Post by Mr. Lover on Aug 7, 2006 5:05:51 GMT 10
[Lover is in his locker room watching some classic ladder matches and obviously preparing for the upcoming Wacky Wednesday. Suddenly someone knocks on the door.]
Lover: Come in!
[The door opens as a stunning brunette enters the room. Lover looks at her and smiles.]
Lover: Let me guess... You are a new diva and would like to say hi?
The brunette: No… I’m actually a huge fan of yours.
Lover: A fan? Since when do they let fans inside the locker rooms?
The brunette: I know that security.
[Lover smiles.]
Lover: Should have figured that out earlier. So what do you want?
The brunette: I wanted to wish you good luck in your match with Julio this Wednesday and to ask for an autograph.
Lover: Thanks. Would you give me a pen and something to write on?
[The brunette smiles and gives him a very thick writing pen.]
Lover: And a piece of paper probably?
The brunette: No need of that. You can write on me. On the left chееk please.
[She puts her pants down and bends over so Lover can sign her ass. He hesitates for a moment but then he puts a signature on her ass.]
Lover: You’re ready.
[He smacks her on the ass lightly as a joke more than anything else but in this very moment his fiancée enters the room.]
Gail: What is going on?
[Lover quickly steps aside from the brunette who gets her pants on again.]
Lover: Honey, I can explain.
Gail: Explain what, Brian?
Lover: She’s just a fan.
Gail: Oh, so that’s why you’ve been smacking her ass?
[Lover looks towards the brunette for some help.]
The brunette: Excuse me, but…
Gail: You don’t have the right to talk, slut.
[Gail looks at Lover very angry.]
Lover: I know that it looks bad but this girl just wanted me to put a pen on her ass.
[Gail looks at Lover disgust and then leaves the room.]
Lover: What did I said?
The brunette: I think that it had kind of a double meaning.
[Lover thinks for a moment.]
Lover: Fuck! Hey, will you find the exit?
The brunette: Sure.
[Lover runs out of the room.]
Lover [shouting]: Sugar, that’s not what I meant! I was just…
Lover: Come in!
[The door opens as a stunning brunette enters the room. Lover looks at her and smiles.]
Lover: Let me guess... You are a new diva and would like to say hi?
The brunette: No… I’m actually a huge fan of yours.
Lover: A fan? Since when do they let fans inside the locker rooms?
The brunette: I know that security.
[Lover smiles.]
Lover: Should have figured that out earlier. So what do you want?
The brunette: I wanted to wish you good luck in your match with Julio this Wednesday and to ask for an autograph.
Lover: Thanks. Would you give me a pen and something to write on?
[The brunette smiles and gives him a very thick writing pen.]
Lover: And a piece of paper probably?
The brunette: No need of that. You can write on me. On the left chееk please.
[She puts her pants down and bends over so Lover can sign her ass. He hesitates for a moment but then he puts a signature on her ass.]
Lover: You’re ready.
[He smacks her on the ass lightly as a joke more than anything else but in this very moment his fiancée enters the room.]
Gail: What is going on?
[Lover quickly steps aside from the brunette who gets her pants on again.]
Lover: Honey, I can explain.
Gail: Explain what, Brian?
Lover: She’s just a fan.
Gail: Oh, so that’s why you’ve been smacking her ass?
[Lover looks towards the brunette for some help.]
The brunette: Excuse me, but…
Gail: You don’t have the right to talk, slut.
[Gail looks at Lover very angry.]
Lover: I know that it looks bad but this girl just wanted me to put a pen on her ass.
[Gail looks at Lover disgust and then leaves the room.]
Lover: What did I said?
The brunette: I think that it had kind of a double meaning.
[Lover thinks for a moment.]
Lover: Fuck! Hey, will you find the exit?
The brunette: Sure.
[Lover runs out of the room.]
Lover [shouting]: Sugar, that’s not what I meant! I was just…
