DUEW Club! /Open/

[Mr. Lover]

[The camera takes us in front of one club. In front of it there is gathered a big crowd and one alley, separates the crowd on two equal parts. On the alley there is a red carpet and it is lighten by many lights. The club is big and obviously new. Over the door there is a big sing:

[glow=red,5,600]"DUEW Club¾"[/glow]

Tom C (voice behind the camera): Good evening ladies and gentleman! We are in front of the "DUEW Cub!". It was build before a few days and tonight it's the opening night. Many superstars from DUEW and some other VIPs are expected tonight. Isn't that right Joe?

Joe: That's correct. Good evening and from me! It's sure gonna be big. I don't know about you but I fell like we are at the Oscars! So many lights, noise, VIPs.... Even the streets are blocked!

Tom: I know what you mean... And here is our first guest arriving. I think that's the host of to night party- Mr. Lover.

[One Pink limo stops in front of the club and the driver opens the door so Lover can step out of the car. Lover then helps to all of the nine ladies to step on the red carpet. Lover wears a blue smoking and a blue hat. Five of the babes are whit different dresses models but they wares only pink. The other four are dressed in white. Lover smiles and waves at the public. Then the ten of them walks to the door and lover opens it so the nine ladies can enter and after than he follows them.]

[Ken Paradise]

[The next car that stops in front of the alley is white limo. Ken steps out of the car and cross himself. The crowd cheers, Ken Paradise smiles and starts walking down the alley. He high-fives a few guys from the crowd and waves at the crowd. Then he opens the door. As he is about to leave one girl from the crowd jumps over the barrier for the crowd and stands in front of Ken. The lady is dressed as nun but she still looks hot.]

The nun: Please, please give me an autograph!

[She says and Ken smiles. He turns and enters the club]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: No problem... Do you have a pen?[/glow]

The nun: Yes I do.

[The lady gives one red marker to Ken and smiles.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Great! What about a peace of paper?[/glow]

The nun: No need! I have something better.

[The nun takes off her rope and she is so naked!]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: WwwwwOoooW! [/glow]

[Paradise gives her the autograph and then the guards takes her off the alley.]

[Joseph Malone]

As Ken walks inside a heap of cheering is heard from down the street, getting louder as time goes on. Then a car is seen, painted red, white and green, coming into the street. There are three guys inside and two on the outside, hanging out the windows. The car pulls up in front of the DUEW Club and security starts to approach the car, aiming to get it to leave, when all 5 men pile out. They are all tall, built and Italian, matching the security guards on numbers. There is one man who is more tall and more built than the rest of them. He goes up to the head security guard and we can see that its Joeseph Malone, leading a bunch of Italians on a celebration

Joey: "Now..N...ow listen here punk, bud..punk!"

Joey goes to exagerrate the last word by hitting the guard on the chest but misses and stumbles a little. His mates try to help him up but he shrugs them all away, shouting loudly as he does so.

Joey: "Now ya see buddy, punk, whassshaname again?"

Head Security: "Excuse me sir, do you have an invitation for this party?"

Joey: "Dont...Don...Dont rush me, buddy, you won't like me when I'm angr...rushed"

Head Security: "Show me your invitation sir or vacate the premises"

Joey fumbles through his pockets and eventually he finds a scrap of paper and hands it over. Head Security gives the doorman a begrudging look and Joey and his friends are allowed to enter

Joey: "We're in boys...lead the charge and grab the stuff!"

Joeys mates go back in the car and each one leaves carrying something. One has a bunch of flares in his hands, one has a soccer ball, one has a box full of champagne and the other has a mini soccer goal, folded up. They head inside causing a heap of noise and commotion

TBC by anyone

[Julio]

A long, black limo then pulls up in front of the carpet. A driver, wearing a black suit jumps out and opens the side door as Julio, wearing a maroon suit with black shirt, maroon tie and black sunnies, with his tag belt around his waist gets out and shephards the crod back. Matt Hare, wearing a black pinstripe suit with light green shirt and light green/white striped tie gets out with his tag belt over his shoulder gets out and the two start to make their way down the red carpet when they are stopped by Joe

Joe: Fellas, a few questions; What type of car did the tag champions arrive in tonight?

