Havenly Touch

[Ken Paradise]

[The camera takes us back stage in the locker-room where Julio and Hare are talking.]

Hare: Are you sure you can trust Brest?

Julio: No am not.

Hare: I was thinking .....

[As Hare talks Ken enters the room the nosiest way possible and without knocking. Ken walks in front of them and smiles.]

Julio: Knock, knock!

Ken: Oh! Knock-knock jokes! I love them! Who's there?

Hare: NO you chimp! You could at least knock on the door before enter.

Ken: And why should I?

[Hare looks at Ken amazed.]

Hare: Coz it's our locker-room you fuck!

[Ken looks around the room?]

Ken: Yeah? And what makes you think that?

Julio: These here are our stuff and on the door there is a big sing "World Class Lineup!", and if you could read you would know that this is our room!

[Ken smiles.]

Ken: Not anymore, champ!

[Ken passes something to Matt. When he catches it he sees that this is the sing from the door]

Ken: Sorry, guys but... Those sings are for big stars only and you are not even close to them.

Hare: YOU SOB! I am gonna kill ya!

[Matt tries to hit Ken but Julio stops him.]

Julio: Don't! Or he'll say that we beat him because of or match!

Hare: Yeah! You are right. He is not worthy killing. Living him alive is brutal enough.

[Hare laughs.]

Ken: That's a great story.... For a moment I thought that you actually talked about me, but ... Then I realized that you were telling your story using your idol.

[Ken points at himself.]

Ken: I am touched, thought it's kinda sad that this is the only way you can cheer your self, but hey! Since it helps ya....

[Ken laughs and Julio and Hare looks at him.]

Hare: Why the hell you are here?

Ken: To give you miserable crashers chance.

Julio: -_- ... If you are here to give autographs you are dead man.

Ken: Oh, no! It's something bigger than having the autograph from the great one!

Hare: I get it.... You wanna match huh?

[Ken looks at Hare with the rock's look, raising one of his eyebrows.]

Ken: Why a sucker like you can even think of having a star like me for opponent? No! I won't send ya to your maker. I just wanted a cup coffee and I think you guys are good enough to go and get it for me. Do you need a pen or are you going to remember it? You are a smart boys. You can remember it. Now! Black coffee with two sugars and one cream. Ok?

[Julio and Matt looks at Ken with amazed look. Who was possible such an asshole to exist?]

Ken: Yeah .. You better right it down.

[Julio]

Julio pulls a pen and paper out from his suit pocket, but Hare slapps them out of his hands and the two stare at Ken, as Ken stares back looking invinsible

Matt Hare: Now you listen here, punk. We aren't doing ANYTHING for you, so why don't you just get the hell out of the locker room?! Before we make you.

Ken Paradise: What are you going to do, pay me?

Julio: I'll give you a beating you'll never forget, that's for sure.

Ken Paradise: You guys crack me up, now get my coffee!

Matt Hare: Don't you get it you unachieving brat?!! We aren't doing anything for you. Hmm...get a World Title reign under your belt and a couple of wins and we might do something, but until then you are nothing to us, you got it?!

Ken Paradise: Oh I'll get a few wins, Matty. You just watch - this week at Thunder Down Under, the star of the show is going to be me, Ken Paradise. You'll see the photos of me with my hand held, you'll see the recap videos of me finishing off little Julio here, and you'll see me facing off against Joey Malone and Disturbed to take what's mine - those titles!

Julio: You have to be kidding, Kenny. Look at you, look what you're wearing. Are you some kind of poo pusher? Who wears a Hawaiian shirt, seriously?

Ken Paradise: The two members of the greatest tag team in wrestling history, that's who.

Julio: Ohhh...I can't wait to hand you what you deserve!

Ken Paradise: Already got it...

Ken reaches down and picks up Julio's tag title belt that was sitting on the chair. Julio snatches it from him and throws it on the ground

Julio: You think you're pretty damn funny, eh, Paradise?

Ken Paradise: Damn straight!

Matt Hare: Well funny gets you nowhere in this business...and you are the perfect example. We proved to you at Hardcore Heaven that you aren't even a step in the ladder that is DUEW. You and Lover are some of the littlest men in this company and you couldn't even sneak a victory in a ladder match against the men with the greatest ego's in wrestling. You have shown the world that you don't have a brain in your head, and that is what's letting you down.

Ken Paradise: Who needs a brain when you have the potential I have?

Matt Hare: Potential is nothing when your opponent has a brain. Sure, you have the in ring ability that 90% of people envy, but you're dumb. And that is why you have gone nowhere in this business.

Ken Paradise: I'm not following ya, Harey.

Julio: In other words, get out!

Ken laughs to himself and shakes his head as he slowly strolls out of the room, chewing cockily on his gum

[Ken Paradise]

[As he is walking away laughing he turns for a sec.]

- Last chance, boys.

[He laughs and lives.]

OOC- I need to have a few matches with you. You are cool. I know you won't count that one but I just needed to post here. That was hilarious. WOW!