Post by Julio on Apr 23, 2006 14:01:41 GMT 10
[[The scene cuts back from the commercial break and Julio is stnding in the middle of the ring, mic in hand, wearing a light grey suit, with a dark grey undershirt and white tie, with hi mucis playing in the background]]
Julio: Tonight...you people will be witnessing the debut one of the biggest segments in wrestling history. Tonight will be the debut of...Rant of Julio. I'll give my great opinion on what's happening in the world of Down Under Extreme Wrestling - giving my thumbs up...or thumbs down on whatever topic I may chose.
Mixed reactions come from the crowd
Julio: I'd like to kick off with the topic of...the Arm Wrestling contest at ANZACs House of Horror. Now I think this whole thing is complete bullshit. What a waste of Pay-Per-View time. Who wants to watch a bunch of losers, who can't achieve anything else so the GM decides to put them on the card cos he feels sorry for them, in an arm wrestling contest?! PISS BREAK! And what type of prize would the winner even get? I bet that "creative genius," Nicho "Z" will book something like "Y'al winnuhz gonna have a shot at DUEW'z least important title - da PPLZ TITLE!." Which, by the way seems to have gone missing!
Therefore I give the Arm Wrestling tournament a thumbs down.
My next topic is: the tag team titles. What the hell has happened to them?! When was the last time Hare and Joey defended them?! NEVER? I think the whole division is a complete joke! I say, Mr "Z" - strip them of the titles and sell the belts on eBaY.
So obviously, I give the tag division a thumbs down.
Now on the other end of the scale; Maria debuting and Alana bringing her fine ass back to the company. How good is this?! Hopefully we get a nip slip in there somewhere - cos I'm hanging in for some tit. Hmm...maybe we should have Alana and Maria vs The Sin Creatures in a .... naked slut tag match!
Naked sluts: thumbs up!
And how about me being in the Wold Title race?! Shit yeah, solly!! After I win the title, my career is going to absoloutley sky rocket. I'm actually thinking of taking the belt, maybe to the WWE or something...not quite sure yet though.
So me being in the title picture: thumbs up!
Nicho "Z" being the GM. What do you all think about that?
Crowd cheer
Julio: Well, it;s nice to see you all agree with me on this one. Like...who seriously wants to see him in the wrestling ring?!
Crowd boo
Julio: I seriously think he's the reason that DUEW hasn't become the biggest wrestling promotion in the world today. I'm glad I'm seeing much less of him!
So, Nicho "Z" as General Manager - thumbs up
Next topic...
[[Julio gets cut off by 'Bound' sounding over the speakers and the crowd jum,ping to their feet. Disturbed then comes out from backstage wearing a black DUEW t-shirt and jeans, with the World Title around his waist. The crowd go crazy as the World Champion paces down the ramp and slides into the ring. A ring-crew member throws him a mic and Dizzy stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in the crowd's loud cheers and chants]]
Julio: Tonight...you people will be witnessing the debut one of the biggest segments in wrestling history. Tonight will be the debut of...Rant of Julio. I'll give my great opinion on what's happening in the world of Down Under Extreme Wrestling - giving my thumbs up...or thumbs down on whatever topic I may chose.
Mixed reactions come from the crowd
Julio: I'd like to kick off with the topic of...the Arm Wrestling contest at ANZACs House of Horror. Now I think this whole thing is complete bullshit. What a waste of Pay-Per-View time. Who wants to watch a bunch of losers, who can't achieve anything else so the GM decides to put them on the card cos he feels sorry for them, in an arm wrestling contest?! PISS BREAK! And what type of prize would the winner even get? I bet that "creative genius," Nicho "Z" will book something like "Y'al winnuhz gonna have a shot at DUEW'z least important title - da PPLZ TITLE!." Which, by the way seems to have gone missing!
Therefore I give the Arm Wrestling tournament a thumbs down.
My next topic is: the tag team titles. What the hell has happened to them?! When was the last time Hare and Joey defended them?! NEVER? I think the whole division is a complete joke! I say, Mr "Z" - strip them of the titles and sell the belts on eBaY.
So obviously, I give the tag division a thumbs down.
Now on the other end of the scale; Maria debuting and Alana bringing her fine ass back to the company. How good is this?! Hopefully we get a nip slip in there somewhere - cos I'm hanging in for some tit. Hmm...maybe we should have Alana and Maria vs The Sin Creatures in a .... naked slut tag match!
Naked sluts: thumbs up!
And how about me being in the Wold Title race?! Shit yeah, solly!! After I win the title, my career is going to absoloutley sky rocket. I'm actually thinking of taking the belt, maybe to the WWE or something...not quite sure yet though.
So me being in the title picture: thumbs up!
Nicho "Z" being the GM. What do you all think about that?
Crowd cheer
Julio: Well, it;s nice to see you all agree with me on this one. Like...who seriously wants to see him in the wrestling ring?!
Crowd boo
Julio: I seriously think he's the reason that DUEW hasn't become the biggest wrestling promotion in the world today. I'm glad I'm seeing much less of him!
So, Nicho "Z" as General Manager - thumbs up
Next topic...
[[Julio gets cut off by 'Bound' sounding over the speakers and the crowd jum,ping to their feet. Disturbed then comes out from backstage wearing a black DUEW t-shirt and jeans, with the World Title around his waist. The crowd go crazy as the World Champion paces down the ramp and slides into the ring. A ring-crew member throws him a mic and Dizzy stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in the crowd's loud cheers and chants]]
