Post by Disturbed on May 18, 2006 17:45:57 GMT 10
*Team Holocaust are all sitting down on leather couches in Disturbed’s locker room. Disturbed is standing, as the other members are sitting up, straight and attentively. Disturbed is pacing the room, from one end to another. He stops in front of Lemmy, and motions for him to stand. Lemmy does so, and looks right into Disturbed’s eyes.*
Lemmy- Yes captain
Disturbed- Lemmy – what do you think of Nightmare?
Lemmy- I hate him! I despise him so badly, that all I want is to have him chained up, with a case of beer and a chainsaw, and be left alone to have all the fun in the world!
Disturbed- OK – I didn’t want to get into your fantasies, but your ruthless aggression is pleasing to hear. Now what I have to know is – can you guarantee a win this week at Genesis vs Holocaust?
Lemmy- Well I’d like to think that I could, but…
*Disturbed raises his voice*
Disturbed- No buts Lemmy – I need a guarantee. I know exactly what kind of hatred you must feel for this man Lemmy. I also know that if I was in your position, I would be guaranteeing a win for myself. Not because my team captain asks for it, but because I would make a guarantee for myself to kick this guys ass. Now – can I expect the same from you?!
Lemmy- YES SIR!
Disturbed- Good, sit down.
*Disturbed paces along further, and arrives in front of Miss Howard and Brendan Howard, they both stand when Disturbed approaches them.*
Disturbed- Now, I know both of you want to come out of G v H with a win – and hell, why wouldn’t you? Your parents are pricks, and they need a good ass kicking – who better to do that then their offspring.
Brendan- You know it, capt’n.
Disturbed- Let’s look at it this way, Not only do you have an incredible age and fitness advantage over them, but with the help of myself, and the rest of team Holocaust, we will be able to get you both ready for your matches.
Miss Howard – Damn right. My bitch of a mother’s going down!
Disturbed- Now that’s what I like to hear! Sit!
*Disturbed approaches Hunter, and hunter stands up*
Disturbed- Now Hunter, I haven’t been associated with you much, but I’ve seen what you can do. You’ve already beaten that piece of shit sucky once, and I know you can do it again, especially in a hardcore match. With your sledge hammer and skills, you’ve got this one in the bag!
Hunter- Hmm yer, but Sucky claims that he is a hardcore king – how can I compete with that.
*Disturbed grabs Hunter by the collar, and gets right up in his face*
Disturbed- That’s not the kinda attitude I wanna hear! Trust me Hunter, Sucky is not to be feared. If I got scared and backed down every time some weak as piss wrestler told me they were a hardcore, or deathmatch, or technical king – I would not be where I am today. Now listen to me when I tell you this – Sucky is nothing! You are the King of King’s. Sucky is as good as dead! REPEAT!
*Hunter slowly repeats’*
Disturbed- That was pathetic! Say it like you mean it!
*Hunter again repeats, slightly louder. Disturbed grabs his head, yanks it up, and pushes hunter’s chest out, forcing him to stand up tall*
Disturbed- AGAIN!
Hunter- SUCKY IS NOTHING, I AM THE LKING OF KING’S. SUCKY IS AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!
Disturbed- Damn right!
*Hunter sits down again, Nicho, who is sitting next to him, pats him on the back. There is a new sense of independence and fearlessness in Hunter’s eyes. Disturbed continues pacing the room until he stands infront of Lover, who follows suit and stands up.*
Disturbed- Lover, I know you’re not a guy to get pushed around, or to get screwed with. That’s why I KNOW that you’re ready to destroy Pyro after having him interfere in your last two matches. Not only that – but with a kendo stick – forcing you to loose the match.
Loser- Damn right, Dizz boi. I’m going to kick his fire breathing ass!
Disturbed- That’s what I like to hear. I also know you’re goin at it with a kendo stick – come see me after this if you want some tips. I can show you how to break a man’s leg with only two blows of that thing!
*Lover sits down, laughing evilly. Disturbed continues to pace along until he is in front of Jonny and Nicho. Nicho stands quickly, but Jonny takes his time to stand up, all the while not taking his gaze off Disturbed.*
Disturbed- Now I know you two are going to come through – Not necessarily for me…
*Disturbed glares at Jonny*
Disturbed- But for yourselves…
*Disturbed looks at Nicho, who nods*
Disturbed- All three of us were Holocaust members last year round – and I know that if we all go out there and layeth the smack down we can keep Holocaust’s winning streak rolling – so wadda ya rekon?
Nicho- For sure, Dizz man!
*Disturbed looks at Jonny*
Disturbed- Jonny…
*Jonny just glares back*
Disturbed- Look Jonny, I know you and I aren’t the closest of mates – as mates don’t put other mates through tables…but that’s nor what we’re here to talk about. I know you have the skill and expertise to win this match – and I know that you aren’t one to go down without a fight. This is your chance to reclaim tag team gold, and to show WCL that they are not, and never will be as successful as BOD. So wadda ya say?
*Jonny is silent for about ten seconds*
Jonny- You know me too well, Disturbed. Sure – this match is as good as won!
*Disturbed smiles, and the whole of team Holocaust stand and meet in a circle in the middle of the room, putting arms around one another’s shoulders.*
Disturbed- And trust me – I’m not going to let that little shit Hare get the better of me either. Now I know we all have had our differences in the past – but that has to be put behind us. We are better, stronger, more skilled and more talented than all of those little shits over in team Genesis. I know you guys won’t let me, yourselves, and most importantly – one another down! So guys – Let’s do this. Let’s go out there and kick ass! Let’s get out there and show those S.O.B’s that when they take on one of us – their taking on all of us! Let’s show them that we are team Holocaust – and that we cannot be BEATEN!