Matt Hare: One you couldn't afford, Josh. Now piss off!

The two go to walk off but Joe grabs Matt's arm and stops them. The tag champs both stare at Joe, and taking the hint - he lets go of his grip

Joe: Sorry, one more question; I noticed that you two and Joey Malone came in separately... Is there some commotion happening withing World Class Lineup?

Matt shakes his head and taps Julio on the back and Julio grabs Joe and throws him into the wall. The two men then stand over him and Matt spits in his face

Julio: You never, EVER question the World Class Lineup!

Matt kicks him one last time before the two men slowly make their way down the rest of the carpet with the crowd chanting 'YOU-SUCK" and booing them. Julio opens the door as he and Hare look around one last time before disappearing through the doors and inside

[Nightmare]

As Hare and Juilo step inside, the outside lights of the club suddenly start to flick and eventually switch off, the people around the club outside start to wounder why the power is out.

Tom C: Power Out? Already? Surely DUEW connected and payed the power bill!

Suddenly a huge long limo style coffin hearse pulls up as the people outside now know why the lights switched off and who it is.

Joe: I think everybody exactly knows who this is!

A man dressed in a suit comes out of the front drivers seat and procedes to open up the back door, out comes Paul Bearer dressed in a fine suit doing up his collar.

Paul: Yes, yes yes! The 2 men of the our have arrived!

Nightmare and Kane start to exit the limo as Nightmare is wearing a suit with the TX symbol on his back, Kane however is wearing a Red suit with one arm sleve missing for some weird reason.

Tom C: Seem's these two havent lost there in ring attires even when it comes to going out AWAY from the ring.

As all 3 men start to go towards the entry, a fan from the line screams to Nightmare that he has no chance in beating Hare or even winning the World title regardless, Nightmare then lanches at the guy's neck and picks him up over the side rails and gives a deverstating chokeslam, Kane then launches the guy up and hits the tombstone onto the concrete floor.

Paul: Haahha! You little worm!

Joe: It was only a fan for heavens sake!

Tom C: Nightmare and Kane never take anything littley!

All threee men evenutally make it into the doors.

[Mr. Lover]

[Inside the club is full whit people. Singers, wrestlers /from other promos/ and of course guppies. There is a VIP stage for the DUEW wrestlers where Lover and the nine babes sits down.]

Lover: OK, girls! Order what ever you want the waiter is all yours.

[He smiles as he sees Ken and raises his hand so he can see him. Ken walks to Lover and they hugs.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: What's up bro? [/glow]

Lover: Hey, Kenny! What's up out side?

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Well Joey just entered with a cup of his mates. I would expect presents if I were ya.[/glow]

[They laughs.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Ahhh .... The World Class Fuckup are messing with the poor Joe and I guess that's it.[/glow]

[As he says so the power switch off. Ken looks at Lover.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Did you payed the bills?[/glow]

[Lover waits for a few seconds and smiles]

Lover: Nighty is here.

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Why he is here?[/glow]

Lover: He cool. Don't pick fights with him and tell me is there someone else who is walking down the alley?

[Ken sees if there is some else coming.]

[Julio]

A small light is seen, and the camera focusses on it. It is a match. It then goes upwards and lights a cigar - then gets thrown on the floor. From the small amount of light given off my the cigar it reveals Julio

Julio: Turn the lights back on for Gods sake! This my third cigar tonight...and I've only got two left.

The lights flicker, but do not turn back on. After a few seconds of flickering, the room is pitch black again - no music, nothing

Matt Hare: That's it...I'm outta here!

Julio: Kay, you know where the door is?

Matt Hare: We'll find it.

