Post by Joseph Malone on Jul 5, 2006 15:13:40 GMT 10
A shot of a playground comes up and there are kids playing on swings and equipment. In the corner under a tree there are three kids, one who is holding a toy in his hand and two others who are pushing him. The camera zooms on them to see what is happening
Bully 1: "Hey dorkus, why you playing with that Disturbed doll?"
Dorkus: "Cos he's my hero"
Bully 2: "God, your such a little pussy. Grow some balls"
Dorkus: "Leave me alone"
Bully 1 grabs the Disturbed doll and breaks it in half, then Bully 2 grabs Dorkus and knees him in the stomach, takes off his glasses and smashes them. The two bullies go to leave when a deep voice is heard
Voice: "Wait kids...!"
The boys turn to see Joey Malone, standing tall, his hair blowing in the wind
Joey: "...Bullying is not the right thing to do!"
The two bullies get a scared look on their faces and Dorkus starts to smile like the little puss ass nerd he is
Joey: "But it sure is fun!"
The two bullies smile and go back to Dorkus and start kicking him. Joey smiles and pulls the two kids away and bends down to their level
Joey: "Hey kids, if you like bullying get ya ass over to McDonalds and buy a freakin' Joey Malone Happy Meal. Capish?"
Joey slaps the two kids and walks away, the shot fading out to show four figurines of Joey Malone and the McDonalds logo
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The camera then zooms out from the TV and we see the entire DUEW locker room, standing up behind Joey and Mr. Howard, laughing and pointing at the TV. Another man, wearing a suit and a shocked look on his face simply stares at the TV dumbstruck. After a few moments he turns to Joey, who has his feet up on the desk
Man: "Are you kiddin...you think thats...acceptable? To children? To our organisation? Parents...they are...no one will buy...outraged"
Joey: "Look dickhead, you can go back and tell your fellow Macca's executives to bite my hairy Italian balls because the settlement was that we got to make 2 advertisements and you couldn't edit them"
Executive: "But who the hell wants to see that? You had little kids beating each other up for Christs sake!"
Joey: "Sir, I think you need to realise that you give DUEW an inch and we are gonna take the whole freakin' field. Capish?"
The DUEW locker room starts laughing again and now Mr. H pipes up
Mr. H: "McDonalds lost their court case against us and you agreed settlement with Mister Malone. This is perfectly legal. I suggest you tune in for the rest of the week and especially at our comeback event, Thunder Down Under. You will see why we are considered as the most risque, most dangerous and most entertaining wrestling company in the World. Now get the hell outta my office!"
The executive gets up and goes to leave but his suitcase gets knocked out of his hand. He bends down to pick it up but Lover and Ken grab him as he does so and throw him head first out of the office
Ken: "And don't come back"
Bully 1: "Hey dorkus, why you playing with that Disturbed doll?"
Dorkus: "Cos he's my hero"
Bully 2: "God, your such a little pussy. Grow some balls"
Dorkus: "Leave me alone"
Bully 1 grabs the Disturbed doll and breaks it in half, then Bully 2 grabs Dorkus and knees him in the stomach, takes off his glasses and smashes them. The two bullies go to leave when a deep voice is heard
Voice: "Wait kids...!"
The boys turn to see Joey Malone, standing tall, his hair blowing in the wind
Joey: "...Bullying is not the right thing to do!"
The two bullies get a scared look on their faces and Dorkus starts to smile like the little puss ass nerd he is
Joey: "But it sure is fun!"
The two bullies smile and go back to Dorkus and start kicking him. Joey smiles and pulls the two kids away and bends down to their level
Joey: "Hey kids, if you like bullying get ya ass over to McDonalds and buy a freakin' Joey Malone Happy Meal. Capish?"
Joey slaps the two kids and walks away, the shot fading out to show four figurines of Joey Malone and the McDonalds logo
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The camera then zooms out from the TV and we see the entire DUEW locker room, standing up behind Joey and Mr. Howard, laughing and pointing at the TV. Another man, wearing a suit and a shocked look on his face simply stares at the TV dumbstruck. After a few moments he turns to Joey, who has his feet up on the desk
Man: "Are you kiddin...you think thats...acceptable? To children? To our organisation? Parents...they are...no one will buy...outraged"
Joey: "Look dickhead, you can go back and tell your fellow Macca's executives to bite my hairy Italian balls because the settlement was that we got to make 2 advertisements and you couldn't edit them"
Executive: "But who the hell wants to see that? You had little kids beating each other up for Christs sake!"
Joey: "Sir, I think you need to realise that you give DUEW an inch and we are gonna take the whole freakin' field. Capish?"
The DUEW locker room starts laughing again and now Mr. H pipes up
Mr. H: "McDonalds lost their court case against us and you agreed settlement with Mister Malone. This is perfectly legal. I suggest you tune in for the rest of the week and especially at our comeback event, Thunder Down Under. You will see why we are considered as the most risque, most dangerous and most entertaining wrestling company in the World. Now get the hell outta my office!"
The executive gets up and goes to leave but his suitcase gets knocked out of his hand. He bends down to pick it up but Lover and Ken grab him as he does so and throw him head first out of the office
Ken: "And don't come back"
