Double Trouble

[Matt Hare]

**'Alright' hits the speakers and the crowd begin to boo as Matt 'The Money' Hare comes out from backstage wearing a light grey suit with a light blue shirt and light blue tie, with his half of the tag titles around his waist. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, grabbing a microphone on his way as he stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the crowd to quiet down**

Matt Hare: This Wednesday Night, Matt 'The Money' Hare will finally get his well-deserved shot at the World Title!

**The crowd boo**

Matt Hare: But then that bastard, Mr Howard had to ruin it by adding those two undeserving midcarders, Ken Paradise and Joseph Malone into the match...

**Crowd cheer**

Matt Hare: And then to add more salt to the wound, he gave you stupid people the power over what type of match we're in!!

**Feeble chants start up around the arena and the crowd boo Hare**

Matt Hare: Knowing you blood-thirsty bogans you're going to choose a Hell in a Cell Match!!

**The crowd let out a loud cheer**

Matt Hare: But that isn't going to happen if I can help it! See, I've got money...something that you people don't have. You may be able to afford one or two text messages on your 3315's, or you might be able to vote on DUEW.com with the left over usage on your dial-up internet that the 10 second porno clips haven't taken up! But me, I can afford to vote. I've hired a team of 20 full-time employees voting for the match to be Double Trouble! Double Trouble is my match. I'm the most athletic, talented performer involved in the match and I know how to give you losers a good match...but you won't get that in any other match than one involving two side-to-side wrestling rings. So remember, if you want an entertaining match - vote Double Trouble. Text 'Double Trouble' to 151 DUEW. And for thoe of you too dumb to know how to work a phone - that's 151 3839!

**More feeble chants start up**

Matt Hare: And as for my opponents - they can come out here and compaign for the match they want you to choose all they want, but nothing's going to beat my team!!

**Hare laughs to himself as 'Alright' hits the P.A again and he jumps out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp with the crowd chanting 'Hell-In-A-Cell'**

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OOC: Anyone in the match, feel free to interupt.

[Nightmare]

**As Matt Hare continues to walk up the ramp a huge Lighting bolt hits the entrance area that causes Hare to jump back in shock as the crowd let out a mixed reaction.**

JJ: I think we know who that is!

**The Lights go out as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena as Nightmare makes his way out from the curtain with Paul Bearer, having his World title on his shoulder and a microphone in one hand, he continues to stalk Hare down back to the ring.**

Nightmare: Double Trouble? A team 20 full-time employees to vote for that stipulation? What you need to realise Hare is that, Double Trouble isnt the only thing thats avabible, Hell and Caskets come together!

**Nightmare continues to walk down the ramp stalking Hare as he eventually rolls back into the ring.**

Nightmare: If you simple mind dont understand what i'm trying to say, there's two other stipulations that turn me on, the Casket Match, and oh, of course, the match that you are scared shitless of, the HELL IN THE CELL!

**The crowd let out a huge pop for the HIAC part as more chants of "Hell in the Cell" break out, Nightmare eventually gets back into the ring as Hare is in one corner**

Nightmare: But one thing you havent expreinced yet, is that, you have never been inside Hell in the Cell with Nightmare, well, iv'e felt you warth, now your gonna feel mine!

**The lights go out as the famous HIAC music hits as the the Hell in the Cell starts to get lowerd!**

JJ: HIAC! What the hell! Its coming down!

Tom C: I Bet it was a work of Mr Howard!

**As Nightmare is looking up to the rafters, we can slightly see Juilo running in from the crowd and passing a chair to Matt Hare in the ring, Nightmare, still not aware is still looking up at the Cell getting lowerd as the lights go back to normal**

Nightmare (still facing his back to Hare) I can see you affraid of Hell, now its time for me to take you straight there and back in prepare for the PPV!

**As Nightmare slowly turns around, Hare smacks a chair shot directly into Nightmare's head as he falls to the ground, Hare lets out a great loud laughter as he continues to beat Nightmare up with a chair**

Tom C: You gotta admit that was brillant team work from Juilo and Hare, they have set up Nightmare again!

**As Hare continues to smack Nightmare with the chair, he eventually stops and faces the crowd holding the chair up, but little does he know, Nightmare sits up with blood on his forehead**

JJ: Nightmares up! Hes up!

Tom C: Turn around Hare turn around quick!

**Hare eventually turns around as he sees Nightmare staring straight at him, Hare then smacks a right hand to Nightmare as both men start to brawl inside the Cell!**

JJ: All Hell's broken loose!

TBC by anyone in the match

[Matt Hare]

**The two men brawl for a while until Julio swings the door open and slides into the ring, jumping on the back of the World Champion. Paul Bearer then gets into the ring and pulls Julio off. Paul then slaps Julio straight across the face and the crowd cheer. After taking time to 'tend to his pain' Julio slaps Bearer back, and the crowd boo. Paul Bearer grabs his cheek in pain and as he turns around, Hare hits a dropkick on him - sending him rolling out of the ring. As Julio and Hare turn back to Nightmare, he slaps his hands on their necks and raises them up for a double chokeslam, but Julio pulls something out of the pocket of his black suit and stabs Nightmare in the bicep with it - causing him to drop the two men and slowly fall to the ground**

Tom C: What the hell was that?!

Jonathon Jefferies: I think it was some sort of tranquilizer injection or something...

**Hare picks up a microphone and raises it to his mouth**

Matt Hare: And THAT...is how you beat the unbeatable! Julio, I'm going to pin this son of a bitch - get on the mat, you can make the count!!!

**Matt places one foot on Nightmare's chest and rasies his World Title in the air as Julio drops onto the mat and makes the 3 count. Julio then signals for the bell to be rung and the reluctant ring announcer does so**

Julio: The winjner of this Hell in a Cell match...Matt 'The MMMMMMoney' Hareee!! Hit his music!

**Julio holds Matt's hand high in the air as 'Alright' hits the speakers. Hare poses on the turnbuckle, holding the World Title in the air with the crowd booing the hell out of him**

Jonathon Jefferies: Matt Hare just pinned The Nightmare... What the heck?!

Tom C: Surely that's not offical. Julio Gonzales is far from a certified DUEW referee.

Jonathon Jefferies: Wacky Wednesday is certainly living up to it's name - and the PPV isn't for another 3 days.