Post by Mr. Lover on Aug 7, 2006 4:59:11 GMT 10
[Lover is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand. The crowd cheer.]
Lover: So… It’s me and Julio for the Aussie title, eh?
[The crowd cheer loudly.]
Lover: I won’t lie to ya, I want it and I want it now!
[The crowd cheer even more than before.]
Lover: Not only I want it but I also deserve it, don’t you think?
[The crowd starts chanting “LOVER! LOVER! LOVER!”]
Lover: And even more importantly… I’m gonna get it!
[The crowd lets a massive cheer as Lover smiles.]
Lover: The things have never been better for me. I just got engaged, I have your full support and I am finally getting that belt back around my waist.
[Lover makes a pause.]
Lover: What? No more cheers?
[The crowd starts cheering again.]
Lover: Now that’s better. However I still have one thing to do before I get my hands on that belt. I have to decide what kind of stipulation we will have.
[The crowd cheer.]
Lover: I’m not going to do that on my own though… People get ready to help me out with this tough choice.
[Lover gets down from the ring and goes in the crowd under a massive cheer. He is walking between the people when he suddenly stops next to a beautiful girl.]
Lover: Wow, what a beauty…
[The girl just smiles.]
Lover: What’s your name?
The girl: Amanda…
Lover: Nice to meet you, Amanda. Where are you from?
The girl: L.A.!
Lover: Now I understand why they call it the city of angels. So you are a fan of mine?
The girl: A big one…
[Lover smiles.]
Lover: Good to know that. So…
[Lover suddenly looks at a guy sitting next to her and looking at him a little bit angry.]
Lover: Do you know this guy?
The girl: Yes, he’s my boyfriend.
[Lover laughs and turns to the guy.]
Lover: What’s your name?
The guy: Eric…
Lover: Nice to meet you, Eric. Are you really her boyfriend?
The guy: Yes…
Lover: Okay… Do you mind if I hit on your girlfriend?
[The guy hesitates for just a second.]
The guy: Yes…
Lover: Excuse me, I couldn’t hear you…
The guy: I said hell yeah. You can’t hit on my girlfriend.
[Lover looks at the guy.]
Lover: You realize that I am a professional wrestler, right?
The guy: Yeah…
Lover: You realize that I can make her a widow in no time, right?
[The guy didn’t quite answer this one.]
Lover: I’m asking you once again… Do you mind if I hit on your girl?
The guy: Hell yeah I do.
[Lover smiles and the guy keeps looking angry at him.]
Lover: Let me hear it for this brave fellow here, ladies and gentlemen.
[The crowd cheers. One can hear phases like “Way to go, boy!” and “That’s the right thing to do!”. Lover smiles and the guy is obviously happy with how the things went down. Then the cheers stop and Lover is about to continue when someone shouts from the crowd: “C’mon Eric beat that S.O.B.”]
Lover: Hey…
[He turns only to see that a guy holding a sign: “Julio is Coolio” shouted that.]
Lover: Oh, a fan of Julio… Leave them they are all lunatics.
[The crowd starts laughing as Lover turns to the girl again.]
Lover: You have very brave boyfriend, honey. He was going to fight me if he had to which is kind of rare nowadays.
[The girl just smiles.]
Lover: Thanks to your brave boyfriend I’ll give you the chance to tell the people what type of match you want for the Aussie title at Wacky Wednesday?
The girl: I want a Ladder match.
Lover: Then a Ladder match it is! Thank you for your help.
[Lover makes his way back to the ring.]
Lover: People you heard her. Get your mobile phones and start voting right now for a ladder match and as my bro Ken would say start praying for Julio.
[The crowd cheer.]
Lover: Julio, I know you are watching and I have one thing to tell you. I’m getting my belt back… You got that, bitch?
[The crowd cheer as Lover raises his hand in the air.]
Lover: So… It’s me and Julio for the Aussie title, eh?
[The crowd cheer loudly.]
Lover: I won’t lie to ya, I want it and I want it now!
[The crowd cheer even more than before.]
Lover: Not only I want it but I also deserve it, don’t you think?
[The crowd starts chanting “LOVER! LOVER! LOVER!”]
Lover: And even more importantly… I’m gonna get it!
[The crowd lets a massive cheer as Lover smiles.]
Lover: The things have never been better for me. I just got engaged, I have your full support and I am finally getting that belt back around my waist.
[Lover makes a pause.]
Lover: What? No more cheers?
[The crowd starts cheering again.]
Lover: Now that’s better. However I still have one thing to do before I get my hands on that belt. I have to decide what kind of stipulation we will have.
[The crowd cheer.]
Lover: I’m not going to do that on my own though… People get ready to help me out with this tough choice.
[Lover gets down from the ring and goes in the crowd under a massive cheer. He is walking between the people when he suddenly stops next to a beautiful girl.]
Lover: Wow, what a beauty…
[The girl just smiles.]
Lover: What’s your name?
The girl: Amanda…
Lover: Nice to meet you, Amanda. Where are you from?
The girl: L.A.!
Lover: Now I understand why they call it the city of angels. So you are a fan of mine?
The girl: A big one…
[Lover smiles.]
Lover: Good to know that. So…
[Lover suddenly looks at a guy sitting next to her and looking at him a little bit angry.]
Lover: Do you know this guy?
The girl: Yes, he’s my boyfriend.
[Lover laughs and turns to the guy.]
Lover: What’s your name?
The guy: Eric…
Lover: Nice to meet you, Eric. Are you really her boyfriend?
The guy: Yes…
Lover: Okay… Do you mind if I hit on your girlfriend?
[The guy hesitates for just a second.]
The guy: Yes…
Lover: Excuse me, I couldn’t hear you…
The guy: I said hell yeah. You can’t hit on my girlfriend.
[Lover looks at the guy.]
Lover: You realize that I am a professional wrestler, right?
The guy: Yeah…
Lover: You realize that I can make her a widow in no time, right?
[The guy didn’t quite answer this one.]
Lover: I’m asking you once again… Do you mind if I hit on your girl?
The guy: Hell yeah I do.
[Lover smiles and the guy keeps looking angry at him.]
Lover: Let me hear it for this brave fellow here, ladies and gentlemen.
[The crowd cheers. One can hear phases like “Way to go, boy!” and “That’s the right thing to do!”. Lover smiles and the guy is obviously happy with how the things went down. Then the cheers stop and Lover is about to continue when someone shouts from the crowd: “C’mon Eric beat that S.O.B.”]
Lover: Hey…
[He turns only to see that a guy holding a sign: “Julio is Coolio” shouted that.]
Lover: Oh, a fan of Julio… Leave them they are all lunatics.
[The crowd starts laughing as Lover turns to the girl again.]
Lover: You have very brave boyfriend, honey. He was going to fight me if he had to which is kind of rare nowadays.
[The girl just smiles.]
Lover: Thanks to your brave boyfriend I’ll give you the chance to tell the people what type of match you want for the Aussie title at Wacky Wednesday?
The girl: I want a Ladder match.
Lover: Then a Ladder match it is! Thank you for your help.
[Lover makes his way back to the ring.]
Lover: People you heard her. Get your mobile phones and start voting right now for a ladder match and as my bro Ken would say start praying for Julio.
[The crowd cheer.]
Lover: Julio, I know you are watching and I have one thing to tell you. I’m getting my belt back… You got that, bitch?
[The crowd cheer as Lover raises his hand in the air.]
