Post by Damien Porter on Jul 30, 2005 12:06:45 GMT 10
The first match of the night only lasted 3 min, with Mr lover distrioing james.
We then see Shaddow stroming down the halls with his title over his shoulder. he bursts through a door.
Mr Howard: What the hell do you want
It tuns out that it was Mr Howards office, he stands up and looks at shaddow as he walks around his desk.
Shaddow: This match i have coming up is compleatly unfair, why should i have to face that phycotic animal
Mr Howard: I pay you to wrestle and you will wrestle who i tell you too.
Shaddow: BUT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THIS MAN, THERE IS NO POINT, IT ISN'T EVEN FOR A TITLE
Mr howard now gets angery
Mr Hoawrd: Listen you, get out their and fight now or you will be fired
Shaddow: BUT I.....
Shadow grabs Mr Howard by the collar, insictivly he thunder claps shaddow and the flips him over his head. Shaddow lands on Mr howards desk in a daze. Mr Howard casualy takes of his jacket, grabs the australian title and puts it across shaddows dace then.
Mr Howard" arhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHH
Mr horward screems with passion as he punches the australian title. The title snapes into and the desk collapses. There is blood pooring out of shaddows face but it is covered. Mr howard bends over to pic up the phone.
Mr Hoawrd: cleen this pice of crap up off my desk NOW.
He then outs the phone down and pics up the broken blood spattered australian title.
Mr Howard: And your title, ah ah ah, will go to the winner of the match the the "phycotic animal" has next week. You can watch it from home.
The sceen fades away and it comes back to the ring.
We see down at the ring there is a massive thorugh full off lemons that are wrapped in barbed wire.
Distubeds music hits and him followd by 25 huge men all come out. They all are wering the lemonater shirt and the same pants. THey make their way down to the ring and disturdeb climbs in.
The joeys music hits and then his 25 suporters who are all weraing 1 piece of joey mercendise or another come out caring him on a carige that they hold high. All of his supporters apear ethnic. There are some men, a few women even two kids. their fit ranged from very athletic to one women that was obece.
they caried him all the way down to the ring, he climed out of the carage and straight in to the ring. The ringannouser told everybody that the rules were, only the lumberjacks are allowed to use the lemons and they must remain out side the ring. If either Joey or distured used a lemon to hurt their opponent in any way, the match would be stopped and teir oppent declared the winner and deathmatch champeion.
The bell rang and with 10 seconds there were over 500 lemons in the ring. Their was a constant barge on booth men. Eventaully still being pelted they made their way together and started to fight.
The fight went on for about 10 min with blood going every where and they were both very week. Disturbed took joey over to the side of the ring and beconed for 1 of his supporters. It was the massive man that wore the dizzie boy kuncks that both of the had disucsed eailey. The huge man garbed a lemon and went over towards them. Distubed was holiding joeys head out side the ring and the massive man belted distrubed over the head with a lemon. The big man took of his distubed shirt to reavel a joey one. as joey rolled distubed over for the pin. 1..2..3.. The bell rang and the big man clambered into the ring and hugged joey
After the ring had cleared their was a match scheduled for JJC and Angie. It was a very long and interesting match that in the end was one by JJC.
after that iit was ballistick v jonny. this match again was long and it ended in a countout that made jonny the winner.
The camera then cut to backstage.
Animal and Disturbed are walking backstage, Animal with his tag-title over his shoulder, Disturbed’s around his waist. They reach an interview set when Kimberly approaches them and asks for an interview, the champions accept and they start the interview.
Kimberly: Hi, I’m Kimberly and my guests tonight, the DUEW Tag-Team Champions…The Brothers of Destruction!
The crowd cheer as the camera zooms out to show Animal and Disturbed.
Kimberly: Boys, I was wondering what you think about re-forming one of the greatest teams in DUEW history, the B.O.D?
Animal: Well, Kim. Disturbed and I are very ha…
Animal is hit with a forearm to the back of the head, flooring him. When the camera zooms out, it shows the attacker was The Hare. Disturbed tackles The Hare into the interview cage and The Hare begins to hit Disturbed with lefts and rights to the back, and finally a knee to the ribs. The Hare then kicks Animal in the side and yells:
The Hare: I’m back, Be-Yutch!!!
Hare then walks away, very pleased with himself leaving the B.O.D lying on the floor, Kimberly very worried and the crowd going wild with boo’s.
animal gets strait up and heads toward mr howards office, he knocks and then enteres.
Mr Howard: how can i help you.
Animal: I was justed attacked by The Hare, I want him arrested.
Mr Hoawrd: woah, woah calm down, the hare is back
Animal: yeas and he attacked me, i want him arrested
Mr howards: I tell you what il do, next week you have a match against him, and beascuse he attacked you, i will let you chose the match type, now go now you have a match, and before you do anything rash, rember what happend to shaddow just a few hours ago.
Animal leaves the room though he obviously doene.t want to.
The sceen comes back down to the ring were brett hart comes out. He comes to the middle of the ring as the 35 foot cage comes down and the men with the bb guns are put in place.
Then as if to insualt Brett all of BOD desend from the roof and into the cage. They get stuck into him as soon as they land. It was over 5 mins and Brett obviously had no chance.
