Post by Jonny Stripes on Jul 6, 2006 20:02:32 GMT 10
"The Next Episode" by Dr Dre plays and some text starts drifting across the black background of the screen
Text: "Another title...Another Era begins"
A bunch of action shots start playing as the song speeds up, with Jonny hitting a lot of chair shots and powerbombs. Then the song slows down to a drawl as the last shot is of Jonny, holding his title high in the air to the crowd
The shot fades into one of Jonny Stripes in real time, World Title around his waist, dark sunglasses over his eyes and a smile on his face
Jonny: "It feels good to be back and not just for the obvious reasons. Sure, we all missed wrestling and DUEW and all that but there is a more pressing matter"
Jonny nods and pats his title
Jonny: "Thats right, because of Ronald's crack squad of lawyers I didn't get to publicly celebrate my title win and now the feeling is gone. I have been champ for a month and you didn't get to enjoy it, but thats ok because regardless, we all know that the next episode has been ushered in"
Jonny takes off his glasses and smiles at the camera
Jonny: "Thats right, its the next fucking episode of my career. A 5 time World Champion and you better believe that this will be the biggest, most bad ass chapter of the Experience to date because I finally got my baby back. Disturbed, this week I gotta face you again but I am more ready than ever and after that its Nightmare or Hare, but just know that I am at my peak and there is nothing you can do to stop me now. Nightmare, Hare, Dizzy, hell anyone on the roster, DUEW has become Experienced because for the first time ever the Jonny Stripes Experience is World champion"
Jonny pats his title belt again and takes it off, slinging it over his shoulder
Jonny: "You see this series has been a long time in the making, about 6 months but finally the pilot is cleared and we are making the debut episode at Thunder Down Under. Cos Jonny Stripes is a 5 time...5 time...5 time..."
Jonny stares at his hand
Jonny: "DUEW World Heavyweight Champion and now it is time to prove that I got what it takes.......suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaa"
Jonny smiles widely as he walks away, saying to a crew member "I couldnt resist" as he walks off screen
Text: "Another title...Another Era begins"
A bunch of action shots start playing as the song speeds up, with Jonny hitting a lot of chair shots and powerbombs. Then the song slows down to a drawl as the last shot is of Jonny, holding his title high in the air to the crowd
The shot fades into one of Jonny Stripes in real time, World Title around his waist, dark sunglasses over his eyes and a smile on his face
Jonny: "It feels good to be back and not just for the obvious reasons. Sure, we all missed wrestling and DUEW and all that but there is a more pressing matter"
Jonny nods and pats his title
Jonny: "Thats right, because of Ronald's crack squad of lawyers I didn't get to publicly celebrate my title win and now the feeling is gone. I have been champ for a month and you didn't get to enjoy it, but thats ok because regardless, we all know that the next episode has been ushered in"
Jonny takes off his glasses and smiles at the camera
Jonny: "Thats right, its the next fucking episode of my career. A 5 time World Champion and you better believe that this will be the biggest, most bad ass chapter of the Experience to date because I finally got my baby back. Disturbed, this week I gotta face you again but I am more ready than ever and after that its Nightmare or Hare, but just know that I am at my peak and there is nothing you can do to stop me now. Nightmare, Hare, Dizzy, hell anyone on the roster, DUEW has become Experienced because for the first time ever the Jonny Stripes Experience is World champion"
Jonny pats his title belt again and takes it off, slinging it over his shoulder
Jonny: "You see this series has been a long time in the making, about 6 months but finally the pilot is cleared and we are making the debut episode at Thunder Down Under. Cos Jonny Stripes is a 5 time...5 time...5 time..."
Jonny stares at his hand
Jonny: "DUEW World Heavyweight Champion and now it is time to prove that I got what it takes.......suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaa"
Jonny smiles widely as he walks away, saying to a crew member "I couldnt resist" as he walks off screen