Post by Jonny Stripes on Apr 24, 2006 20:46:24 GMT 10
Jonny is standing with Kim in the DUEW interview area. He is cracking his neck from side to side and looks ready to get down to business
Kim: "Well Jonny Stripes, you have got just a short time before you go head to head with Disturbed and Julio for the World Heavyweight title. I have to ask you, are you letting the nerves get to you?"
Jonny: "Nerves? What nerves would they be? Nerves are for the weak, like Julio or the scared, like Disturbed. I don't fear this situation and nor do I have any of these nerves"
Kim: "And what do you think of the whole Disturbed/Julio title stealing incident? It was a bit low, don't you think?"
Jonny: "Low? Thats being kind there, that was a downright dirty tactic by Julio to get his hand on the gold. But I understand where he is coming from. You see Julio is giving up a good 70 pounds to both me and Disturbed and in that Cell speed doesn't kill your opponent, its prowess and power, the two P's baby. Julio just showed us all, he is good with the mind games, he has got inside both me and Disturbeds heads here. Julio has the prowess. Disturbed is a meat head, but by God he is a huge, powerful meat head and he has the Power needed. But me, look at me..."
Jonny flexes his massive arm in front of Kims face and she feigns being impressed
Jonny: "...that is Power for sure, something Julio hasn't got. But unlike Disturbed I take take it a step further and that means I got the smarts to outdo him. That means I know what I am doing inside that Cell and thats a claim neither man can afford to boast"
Kim nods in agreement, which makes Jonny smile broadly
Kim: "What about the World Title? You haven't held it since January, thats 3 months without the belt around your waist. That must be playing on your mind a bit, isn't it?"
Jonny: "I'll admit it Kim, that little thing is like a life partner, I want her with me all the time. I know I've said this before but she is like a highschool sweetheart, my one and only darling. You see I was the first to make her mine but that was too short a time. She got passed about but could never really settle into anything until she was back in my arms. Needless to say after a while she got bored and experimented with a woman, but it didn't take long till she was back in my arms. This time it was for keeps-or so I thought. My darling left me after 5 months for some gangster who hustled her for all she was worth, but soon enough she came back to me but then left me for some one night stand with some guy no one has heard of since. Then we played the game of courtship and needless to say I was certain I'd win, but then that bastard Disturbed, my supposed best friend came and stole my darling away. Well thats ok, cos you two have had your little romantic fling. Its time for her to come back to me, even if I have to force her back"
Kim looks a little shocked at the violence in Jonnys tone
Jonny: "Never fear my darling, I am going to the depths of hell to get you back, and I am not coming back until everyone knows you are mine
Jonny snarls and lays his palm into the camera, sending it flying to the floor, the camera showing him walking off at an angle
Kim: "Well Jonny Stripes, you have got just a short time before you go head to head with Disturbed and Julio for the World Heavyweight title. I have to ask you, are you letting the nerves get to you?"
Jonny: "Nerves? What nerves would they be? Nerves are for the weak, like Julio or the scared, like Disturbed. I don't fear this situation and nor do I have any of these nerves"
Kim: "And what do you think of the whole Disturbed/Julio title stealing incident? It was a bit low, don't you think?"
Jonny: "Low? Thats being kind there, that was a downright dirty tactic by Julio to get his hand on the gold. But I understand where he is coming from. You see Julio is giving up a good 70 pounds to both me and Disturbed and in that Cell speed doesn't kill your opponent, its prowess and power, the two P's baby. Julio just showed us all, he is good with the mind games, he has got inside both me and Disturbeds heads here. Julio has the prowess. Disturbed is a meat head, but by God he is a huge, powerful meat head and he has the Power needed. But me, look at me..."
Jonny flexes his massive arm in front of Kims face and she feigns being impressed
Jonny: "...that is Power for sure, something Julio hasn't got. But unlike Disturbed I take take it a step further and that means I got the smarts to outdo him. That means I know what I am doing inside that Cell and thats a claim neither man can afford to boast"
Kim nods in agreement, which makes Jonny smile broadly
Kim: "What about the World Title? You haven't held it since January, thats 3 months without the belt around your waist. That must be playing on your mind a bit, isn't it?"
Jonny: "I'll admit it Kim, that little thing is like a life partner, I want her with me all the time. I know I've said this before but she is like a highschool sweetheart, my one and only darling. You see I was the first to make her mine but that was too short a time. She got passed about but could never really settle into anything until she was back in my arms. Needless to say after a while she got bored and experimented with a woman, but it didn't take long till she was back in my arms. This time it was for keeps-or so I thought. My darling left me after 5 months for some gangster who hustled her for all she was worth, but soon enough she came back to me but then left me for some one night stand with some guy no one has heard of since. Then we played the game of courtship and needless to say I was certain I'd win, but then that bastard Disturbed, my supposed best friend came and stole my darling away. Well thats ok, cos you two have had your little romantic fling. Its time for her to come back to me, even if I have to force her back"
Kim looks a little shocked at the violence in Jonnys tone
Jonny: "Never fear my darling, I am going to the depths of hell to get you back, and I am not coming back until everyone knows you are mine
Jonny snarls and lays his palm into the camera, sending it flying to the floor, the camera showing him walking off at an angle