Post by Joseph Malone on Apr 24, 2006 14:42:52 GMT 10
Joey is sitting down in a cheap and tacky looking restaurant, his head buried in a red and yellow menu, with coffee stains on it. On the table sits a little silver box, slightly opened to reveal a beautifully engraved symbol on the top. On the inside sits about 6 cigarettes, and to the side of the box a lighter. Joey takes his eyes off of the menu and takes out a cigarette, lighting it quickly, before going back to the menu. A gruff voice soon interupts his browsing
Gruff voice: "Are you ready to order yet, sir?"
Joey takes the menu away and sees a guy that looks just like Nightmare, wearing an apron and holding a notepad
Nightmare: "Well are you ready to order?"
Joey looks back at the menu and then back at Nightmare. He blows smoke right into his face
Joey: "I'll have the scrambled eggs..."
Nightmare writes it down on his notepad and looks back at him with dead eyes
Nightmare: "Anything else I can do for you?"
Joey: "...Wine!"
Nightmare: "We don't ser..."
Joey: "Wine!"
Joey chucks the menu on the floor and takes another drag of his cigarette. A voice from behind him says something
Voice: "Excuse me..."
Joey turns around and looks at the person who was talking to him. The guy looks just like Lover
Lover: "...Excuse me, you know theres no smoking in here, right?"
Joey: "I know"
Lover: "And you do realise that smoking kills?"
Joey: "Smoking kills, ok"
Lover: "And you do realise you are probably giving me a lot of second hand smoke"
Joey: "Don't worry about it, its my pleasure. Buy me a drink sometime or something"
Joey turns away and looks in front of him and finds that someone who looks just like Lemmy is sitting in front of him, a couple of beers by his side
Lemmy: "Don't mind me, there were no other seats, so I thought it would be ok if I sat here...beer?"
Joey: "Sure thing, but can you do me a favour?"
Lemmy: "Sure thing"
Joey: "Hold this for me..."
Joey puts the cigarette, lit end first, into Lemmys hand, causing Lemmy to jump up in pain. Joey gets up quickly and grabs his stuff and walks out of the room. He takes out his mobile phone and dials in a number and he walks outside. A few minutes later a limo pulls up and Joey steps inside the back part. Inside Matt and Julio are sitting down. Matt hands Joey his tag title and Joey shakes hands with the pair of them, before taking a seat
Matt: "You should probably brush your hair Joey, just for the cameras sake, ya know?"
Joey: "Thanks for the advice..."
Joey runs his hand through his hair and slicks it back a bit
Joey: "Julio, why have you still got Disturbeds World Title belt?"
Julio: "Its not his, its mine now!"
Joey: "I thought you were borrowing it"
Julio: "Well he only has till tomorrow to have it anyway, cos I am gonna win it there!"
Joey rolls his eyes and Matt laughs
Julio: "At least I am in the title picture Mister Smarty Pants!"
Joey: "I am in a title picture and besides Julio, i could take you anyday of the week. If you somehow got lucky enough to win the title tomorrow night, I could take it off you at the very next Sunburn and be a triple champion"
Matt: "And the same goes for me Julio, if you win I will take that title off of you like that"
Matt clicks his fingers and Joey nods his head in agreement
Julio: "Well the title is mine for now, so you two stop being so jealous because I have to focus on my match!"
Julio jumps from the back seat of the limo, where the three of them were sitting, to the front seat of the back part of the limo
Matt: "Hey, where did you get that beer from?"
Matt points to the beer that the guy in the restaurant gave to him
Joey: "Oh this? Lemmy gave it to me back at the restaurant"
Matt: "Impossible, Lemmy is due at the press conference at 10.30. He would have been there half an hour by now"
Joey: "Well someone who looked a hell of a lot like Lemmy was there and he gave me a beer and I burnt my cigarette on his hand and then came out here and you guys picked me up. Honest"
Matt shrugs his shoulders and winds down his window. A McDonalds speaker box is next to his head and a muffled voice comes out of it
Voice: "May I take your order please?"
