A welcome back party

[Lemmy Campbell]

"Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall. A motorcycle is heard and the ramp is lighten by many lights in different colors. Then Lenny goes through the ramp with his Harley. He stops next to the ring and turn off the bike. After that he goes on the ring with a guitar on his back and six beer cans. After that he goes on the turnbuckles and throws five from the six beers at the audience. He opens the last one lifted in the air to the audience.

Lemmy: DUEW"S BACK BABY!

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: Now, now as aways we can't go without a clebration party!

[The crowd cheers again]

Lemmy: SO GET THE BEER!

Beautiful girls, almost naked starts to walk in the crowd wearing beer cans for the audience. Lemmy get some beers from the ring side and gets on the top of the turnbuckle.

Lemmy: MORE BEER!

From the back comes two trucks full with beer and starts to full glasses and give them to the first row. Lemmy turns the first two beers like he was in the desert without a wather for days and countinue to celabrate.

Lemmy: NOW LETS HAVE SOME FIRE WORKS!

The lights are stoped and any fire works in different collors starts to blows up.





Then many baloons starts to fall from the ceiling. From the ramp comes out many lights and Lemmy's band apears on the top of it. Then they starts to play.

Lemmy:This ain't a song for the broken-hearted

[The crowd cheers loudly]

Mike:A silent prayer for the faith-departed

Lemmy: I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

Chorus

Lemmy and the crowd: IT'S MY LIFE

Lemmy: It's now or never

Mike: I ain't gonna live forever

Mike and Lemmy: I just want to live while I'm alive

Lemmy point his mic to the crowd

The crowd: It's my life

Lemmy get back the mic to his mouth.

Lemmy: My heart is like an open highway

Mike: Like Frankie said
I did it my way

Lemmy and Mike: I just wanna live while I'm alive

The band and the crowd: IT'S MY LIFE!

Lemmy: This is for the ones who stood their ground

Mike: For Tommy and Gina who never backed down

Lemmy: Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake

Mike: Luck ain't even lucky

Lemmy and Mike: Got to make your own breaks

Chorus

Lemmy and Mike: Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

Chorus

Chorus

The band and the crowd: 'CAUSE IT'S MY LIFE!

The crowd cheers and the band take a shower in beer from the trucks.

Lemmy: COME ON GUYS COME OUT AND LETS CELABRATE! DUEW IS BACK!

TBC by anyone

[Nightmare]

As all the DUEW wrestlers are in the ring having a few beers and dancing with some ladies the lights suddenly go out as the whole DUEW arena is pitch black as the women are screaming in the ring.

JJ: Oh ow, i think we know who this can be!

Tom C: Look no futher than the man that calls himself the Phenom!

"Ministry Attiude" hits the arena as Nightmare and Paul Bearer make there way to the ring as Lemmy, Mike and the band look in shock for whats about to enter the ring,

Nightmare slowly gets into the ring having a little smerk on his face while Bearer demands a microphone from ringbell table.

Paul: Weelll, Weelll, Wellll! Let me guess, it's party time for all of you? It's party time because DUEW returned back to television? Let me get one thing straight, party, there is NO PARTY! While all of you were sitting at home drinking till your hearts contend, getting beer guts and smoking, i was teaching Nightmare the ways of what he's about to unleash onto DUEW soon, a virus if you will, that will infect and cause each and everyone of you to break down and leave!

Lemmy: What the hell are you trying to say? You and Nightmare come out here and spoil the party mood for this crap? Let me tell you fa...

Nightmare then suddenly grabs the mic off Paul and goes right up to Lemmy.

Nightmare: If i was you i would watch my mouth boy! Lets get one thing straight, i can end you, i can break you, i can destroy your career here, hell i can kill you with my bare hands around your skull if you would like! What you and everyone else needs to relise that the end is near for all of DUEW, when i defeat Hare come the PPV, and defeat the DUEW World Champion at the time, i will take all my power and unleash the DeathValley virus onto all!

As Lemmy starts to slowly turn around, Nightmare grabs one of the band members by the throat and slams a huge chokeslam onto the band member onto a drum kit causing it to smash in half as the other band members and Mike leave the ring!

JJ: That son of a bitch! That son of a bitch! What did he deserve to get that!

Nightmare starts to slowly turn around heading for the ropes as Lemmy looks towards Nightmare in anger.

TBC by Lemmy or anyone if possible

[Lemmy Campbell]

Lemmy looks at Nightmare and smiles.

Lemmy: You know I think you need to get rid of that meat ball, that you call menager. Coz you look funny and you are getting dumb with every single day.

[The rowd cheers]

Lemmy: Now you nade two mistakes, first no one calls me "boy"! And second you can't destroy this party you know why? Coz this ain't your party. This is not even OUR PARTY, on the wrestlers from DUEW. This is the party of THE CROWD!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: here we are gathered Lemmy Campble...

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: ...THE ONE AND ONLY NICHO....

[The crowd cheers louder]

Lemmy: ... MR. LOVER...

[The crowd goes crazy]

Lemmy: And every one else. And if you think you can stop the party you are DEADLY wrong. Coz you know I can hit your guys too?

[Lemmy grabs Barer for the shirt]

Lemmy: But this is nothing I want to do.

[Then he push him back and smiles]

Lemmy: Actually I see your problem. Your problem is that... you have... no... D**K!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: But mate, we are going to countinue to party and when the beer finish we will go to Dizzy's place and we will drink more! COZ THAT IS HOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: AND AFTER THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE THREE GIRLS TO MY PLACE AND HAVE PARTY, COZ THIS IS WHAT THE MEN DO. AND YOU FREAKSHOW CAN GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVE FROM WHERE YOU CAME AND NEVER COME AGAIN.

[The crowd cheers and Lemy shows middle finger to Nightmare]