Post by Joseph Malone on Jun 6, 2006 13:55:52 GMT 10
Joey Malone is seen walking backstage, his Australian title around his waist. He looks very pissed off and has a white bandage covering the spot where Hunter had busted him open on Sunburn. He gets to Nicho's office and pushes the door wide open. Nicho has a beer in one hand and a beautiful woman in the other. He looks at Joey pissed off and turns back to the girl. Joey sits down at his desk and lights up a cigarette and takes a drag. Joey looks over at Nicho and quickly looks away in disgust. He takes another drag and then gets his lighter out and sets alight a stack of papers on Nicho's desk. Joey leans back in the chair and continues smoking, watching Nicho's desk flame up
Nicho: "Baby, is it just me, or are you on fire?"
Nicho is still oblivious to the fire, so Joey gets up angrily and flicks his cigarette at him.
Joey: "For Christs sake Nicho, stop thinking about yourself and talk to me"
Nicho turns around and looks pissed, until he sees the fire on his desk. His eyes light up in fear and he rushes over and grabs the fire exstinguisher in his office and quickly puts it out. While Nicho is doing this Joey gives the girl directions to his locker room. She leaves, thinking Nicho will meet her there
Joey: "Hey Nicho, how you going mate? Sorry about that but you seemed to be ignoring me and I couldn't have that, could I?"
Nicho: "Ya know, I would be in my right mind to knock you the fuck out with this thing right here"
Nicho raises the exstinguisher in the air, but Joey ignores him and sits down, lighting up another cigarette in the process
Nicho: "You burnt the damn contracts I had written up for the trainers!"
Joey: "Oh well, they are probably all shit anyway"
Nicho goes to say something in reply but nods instead and moves the conversation on
Nicho: "So what can I do you for?"
Joey: "Me and my lawyers have decided to sue DUEW"
Nicho: "Come again?"
Joey: "Oh, well you see, because of Hunters negligence I was incapacitated for 3 hours and missed a court hearing about my Maccas law suit"
Nicho: "Look mate, I don't care what you do with those scungy cunts McDonalds, but you try and mess with DUEW and I won't be firing you. No no, I will be kicking your ass"
Joey: "Regardless of that, I still have a case against you and quite a convincing one too, when i think about it"
Nicho scratches his chin and nods, before leaning forward over the ashes on his desk
Nicho: "Look Joey, you are quite an intelligent fella and believe it or not, I am a businessman. Can we perhaps come to an agreement?"
Joey: "Get me out of the title match at Hardcore Heaven"
Nicho: "I'll be seeing you in court then Joey"
Nicho goes to stand and dismiss Joey but Joey quickly rises up and stops him
Joey: "Ok ok, look, that is a little too much. So how about, you give me, lets say, 5 minutes live on the mic to say whatever I want about a certain company I am having a disagreement with"
Nicho: "I think that can be arranged"
Joey: "Pleasure doing business with you, Nicholas"
Nicho moves towards Joey and they shake hands
Nicho: "The names Nicho, prick"
Nicho lets go of his hand and winks at him. Joey leaves the room, shaking his hand, making it clear Nicho had squeezed it
Nicho: "Baby, is it just me, or are you on fire?"
Nicho is still oblivious to the fire, so Joey gets up angrily and flicks his cigarette at him.
Joey: "For Christs sake Nicho, stop thinking about yourself and talk to me"
Nicho turns around and looks pissed, until he sees the fire on his desk. His eyes light up in fear and he rushes over and grabs the fire exstinguisher in his office and quickly puts it out. While Nicho is doing this Joey gives the girl directions to his locker room. She leaves, thinking Nicho will meet her there
Joey: "Hey Nicho, how you going mate? Sorry about that but you seemed to be ignoring me and I couldn't have that, could I?"
Nicho: "Ya know, I would be in my right mind to knock you the fuck out with this thing right here"
Nicho raises the exstinguisher in the air, but Joey ignores him and sits down, lighting up another cigarette in the process
Nicho: "You burnt the damn contracts I had written up for the trainers!"
Joey: "Oh well, they are probably all shit anyway"
Nicho goes to say something in reply but nods instead and moves the conversation on
Nicho: "So what can I do you for?"
Joey: "Me and my lawyers have decided to sue DUEW"
Nicho: "Come again?"
Joey: "Oh, well you see, because of Hunters negligence I was incapacitated for 3 hours and missed a court hearing about my Maccas law suit"
Nicho: "Look mate, I don't care what you do with those scungy cunts McDonalds, but you try and mess with DUEW and I won't be firing you. No no, I will be kicking your ass"
Joey: "Regardless of that, I still have a case against you and quite a convincing one too, when i think about it"
Nicho scratches his chin and nods, before leaning forward over the ashes on his desk
Nicho: "Look Joey, you are quite an intelligent fella and believe it or not, I am a businessman. Can we perhaps come to an agreement?"
Joey: "Get me out of the title match at Hardcore Heaven"
Nicho: "I'll be seeing you in court then Joey"
Nicho goes to stand and dismiss Joey but Joey quickly rises up and stops him
Joey: "Ok ok, look, that is a little too much. So how about, you give me, lets say, 5 minutes live on the mic to say whatever I want about a certain company I am having a disagreement with"
Nicho: "I think that can be arranged"
Joey: "Pleasure doing business with you, Nicholas"
Nicho moves towards Joey and they shake hands
Nicho: "The names Nicho, prick"
Nicho lets go of his hand and winks at him. Joey leaves the room, shaking his hand, making it clear Nicho had squeezed it