Matt: "I'll have two Sausage McMuffins and a..."
Voice: "Breakfast is over sir"
Matt: "Not for me it isn't. Now give me two sausage Mc..."
Voice: "We don't serve Breakfast after 10.30 sir"
Matt: "Do you know who you are dealing with here? We should get out of the limo, get in there and beat your damn head in!"
Julio: "GET ME A HAPPY MEAL WITH NUGGETS!"
Matt looks at Julio in disgust and continues with the order
Matt: "Give me two cheeseburgers, a Nuggets Happy Meal..."
Voice: "Which toy do you want?''
Matt leans back to Julio and Julio replies
Julio: "I want the Jonny Stripes toy"
Matt turns back to the speaker box
Matt: "He'll have the Jonny Stripes doll thanks...wait, JONNY STRIPES?"
Julio: "Its the only one I haven't got"
Matt: "Fine...what do you want Joey? JOEY?"
Joey has fallen asleep in the corner of the limo and Matt turns back to the speakerbox
Matt: "OK, we'll have to cheeseburgers, a big mac, a nuggets Happy Meal and two large cokes"
Voice: "Come on through"
The limo rolls through and after a few moments the food gets passed in through the window and they drive on. Matt gives Joey the Big Mac and Julio the Happy meal. Julio skips the food and takes out the toy and rips the pack open, taking out the Stripes figurine. He then pulls out two more figurines, one of Nicho and one of Lover and begins fighting with the three. Joey has woken up by now and is eating his burger and is watching Julio play with his toys when Matt gets a crafty smile and grabs the Happy Meal box. Julio goes to protect it but is far too slow
Matt: "What do you know, guess who they left out of the toy collection Joey?"
Joey: "Animal?"
The three men laugh but quickly stop when Matt says
Matt: "No, they left out me and you, Joey"
Joeys face drops and he looks at the side of the box, where all the pictures are and sees Lover, Jonny, Disturbed, Julio, Nicho and Lemmy but no Matt or Joey
Joey: "This, this, this is an outrage! We must have this fixed Matt"
Matt: "I damn well reckon we should start a crusade"
Julio: "Oh but come on guys, McDonalds are so nice and stuff, they got good quality food and..."
Matt chucks the box at Julios head and the food goes everywhere. The driver pulls up the limo and the three men get out, Julio with a sad face as his food is gone. Joey and Matt carry in the food and drinks they have and they walk round the back of a building
A moment later a big boo goes up inside the building and as the camera enters we see Joey, Matt and Julio coming out onto the stage with all their titles. They take a seat next to each other and look around at those that are already there. Austin, Lemmy, Nightmare and Nicho are all seated to their left, while Lover is seated on their right
Nicho: "Yo yo yo, give it up for the World Class Line Up, Joey Malone, Julio Gonzalez and Matt Hare!"
The crowd start booing even more
Nicho: "Before we get started with these three fools, I'd like to give a big shout out to a few of the boys and gals supporting ANZACs House of Horror. First up, thanks to all the ANZACs who fought to keep our country free, all those going on the marches, you the man! And we at DUEW also would like to thank our friends at McDonalds, for hosting the DUEW Happy Meal!"
Joey: "Its bullshit, complete and utter bullshit! Why aren't me and Matt a part of it? Don't thank them! They left out the two biggest superstars on the roster!"
Nicho: "Yo yo, chill brah relax homie, not everyone can get a figurine"
Matt: "Well I tell you what, me and Joey aren't taking a part in this Press Conference until we get a figurine!"
Matt and Joey stand up and the other wrestlers look a little worried as it isn't a part of the itinerie of the event
Joey: "Down with Maccas you stupid bastards!"
