Post by Ken Paradise on Aug 7, 2006 5:12:04 GMT 10
[Ken is standing in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Wacky Wensday is coming closer with every hour…[/glow]
[The crowd cheers loudly just when Ken mentions the PPV.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: And with every hour I come closer and closer to the world title.[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: There is one thing that I had to think about in these last hours before my match…[/glow]
[The building is completely silent.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: And it is in what type of match should I win this title![/glow]
[The crowd cheer again]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Maybe it should be one of the most unusual and interesting matches in the history of the pro wrestling – Double Trouble?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Or probably it should be a match in which I can literary burry my opponents?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Or maybe it should be a match held in the most sadistic structure ever created?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: But how do you make such a decision? I mean… C’mon it’s not like deciding where to have lunch. You enter a restaurant and then you see that they play awful music so you leave. Then you enter another and you see a man getting food poisoning so you leave. And in the end you don’t have any time left so you go for the fast food![/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Of course there might be more difficult choices than in what match you should win a world title… Like should I ask her to marry me?... No, wait… It is actually an easy one. If you have brain you don’t but if you are clueless idiot like my bro you propose.[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: But that doesn’t bring me any close to a decision and I should really have one by now. So I’m going to decide with…[/glow]
The crowd: A PRAYER!
[Ken smiles.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: That’s right. A prayer.[/glow]
[Ken kneels down as the crowd cheers.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “God, today I have an unusual request. I need a huge favor…”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “… it is about my world title match… I want you to help me out with it and I know you will.”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “Could you please…”[/glow]
[The hall is silent.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “SEND US TO HELL! HELL IN A CELL!”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
The crowd: AMEN!
[Ken stands up and smiles at the cheering audience.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Wacky Wensday is coming closer with every hour…[/glow]
[The crowd cheers loudly just when Ken mentions the PPV.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: And with every hour I come closer and closer to the world title.[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: There is one thing that I had to think about in these last hours before my match…[/glow]
[The building is completely silent.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: And it is in what type of match should I win this title![/glow]
[The crowd cheer again]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Maybe it should be one of the most unusual and interesting matches in the history of the pro wrestling – Double Trouble?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Or probably it should be a match in which I can literary burry my opponents?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Or maybe it should be a match held in the most sadistic structure ever created?[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: But how do you make such a decision? I mean… C’mon it’s not like deciding where to have lunch. You enter a restaurant and then you see that they play awful music so you leave. Then you enter another and you see a man getting food poisoning so you leave. And in the end you don’t have any time left so you go for the fast food![/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Of course there might be more difficult choices than in what match you should win a world title… Like should I ask her to marry me?... No, wait… It is actually an easy one. If you have brain you don’t but if you are clueless idiot like my bro you propose.[/glow]
[The crowd cheer again.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: But that doesn’t bring me any close to a decision and I should really have one by now. So I’m going to decide with…[/glow]
The crowd: A PRAYER!
[Ken smiles.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: That’s right. A prayer.[/glow]
[Ken kneels down as the crowd cheers.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “God, today I have an unusual request. I need a huge favor…”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “… it is about my world title match… I want you to help me out with it and I know you will.”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “Could you please…”[/glow]
[The hall is silent.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: “SEND US TO HELL! HELL IN A CELL!”[/glow]
[The crowd cheer.]
The crowd: AMEN!
[Ken stands up and smiles at the cheering audience.]