The ropes come back down and bod assent into the roof as the screen fads away.
We then see Shaddow stroming down the halls with his title over his shoulder. he bursts through a door.
Mr Howard: What the hell do you want
It tuns out that it was Mr Howards office, he stands up and looks at shaddow as he walks around his desk.
Shaddow: This match i have coming up is compleatly unfair, why should i have to face that phycotic animal
Mr Howard: I pay you to wrestle and you will wrestle who i tell you too.
Shaddow: BUT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THIS MAN, THERE IS NO POINT, IT ISN'T EVEN FOR A TITLE
Mr howard now gets angery
Mr Hoawrd: Listen you, get out their and fight now or you will be fired
Shaddow: BUT I.....
Shadow grabs Mr Howard by the collar, insictivly he thunder claps shaddow and the flips him over his head. Shaddow lands on Mr howards desk in a daze. Mr Howard casualy takes of his jacket, grabs the australian title and puts it across shaddows dace then.
Mr Howard" arhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHH
Mr horward screems with passion as he punches the australian title. The title snapes into and the desk collapses. There is blood pooring out of shaddows face but it is covered. Mr howard bends over to pic up the phone.
Mr Hoawrd: cleen this pice of crap up off my desk NOW.
He then outs the phone down and pics up the broken blood spattered australian title.
Mr Howard: And your title, ah ah ah, will go to the winner of the match the the "phycotic animal" has next week. You can watch it from home.
The sceen fades away and it comes back to the ring.
We see down at the ring there is a massive thorugh full off lemons that are wrapped in barbed wire.
Distubeds music hits and him followd by 25 huge men all come out. They all are wering the lemonater shirt and the same pants. THey make their way down to the ring and disturdeb climbs in.
The joeys music hits and then his 25 suporters who are all weraing 1 piece of joey mercendise or another come out caring him on a carige that they hold high. All of his supporters apear ethnic. There are some men, a few women even two kids. their fit ranged from very athletic to one women that was obece.
they caried him all the way down to the ring, he climed out of the carage and straight in to the ring. The ringannouser told everybody that the rules were, only the lumberjacks are allowed to use the lemons and they must remain out side the ring. If either Joey or distured used a lemon to hurt their opponent in any way, the match would be stopped and teir oppent declared the winner and deathmatch champeion.
The bell rang and with 10 seconds there were over 500 lemons in the ring. Their was a constant barge on booth men. Eventaully still being pelted they made their way together and started to fight.
The fight went on for about 10 min with blood going every where and they were both very week. Disturbed took joey over to the side of the ring and beconed for 1 of his supporters. It was the massive man that wore the dizzie boy kuncks that both of the had disucsed eailey. The huge man garbed a lemon and went over towards them. Distubed was holiding joeys head out side the ring and the massive man belted distrubed over the head with a lemon. The big man took of his distubed shirt to reavel a joey one. as joey rolled distubed over for the pin. 1..2..3.. The bell rang and the big man clambered into the ring and hugged joey
After the ring had cleared their was a match scheduled for JJC and Angie. It was a very long and interesting match that in the end was one by JJC.
after that iit was ballistick v jonny. this match again was long and it ended in a countout that made jonny the winner.
The camera then cut to backstage.
Animal and Disturbed are walking backstage, Animal with his tag-title over his shoulder, Disturbed’s around his waist. They reach an interview set when Kimberly approaches them and asks for an interview, the champions accept and they start the interview.
Kimberly: Hi, I’m Kimberly and my guests tonight, the DUEW Tag-Team Champions…The Brothers of Destruction!
The crowd cheer as the camera zooms out to show Animal and Disturbed.
Kimberly: Boys, I was wondering what you think about re-forming one of the greatest teams in DUEW history, the B.O.D?
Animal: Well, Kim. Disturbed and I are very ha…
Animal is hit with a forearm to the back of the head, flooring him. When the camera zooms out, it shows the attacker was The Hare. Disturbed tackles The Hare into the interview cage and The Hare begins to hit Disturbed with lefts and rights to the back, and finally a knee to the ribs. The Hare then kicks Animal in the side and yells:
The Hare: I’m back, Be-Yutch!!!
Hare then walks away, very pleased with himself leaving the B.O.D lying on the floor, Kimberly very worried and the crowd going wild with boo’s.
animal gets strait up and heads toward mr howards office, he knocks and then enteres.
Mr Howard: how can i help you.
Animal: I was justed attacked by The Hare, I want him arrested.
Mr Hoawrd: woah, woah calm down, the hare is back
Animal: yeas and he attacked me, i want him arrested
Mr howards: I tell you what il do, next week you have a match against him, and beascuse he attacked you, i will let you chose the match type, now go now you have a match, and before you do anything rash, rember what happend to shaddow just a few hours ago.
Animal leaves the room though he obviously doene.t want to.
The sceen comes back down to the ring were brett hart comes out. He comes to the middle of the ring as the 35 foot cage comes down and the men with the bb guns are put in place.
Then as if to insualt Brett all of BOD desend from the roof and into the cage. They get stuck into him as soon as they land. It was over 5 mins and Brett obviously had no chance.
The ropes come back down and bod assent into the roof as the screen fads away.
