Arockalipse

[Lemmy Campbell]

"Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall. A motorcycle is heard and the ramp is lighten by many lights in different colors. Then Lenny goes through the ramp with his Harley. He stops next to the ring and turn off the bike. After that he goes on the ring with a guitar on his back and six beer cans. After that he goes on the turnbuckles and throws five from the six beers at the audience. He opens the last one lifted in the air to the audience.

Lemmy: YO DOGS!

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: Now dogs, I am not here as a DUEW wrestler, I am not here as a proud beer drinker, hell I am not here even as a rock star. I am here as a prophet.

Lemmy drink the beer and throw it in the crowd.

Lemmy: DUUUUUEEEEEEEW, HEAR ME WELL!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: There are many of you who think that they've been to hell, but that is a lie.

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: So now be prepeared! Coz at Tunder Down Under the hell is going to brake lose!

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: The sky will open and a rain of fire will hit the ground! Everyone will fear!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: The earth will shake coz the Devils and The Angels will come, by openning the earth and the sky.

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: A HARD ROCK MUSIC WILL BE HEARED ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: And only the truth belivers will be save. But non of you three believe, don't you? So I will make you believe!

[the crowd cheers]

Lemmy: There will be suffering, there will be blood, there will be big pain for YOU!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: And in the end when everything is over and your sins are showed you will heared your verdict and there will be no place for objections. IT WILL BE FINAL!

[The crowd cheers]

Lemmy: And you know how this is called? NO, its not apocalipse, it is THE AROCKALIPSE!

[The crowd cheers and many fire works blow up]

[Ken Paradise]

["Ticket To Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style /Randy Ortan/ and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and pose on the ramp. When He make the signal many golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp shaking hands with the audience. He greats the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Hahaha ... Wow! I think you've been to hell and back! You surely look like a guy who won't be wanted even there! Wow![/glow]

[The crowd laughs]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: I hate to tell ya stinky but the winner is going to be me. But cheer up. You'll get the chance to get your autograph from GREAT OOOOONE!I'll sing it "Three is the luck number".[/glow]

[The crowd laughs]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Hate to brag but it's in the bag.[/glow]

[He point's at himself.]