*They all start cheering and yelling, put their hands in the middle and yell out “Holocaust”. They then all jog outta the room, patting on another on the back and giving each other words of advice and encouragement.*
Lemmy- Yes captain
Disturbed- Lemmy – what do you think of Nightmare?
Lemmy- I hate him! I despise him so badly, that all I want is to have him chained up, with a case of beer and a chainsaw, and be left alone to have all the fun in the world!
Disturbed- OK – I didn’t want to get into your fantasies, but your ruthless aggression is pleasing to hear. Now what I have to know is – can you guarantee a win this week at Genesis vs Holocaust?
Lemmy- Well I’d like to think that I could, but…
*Disturbed raises his voice*
Disturbed- No buts Lemmy – I need a guarantee. I know exactly what kind of hatred you must feel for this man Lemmy. I also know that if I was in your position, I would be guaranteeing a win for myself. Not because my team captain asks for it, but because I would make a guarantee for myself to kick this guys ass. Now – can I expect the same from you?!
Lemmy- YES SIR!
Disturbed- Good, sit down.
*Disturbed paces along further, and arrives in front of Miss Howard and Brendan Howard, they both stand when Disturbed approaches them.*
Disturbed- Now, I know both of you want to come out of G v H with a win – and hell, why wouldn’t you? Your parents are pricks, and they need a good ass kicking – who better to do that then their offspring.
Brendan- You know it, capt’n.
Disturbed- Let’s look at it this way, Not only do you have an incredible age and fitness advantage over them, but with the help of myself, and the rest of team Holocaust, we will be able to get you both ready for your matches.
Miss Howard – Damn right. My bitch of a mother’s going down!
Disturbed- Now that’s what I like to hear! Sit!
*Disturbed approaches Hunter, and hunter stands up*
Disturbed- Now Hunter, I haven’t been associated with you much, but I’ve seen what you can do. You’ve already beaten that piece of shit sucky once, and I know you can do it again, especially in a hardcore match. With your sledge hammer and skills, you’ve got this one in the bag!
Hunter- Hmm yer, but Sucky claims that he is a hardcore king – how can I compete with that.
*Disturbed grabs Hunter by the collar, and gets right up in his face*
Disturbed- That’s not the kinda attitude I wanna hear! Trust me Hunter, Sucky is not to be feared. If I got scared and backed down every time some weak as piss wrestler told me they were a hardcore, or deathmatch, or technical king – I would not be where I am today. Now listen to me when I tell you this – Sucky is nothing! You are the King of King’s. Sucky is as good as dead! REPEAT!
*Hunter slowly repeats’*
Disturbed- That was pathetic! Say it like you mean it!
*Hunter again repeats, slightly louder. Disturbed grabs his head, yanks it up, and pushes hunter’s chest out, forcing him to stand up tall*
Disturbed- AGAIN!
Hunter- SUCKY IS NOTHING, I AM THE LKING OF KING’S. SUCKY IS AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!
Disturbed- Damn right!
*Hunter sits down again, Nicho, who is sitting next to him, pats him on the back. There is a new sense of independence and fearlessness in Hunter’s eyes. Disturbed continues pacing the room until he stands infront of Lover, who follows suit and stands up.*
Disturbed- Lover, I know you’re not a guy to get pushed around, or to get screwed with. That’s why I KNOW that you’re ready to destroy Pyro after having him interfere in your last two matches. Not only that – but with a kendo stick – forcing you to loose the match.
Loser- Damn right, Dizz boi. I’m going to kick his fire breathing ass!
Disturbed- That’s what I like to hear. I also know you’re goin at it with a kendo stick – come see me after this if you want some tips. I can show you how to break a man’s leg with only two blows of that thing!
*Lover sits down, laughing evilly. Disturbed continues to pace along until he is in front of Jonny and Nicho. Nicho stands quickly, but Jonny takes his time to stand up, all the while not taking his gaze off Disturbed.*
Disturbed- Now I know you two are going to come through – Not necessarily for me…
*Disturbed glares at Jonny*
Disturbed- But for yourselves…
*Disturbed looks at Nicho, who nods*
Disturbed- All three of us were Holocaust members last year round – and I know that if we all go out there and layeth the smack down we can keep Holocaust’s winning streak rolling – so wadda ya rekon?
Nicho- For sure, Dizz man!
*Disturbed looks at Jonny*
Disturbed- Jonny…
*Jonny just glares back*
Disturbed- Look Jonny, I know you and I aren’t the closest of mates – as mates don’t put other mates through tables…but that’s nor what we’re here to talk about. I know you have the skill and expertise to win this match – and I know that you aren’t one to go down without a fight. This is your chance to reclaim tag team gold, and to show WCL that they are not, and never will be as successful as BOD. So wadda ya say?
*Jonny is silent for about ten seconds*
Jonny- You know me too well, Disturbed. Sure – this match is as good as won!
*Disturbed smiles, and the whole of team Holocaust stand and meet in a circle in the middle of the room, putting arms around one another’s shoulders.*
Disturbed- And trust me – I’m not going to let that little shit Hare get the better of me either. Now I know we all have had our differences in the past – but that has to be put behind us. We are better, stronger, more skilled and more talented than all of those little shits over in team Genesis. I know you guys won’t let me, yourselves, and most importantly – one another down! So guys – Let’s do this. Let’s go out there and kick ass! Let’s get out there and show those S.O.B’s that when they take on one of us – their taking on all of us! Let’s show them that we are team Holocaust – and that we cannot be BEATEN!
*They all start cheering and yelling, put their hands in the middle and yell out “Holocaust”. They then all jog outta the room, patting on another on the back and giving each other words of advice and encouragement.*