Joey and Matt walk off stage and round the back of the wall. Nicho looks at Lemmy and makes a little signal to get him to speak
Lemmy: "Haha, just like I thought Joey Malone is a little punk ass cry baby who has to have his way. Joey Malone, get your ass out here"
Joey runs around the corner and gives Lemmy the finger. In his hand he has spray paint and he writes in scrawl on the walls "Maccas are tools!" before running around the back, shouting out
Joey: "Your a tool of Maccas Lemmy!!"
Gruff voice: "Are you ready to order yet, sir?"
Joey takes the menu away and sees a guy that looks just like Nightmare, wearing an apron and holding a notepad
Nightmare: "Well are you ready to order?"
Joey looks back at the menu and then back at Nightmare. He blows smoke right into his face
Joey: "I'll have the scrambled eggs..."
Nightmare writes it down on his notepad and looks back at him with dead eyes
Nightmare: "Anything else I can do for you?"
Joey: "...Wine!"
Nightmare: "We don't ser..."
Joey: "Wine!"
Joey chucks the menu on the floor and takes another drag of his cigarette. A voice from behind him says something
Voice: "Excuse me..."
Joey turns around and looks at the person who was talking to him. The guy looks just like Lover
Lover: "...Excuse me, you know theres no smoking in here, right?"
Joey: "I know"
Lover: "And you do realise that smoking kills?"
Joey: "Smoking kills, ok"
Lover: "And you do realise you are probably giving me a lot of second hand smoke"
Joey: "Don't worry about it, its my pleasure. Buy me a drink sometime or something"
Joey turns away and looks in front of him and finds that someone who looks just like Lemmy is sitting in front of him, a couple of beers by his side
Lemmy: "Don't mind me, there were no other seats, so I thought it would be ok if I sat here...beer?"
Joey: "Sure thing, but can you do me a favour?"
Lemmy: "Sure thing"
Joey: "Hold this for me..."
Joey puts the cigarette, lit end first, into Lemmys hand, causing Lemmy to jump up in pain. Joey gets up quickly and grabs his stuff and walks out of the room. He takes out his mobile phone and dials in a number and he walks outside. A few minutes later a limo pulls up and Joey steps inside the back part. Inside Matt and Julio are sitting down. Matt hands Joey his tag title and Joey shakes hands with the pair of them, before taking a seat
Matt: "You should probably brush your hair Joey, just for the cameras sake, ya know?"
Joey: "Thanks for the advice..."
Joey runs his hand through his hair and slicks it back a bit
Joey: "Julio, why have you still got Disturbeds World Title belt?"
Julio: "Its not his, its mine now!"
Joey: "I thought you were borrowing it"
Julio: "Well he only has till tomorrow to have it anyway, cos I am gonna win it there!"
Joey rolls his eyes and Matt laughs
Julio: "At least I am in the title picture Mister Smarty Pants!"
Joey: "I am in a title picture and besides Julio, i could take you anyday of the week. If you somehow got lucky enough to win the title tomorrow night, I could take it off you at the very next Sunburn and be a triple champion"
Matt: "And the same goes for me Julio, if you win I will take that title off of you like that"
Matt clicks his fingers and Joey nods his head in agreement
Julio: "Well the title is mine for now, so you two stop being so jealous because I have to focus on my match!"
Julio jumps from the back seat of the limo, where the three of them were sitting, to the front seat of the back part of the limo
Matt: "Hey, where did you get that beer from?"
Matt points to the beer that the guy in the restaurant gave to him
Joey: "Oh this? Lemmy gave it to me back at the restaurant"
Matt: "Impossible, Lemmy is due at the press conference at 10.30. He would have been there half an hour by now"
Joey: "Well someone who looked a hell of a lot like Lemmy was there and he gave me a beer and I burnt my cigarette on his hand and then came out here and you guys picked me up. Honest"
Matt shrugs his shoulders and winds down his window. A McDonalds speaker box is next to his head and a muffled voice comes out of it
Voice: "May I take your order please?"
Matt: "I'll have two Sausage McMuffins and a..."
Voice: "Breakfast is over sir"
Matt: "Not for me it isn't. Now give me two sausage Mc..."
