The Borrowers

[Julio]

[[The scene cuts to a man dressed completely in black with a balaclava on sneaking down the empty hallway. The annonymous man then stops and looks at a door. He checks the hallway for people, then opens the door and flicks on the light and slams the door behind him, which reveals the name on the door: 'DISTURBED' (OOC: But the camera is in the room). The man then see's the World Title belt sitting on a chair - so he walks over, picks the belt up, stares at it for a while then rips off his balaclava - revealing Julio Gonzales. He looks at the belt, laughing to himself and licking his lips]]

Julio: Yes. I've got it!

[[Julio cleans the belt with his sleeve and stares at it again - looking amazed]]

Julio: Just think, this bad boy is going to have 'Julio' carved in it in just a few days... And it'll be all mine! HAHAHA!!!

[[Julio laughs loudly to himself, looking up at the ceiling and holding the belt above his head in victory]]

Julio: I know...I'll just borrow it for a little while. Yeah...I'll just see what it's like to have this thing in my possession. Just for a while.

[[Julio looks around the room before lifting up his black jumper and buttoning up the belt around his waist and covering the belt with his jumper. He then puts the balaclava on backwards, then turns it around the right way. Julio then opens the door and runs out of the room, down the hallway and into his locker room. He slams the door behind him again and flicks the light on. He then rips off his balaclava, unbuttons the title belt and sits it on the nearest seat]]

Julio: Holy shit. I've got it...

[[The door then opens again and in-walk Joey Malone and Matt 'The Money' Hare. The two look at Julio for a few seconds before slowly making their way over to him]]

Matt Hare: What'cha got there? Are you trying to steal our tag belts?!!

[[The tag champs go to advance onto Julio, but Julio stops them by holding the World Title over his 'scrunched-up' body]]

Joey Malone: Holy shit!

[[Joey snatches the belt off Julio and looks at it in amazement - but Julio snatches it back and holds it close to his chest]]

Matt Hare: You stole the friggin' World Title?!! You're a spastic!!

Julio: I didn't steal it. I'm just borrowing it for a bit...

Joey Malone: You DID steal it! You're damn lucky we don't tell Disturbed about your little...

Julio: NO! Not Disturbed! Pleeeasssee don't tell Disturbed. I'll give it back, I promise...I just wanted to see what it is like to have the World Title in my possession...

Matt Hare: Pfft - been there, done that!

Julio: Yeah, and I haven't.

[[The door then comes flying open, with Jonny Stripes walking in eating yoghurt]]

Jonny Stripes: Oi, Hare I...H-oh-ly SHIT!

Matt Hare: Jonny, we can explain!

Jonny Stripes: You have the title?! How? When?

Joey Malone: Jonny...calm down! Julio didn't steal the title...he's just 'borrowing' it for a while...

Julio: Please don't tell Disturbed! I will give it back...promise!!

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny looks at the three men, one at a time, in complete bemusement. Julio has strategically placed himself behind Matt and Joey and is holding the title below his waist, out of view.

Jonny: "So Julio- don't think I can't see you by the way cos I can-do you think this counts for a title changing hands?"

Julio trembles and can't get out a proper answer

Jonny: "How about you two? Do you think this makes Julio the new World Champion"

Joey: "Look man, we didn't have anything to do with him taking the title, but you got an issue with Julio, then you got an issue with me and Matty and the same with him, right Jules?"

Joey taps Julio on the shoulder but he seems too scared to even respond to his allies question

Jonny: "You little weasel, how can you even be in this match this week? You beat Disturbed because I was at ringside with you and all of a sudden you catapult up the ranks to be the No.1 contender?"

Jonny laughs as Julio tries to straighten up a bit more and raises himself to his feet

Jonny: "You sad little man. I don't need to say anymore, just look at your actions tonight. I'll see you in the ring, asshole. Hare, Malone, you better watch your backs"

Jonny smirks in disgust and turns to leave

[Disturbed]

*The scene cuts back to the inside of Disturbed’s locker room. Disturbed opens the door, holding a drink of water, and slumps down into his couch, letting out a large sigh.*

Disturbed- Goddam that work out is killing me! But it will be all worth it after I regain my title tonight –isn’t that right World Championship?

*Disturbed sits up and looks over at the chair that he left his world title on. He sees it isn’t there and quickly stands up to investigate.*

Disturbed- What the hell?! I’m sure I left it there!

*Disturbed glances over at another chair which is deathmatch title is sitting peacefully on.*

Disturbed- What the hell?!

*Disturbed quickly scrambles around the room, looking under and at everything in it. After searching the entire room, Disturbed stands bolt up right, red faced and fuming.*

Disturbed- Some son of a bitch is going to die! Jonny – I’m coming after you!

*Disturbed bolts out of his room, and up the corridor. He runs past Julio’s locker room, quickly glancing into it as the door is opened. He sees Jonny standing there, and quickly stops, and turns around. He grabs Jonny by the shoulder*

Disturbed- Where is it you little shit!

*Julio cowers even further behind Matt and Joey, and hides the belt behind a chair*

Jonny- Where’s what?

Disturbed- My title!?

Jonny- Look man, I gotta go, but I’m sure you and Julio might have to have a little chat.

*Jonny pushes past Disturbed, and Disturbed glares at the cowering Julio. Disturbed cracks his knuckles and continues to glare*

Disturbed- alright you little shit, fess up!



TBC by Julio, Matt, Joey or Jonny

[Julio]

[[Dizzy looks Julio straight in the face, with Julio staring back at him, looking very obvious. Disturbed starts to walk closer to Julio and Julio pulls Joey in front of him]]

Disturbed: Well..it'as obvious you know something now...

Joey Malone: Listen, Dizzy. He hasn't got anything...so why don't you just turn your bruised ass around and march the hell out of that door. Just like the Australians did in the wars!

[[Disturbed looks furiously at Malone, with Joey looking back at him - regretting his comment. Disturbed then walks over and slaps Joey hard over the head]]

Disturbed: Don't you EVER disrespect our soldiers! If you don't respect them...then pack your bags and go back to Italy!!

Joey Malone: Don't you tell me what to do, you Australian scum!

[[Disturbed goes to layeth the Smackdown on Joey Malone, but Matt Hare steps in between the two - causing Dizzy to stop his motion]]

Matt Hare: Now, fellas. Lets not get into any arguements over which counrty is better. We all know that Australia was deplorable in BOTH wars, and we all know that Italy did good in whatever they were involved in...

[[Disturbed punches Matt fair in the nose - sending him falling hard to th ground. Joey, trying to act heroicially, stands in Disturbed's face, ready to take whatever is coming. But he obviously wasn't, Dizzy grabs Joey by the hair and throws him into the nearest wall. Disturbed then goes to attack Julio and get his belt back, but Julio is gone. Disturbed then swings around and see's that the door is wide open. The World Champion picks the bloodied Hare up bu the collar and starts to yell at him loudly and agressively]]

Disturbed: Where the hell is he?! Where the hell is my belt!?! Tell me!!!

Matt Hare: How much you gonna pay me?

[[Disturbed shakes his head and angrily throws Hare ontop of Joey Malone, who is still lying lifeless on the ground. He then storms out of the room and down the corridor, looking into each individual room for Julio...but is unsuccessful]]