Post by Matt Hare on Jun 8, 2006 17:04:17 GMT 10
**The arena is very quiet when 'Alright' hits the speakers and Matt Hare, wearing a red 'Blood, Sweat and Tacs' t-shirt with a white polo shirt underneath and white slacks and Julio wearing a dark blue shirt with black slacks make their way out from behind the curtains, each with a tag title over their shoulder. They look out to the crowd and walk down the ramp, trying to ignore the crowd's loud boos and chants. The two slide into the ring and get a microphone each, trying to speak over the crowd**
Julio: As you all know, two members of World Class Lineup are booked to face off against Mr Lover and Ken Paradise in a Thumbtack Ladder match...
Matt Hare: And out DUEW Tag Team Titles will be on the line... And we, along with Joseph Malone have came to a conclusion that us two will be the competitors in the match.
Julio: So we are out here to show you all, along with those 'brothers,' Lover and Paradise what the first ever Thumbtack Ladder match will be like!
**Julio and Hare both climb out of the ring, flick up the apron and grab out some gear. Hare pulls out a 20-foot ladder, and Julio pulls out a black sack. Both men throw the ladder into the ring and climb back in. Julio begins to set the ladder up as Hare talks into the mic**
Matt Hare: You two think you're so laid back" and you seem to have no worries in the world. Well...you keep thinking that, cause it gives us an even bigger advantage.
**Matt begins slowly climbing the ladder step-by-step**
Matt Hare: My debut in this company was in a ladder match. That gives us an even bigger advantage. My PPV debut in this company was a TLC match. That gives us a bigger advantage. I've been in more ladder matches that anyone in DUEW history. That gives us an even bigger advantage.
**Hare drops the microphone down to Julio**
Julio: Between us two, we have 5 World Title reigns, an Australian Title reign and 4 Tag Title reigns. That gives us an even bigger advantage. We are one of the most experienced tag teams in the industry. That gives us an even bigger advantage.
Matt Hare: [Now sitting on the top of the ladder]So it seems that we have a fair few major advantages over you two...but what have you got? Nothing! That's right...all you have is Hawaiian Shirts, pink limousines and 9 ugly bitches!
**Julio empties the black sack and thousands of silver thumbtacks pour out of it, making a 'moat' around the ladder**
Julio: So I hope you two are ready to get thousands of these thumbtacks in your back...cause we certainly aren't!
**Then all of a sudden, Mr Lover and Ken Paradise come running in from the crowd. They both slide into the ring and Ken hits Julio with a dropsault, knocking him out of the ring. Mr Lover then begins to climb the ladder, then begins to punch Hare. Hare then tries to climb down the otehr side of the ladder, still facing Lover. When he gets about two steps down, Ken Paradise climbs up and gets Hare on his shoulders. Lover then climbs to the top, and sits on Hare's shoulders. Ken then slams Hare down onto the tack-covered mat, with Lover falling on Hare in a seating-senton. The crowd start up 'HO-LY-SHIT' chants as Lover grabs the mic and climbs to the top of the ladder**
Mr Lover: We just slammed your ass onto thousands of tacks. That gives us an advantage!!
**As soon as Lover finishes talking, Julio is at the top of the ladder with no shirt on. When Lover realises this, he turns around and gets a right hook to the face from Julio, stunning him. Julio then goes to climb higher to perforn a Pinata from the top of the ladder, but Lover counters and throws Julio from the top, onto the tacks below. The crowd go wils and Lover jumps down to celebrate with his brother, holding the tag titles over thei heads yelling the words "Advantage: US!"**
Julio: As you all know, two members of World Class Lineup are booked to face off against Mr Lover and Ken Paradise in a Thumbtack Ladder match...
Matt Hare: And out DUEW Tag Team Titles will be on the line... And we, along with Joseph Malone have came to a conclusion that us two will be the competitors in the match.
Julio: So we are out here to show you all, along with those 'brothers,' Lover and Paradise what the first ever Thumbtack Ladder match will be like!
**Julio and Hare both climb out of the ring, flick up the apron and grab out some gear. Hare pulls out a 20-foot ladder, and Julio pulls out a black sack. Both men throw the ladder into the ring and climb back in. Julio begins to set the ladder up as Hare talks into the mic**
Matt Hare: You two think you're so laid back" and you seem to have no worries in the world. Well...you keep thinking that, cause it gives us an even bigger advantage.
**Matt begins slowly climbing the ladder step-by-step**
Matt Hare: My debut in this company was in a ladder match. That gives us an even bigger advantage. My PPV debut in this company was a TLC match. That gives us a bigger advantage. I've been in more ladder matches that anyone in DUEW history. That gives us an even bigger advantage.
**Hare drops the microphone down to Julio**
Julio: Between us two, we have 5 World Title reigns, an Australian Title reign and 4 Tag Title reigns. That gives us an even bigger advantage. We are one of the most experienced tag teams in the industry. That gives us an even bigger advantage.
Matt Hare: [Now sitting on the top of the ladder]So it seems that we have a fair few major advantages over you two...but what have you got? Nothing! That's right...all you have is Hawaiian Shirts, pink limousines and 9 ugly bitches!
**Julio empties the black sack and thousands of silver thumbtacks pour out of it, making a 'moat' around the ladder**
Julio: So I hope you two are ready to get thousands of these thumbtacks in your back...cause we certainly aren't!
**Then all of a sudden, Mr Lover and Ken Paradise come running in from the crowd. They both slide into the ring and Ken hits Julio with a dropsault, knocking him out of the ring. Mr Lover then begins to climb the ladder, then begins to punch Hare. Hare then tries to climb down the otehr side of the ladder, still facing Lover. When he gets about two steps down, Ken Paradise climbs up and gets Hare on his shoulders. Lover then climbs to the top, and sits on Hare's shoulders. Ken then slams Hare down onto the tack-covered mat, with Lover falling on Hare in a seating-senton. The crowd start up 'HO-LY-SHIT' chants as Lover grabs the mic and climbs to the top of the ladder**
Mr Lover: We just slammed your ass onto thousands of tacks. That gives us an advantage!!
**As soon as Lover finishes talking, Julio is at the top of the ladder with no shirt on. When Lover realises this, he turns around and gets a right hook to the face from Julio, stunning him. Julio then goes to climb higher to perforn a Pinata from the top of the ladder, but Lover counters and throws Julio from the top, onto the tacks below. The crowd go wils and Lover jumps down to celebrate with his brother, holding the tag titles over thei heads yelling the words "Advantage: US!"**