The two men get up and attempt to make their way to the closest fire exit. After stumbling over and few tables and bumping into many people, the two men grab a door hands and swing it open. The door leads outside, but to the opposite side to where they entered. The street is quiet, with two shops open. Julio and Matt make their way over to the closest shop, an ice cream parlour and get served by a small Itallian with a well-trimmed moustache

Julio: I'll get... Ahh - One scoop mint, one rainbow.

Hare stares at Julio as he happily snatches his ice cream from the man and begins to eat it, getting rainbow ice cream all over his face

Matt Hare: I'll get a cup. Hmm...cookies and cream.

The Itallian man goes out of sight to fetch a cup and Hare slaps Julio across the face

Matt Hare: Use a damn serviette!

Julio shakes his head and grabs a pile of serviettes from the pile as the man hands Hare his cup

Itallian: Ahh...forh dollar. I give it to you cheeeep because Italia win the football.

The two men shake their head and walk out of the shop without paying. Then then walk around to the front of Club DUEW, where the lights are still on and people are astill lining up to enter. Hare walks over and asks the security guard:

Matt Hare: What's doing inside?

Security: Huh?

Matt Hare: So the lights are back on? It looks pretty dark.

Security: Lights? What the hell are you on about? Are you two drunk? Get out of the line, we don't let any pre-intoxicated people in this club.

Matt Hare: We aren't drunk, chum. The lights went out and we want to know why.

Security: Name?

Julio: Listen, mate. We just wanna know what is happening with the power in there so we can figure out whether to stay or go!

The security guard stands toe-to-toe with Julio, then grabs the walkie-talkie on his shoulder and talks into it

Security: Firewall, check the power switch.

A message comes back through the walkie-talkie that is unclear

Security: You boys should just go in, they are sorting everything out.

Julio opens the door and the two make their way back inside, and it is still pitch black

[Ken Paradise]

[Lover looks at Julio and Hare.]

Lover: Where are those fuckers doing now?

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: I don't know ... Fuck it! Ahh .. We better split. We are at war remember?[/glow]

[Love smiles and tag Ken's shoulder.]

Lover: OK! See you bro.

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: See you.[/glow]

[Ken goes on the bar where one female barman is making cocktails and two other girls are dancing on the bar-plot. He orders one whiskey with ice and looks at one girl who is sitting alone on the bar. HE takes a big sip from his drink and walks over to her.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Hey, Babbie! Are you a fallen angle?[/glow]

[She looks at him and smiles.]

The girl: No! I am a devil in disguise.

[She winks at him and Ken smiles.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Yeah? Then you are my type of person. But what a pretty girl like you is doing all alone.[/glow]

The girl: I am waiting for Prince Charming what else?

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Hahaha ... can we say that you found him and that you'll go have one nice conv. and may be something more.[/glow]

The girl: I don't even know your name cute.

[glow=yellow2,300]Ken: Ken Paradise. Is that enough?[/glow]

The girl: Sure.

[The both take their drinks in their hands and sits on one couch in the VIP room.]

This girl: So ...

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: So ...[/glow]

The girl: ... You like me?

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Yes. But that's OK coz you are crazy about me.[/glow]

The girl: Yeah? What makes you to be so sure?

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: I know it.[/glow]

[They get closer to each other and the kiss. When Lover sees them he makes a terrified face.]

Lover: KEEEN!!! NOOOO!!! SHE IS YOUR COUSIN!

[Ken breaks the kiss and looks at the girl.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Natasha?[/glow]

The girl: Ken?

[Ken jumps back and starts spiting on the floor. ]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Where the hell are your 200 kg? The was time I saw you even a truck couldn't move you.[/glow]

The girl : I trained!

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: So I see! [/glow]

[Ken keep spiting. He can't believe they are cousins.]

The girl: You said your name is Ken Paradise!

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: It is now! I need to go to puke in the rest room.[/glow]

[He turns and starts walking away.]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: I need to wash my mouth! God![/glow]