula dating game. I am your host – The H – factor!
*Audience of the show clap and cheer*
Mr. H- Enough chat – let’s get right into it!
*Mr. H turns to face to woman*
Mr. H- Melanie, welcome! Now I just want you to ask our three contestants a few questions, and judging on their answers, I wan you to decide which of the three you would like as your little “World champion”!
*Crowd laugh, as does Melanie*
Melanie – Contestant number one… hello!
Jonny- Hey
Melanie – If you could take me anywhere, where would you take me?
Jonny- Well first of all I’d take you out for a nice little meal at a fancy restaurant and wine you and dine you till’ your hearts content! I would then take you back to my incredible home, and show you the EXPERIENCE of a life time.
*Jonny laughs to himself, and disturbed butts in*
Disturbed- Yer, and if you rejected him, he’d keep on asking to go out with you again…and again, and again and…
*Jonny punches Disturbed in the face and security guards run in to separate the two men. They both settle down and take their seats*
Mr. H- Shall we continue then?
Melanie- Umm OK – Contestant number 2!
Julio- Hello my lovely lady!
Melanie- Why hello! If I was at home sick, how would you take care of me?
Julio- Well, I would MANAGE you in such a way that you would feel better in no time. I’d keep kissing your ass, make some jokes to make you feel better, I may even invite some vof your close friends around, we could start a type of stable, you know, just go on about how good we are at everything. I’m sure you’d be feeling better in no time!
Melanie- Hmm I’m sure your right!
*Julio smiles to himself, and sits back in his chair very confidently*
Melanie- contestant number 3! Hey!
Disturbed- Hey!
Melanie- I’m into bondage! If you had a chance with me, how would you punish me?
Disturbed- Haha, well that’s easy! Firstly, I’d set up a steel cage in which we would do ‘our thing’. Then I’d warm up with a few lead pipe shots to the head, soften you up a bit, may smack you in the back of the head a few times with a steel chair. Then, I’d bring out good old barbie, smack that over your back! Flaming tables always go down nicely, and if you’re lucky, you’ll really get to see the Dizzy bomb… go off!
Melanie- Sounds very…interesting…
Mr. H- So Melanie – who will you choose? Do you want to feel the experience with contestant number one, Get managed by contestant number 2 or beaten by contestant number 3?
Melanie- Well before I choose, I think these guys better know a little secret – move the wall Mr. H!
*The wall removes, and as the three men lay their eyes on Melanie, She pulls off her mask and fake body, to reveal Nicho Z!*
Disturbed- That’s gross
Jonny- You little faggot!
Julio- That’s hot!
*Everyone looks at Julio, and the whole room goes quiet*
Julio- Kidding…ha..ha….
*The camera shows a close up of Nicho Z. He looks directly at the camera*
Nicho Z- Tune in this week and watch DUEW’s House of Horrors – If you thought this was horrible - wait till you see these three men battle it out for the gold!
OOC- This was like an add ppl – not an actual segment!
Mr. H- Welcome to another week of the wack-tabula dating game. I am your host – The H – factor!
*Audience of the show clap and cheer*
Mr. H- Enough chat – let’s get right into it!
*Mr. H turns to face to woman*
Mr. H- Melanie, welcome! Now I just want you to ask our three contestants a few questions, and judging on their answers, I wan you to decide which of the three you would like as your little “World champion”!
*Crowd laugh, as does Melanie*
Melanie – Contestant number one… hello!
Jonny- Hey
Melanie – If you could take me anywhere, where would you take me?
Jonny- Well first of all I’d take you out for a nice little meal at a fancy restaurant and wine you and dine you till’ your hearts content! I would then take you back to my incredible home, and show you the EXPERIENCE of a life time.
*Jonny laughs to himself, and disturbed butts in*
Disturbed- Yer, and if you rejected him, he’d keep on asking to go out with you again…and again, and again and…
*Jonny punches Disturbed in the face and security guards run in to separate the two men. They both settle down and take their seats*
Mr. H- Shall we continue then?
Melanie- Umm OK – Contestant number 2!
Julio- Hello my lovely lady!
Melanie- Why hello! If I was at home sick, how would you take care of me?
Julio- Well, I would MANAGE you in such a way that you would feel better in no time. I’d keep kissing your ass, make some jokes to make you feel better, I may even invite some vof your close friends around, we could start a type of stable, you know, just go on about how good we are at everything. I’m sure you’d be feeling better in no time!
Melanie- Hmm I’m sure your right!
*Julio smiles to himself, and sits back in his chair very confidently*
Melanie- contestant number 3! Hey!
Disturbed- Hey!
Melanie- I’m into bondage! If you had a chance with me, how would you punish me?
Disturbed- Haha, well that’s easy! Firstly, I’d set up a steel cage in which we would do ‘our thing’. Then I’d warm up with a few lead pipe shots to the head, soften you up a bit, may smack you in the back of the head a few times with a steel chair. Then, I’d bring out good old barbie, smack that over your back! Flaming tables always go down nicely, and if you’re lucky, you’ll really get to see the Dizzy bomb… go off!
Melanie- Sounds very…interesting…
Mr. H- So Melanie – who will you choose? Do you want to feel the experience with contestant number one, Get managed by contestant number 2 or beaten by contestant number 3?
Melanie- Well before I choose, I think these guys better know a little secret – move the wall Mr. H!
*The wall removes, and as the three men lay their eyes on Melanie, She pulls off her mask and fake body, to reveal Nicho Z!*
Disturbed- That’s gross
Jonny- You little faggot!
Julio- That’s hot!
*Everyone looks at Julio, and the whole room goes quiet*
Julio- Kidding…ha..ha….
*The camera shows a close up of Nicho Z. He looks directly at the camera*
Nicho Z- Tune in this week and watch DUEW’s House of Horrors – If you thought this was horrible - wait till you see these three men battle it out for the gold!
OOC- This was like an add ppl – not an actual segment!