Voice: "We don't serve Breakfast after 10.30 sir"
Matt: "Do you know who you are dealing with here? We should get out of the limo, get in there and beat your damn head in!"
Julio: "GET ME A HAPPY MEAL WITH NUGGETS!"
Matt looks at Julio in disgust and continues with the order
Matt: "Give me two cheeseburgers, a Nuggets Happy Meal..."
Voice: "Which toy do you want?''
Matt leans back to Julio and Julio replies
Julio: "I want the Jonny Stripes toy"
Matt turns back to the speaker box
Matt: "He'll have the Jonny Stripes doll thanks...wait, JONNY STRIPES?"
Julio: "Its the only one I haven't got"
Matt: "Fine...what do you want Joey? JOEY?"
Joey has fallen asleep in the corner of the limo and Matt turns back to the speakerbox
Matt: "OK, we'll have to cheeseburgers, a big mac, a nuggets Happy Meal and two large cokes"
Voice: "Come on through"
The limo rolls through and after a few moments the food gets passed in through the window and they drive on. Matt gives Joey the Big Mac and Julio the Happy meal. Julio skips the food and takes out the toy and rips the pack open, taking out the Stripes figurine. He then pulls out two more figurines, one of Nicho and one of Lover and begins fighting with the three. Joey has woken up by now and is eating his burger and is watching Julio play with his toys when Matt gets a crafty smile and grabs the Happy Meal box. Julio goes to protect it but is far too slow
Matt: "What do you know, guess who they left out of the toy collection Joey?"
Joey: "Animal?"
The three men laugh but quickly stop when Matt says
Matt: "No, they left out me and you, Joey"
Joeys face drops and he looks at the side of the box, where all the pictures are and sees Lover, Jonny, Disturbed, Julio, Nicho and Lemmy but no Matt or Joey
Joey: "This, this, this is an outrage! We must have this fixed Matt"
Matt: "I damn well reckon we should start a crusade"
Julio: "Oh but come on guys, McDonalds are so nice and stuff, they got good quality food and..."
Matt chucks the box at Julios head and the food goes everywhere. The driver pulls up the limo and the three men get out, Julio with a sad face as his food is gone. Joey and Matt carry in the food and drinks they have and they walk round the back of a building
A moment later a big boo goes up inside the building and as the camera enters we see Joey, Matt and Julio coming out onto the stage with all their titles. They take a seat next to each other and look around at those that are already there. Austin, Lemmy, Nightmare and Nicho are all seated to their left, while Lover is seated on their right
Nicho: "Yo yo yo, give it up for the World Class Line Up, Joey Malone, Julio Gonzalez and Matt Hare!"
The crowd start booing even more
Nicho: "Before we get started with these three fools, I'd like to give a big shout out to a few of the boys and gals supporting ANZACs House of Horror. First up, thanks to all the ANZACs who fought to keep our country free, all those going on the marches, you the man! And we at DUEW also would like to thank our friends at McDonalds, for hosting the DUEW Happy Meal!"
Joey: "Its bullshit, complete and utter bullshit! Why aren't me and Matt a part of it? Don't thank them! They left out the two biggest superstars on the roster!"
Nicho: "Yo yo, chill brah relax homie, not everyone can get a figurine"
Matt: "Well I tell you what, me and Joey aren't taking a part in this Press Conference until we get a figurine!"
Matt and Joey stand up and the other wrestlers look a little worried as it isn't a part of the itinerie of the event
Joey: "Down with Maccas you stupid bastards!"
Joey and Matt walk off stage and round the back of the wall. Nicho looks at Lemmy and makes a little signal to get him to speak
Lemmy: "Haha, just like I thought Joey Malone is a little punk ass cry baby who has to have his way. Joey Malone, get your ass out here"
Joey runs around the corner and gives Lemmy the finger. In his hand he has spray paint and he writes in scrawl on the walls "Maccas are tools!" before running around the back, shouting out
Joey: "Your a tool of Maccas Lemmy!!"
