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Post by Ken Paradise on Aug 7, 2006 5:19:29 GMT 10
[The beer drinkers are in their locker room drinking milk… Just kidding, drinking beer of course.]
Lover: Do you guys have any plans for the afternoon?
Austin: No, you?
Lover: No…
Lemmy: Shouldn’t we do something?
Austin: How about… Drinking beer?
Lemmy: I drink for that.
[They all drink again when the door opens and Ken enters the room.]
Lemmy: Hey, there’s Mr.World champion…
[They all laugh but Ken looks at them a little bit worried.]
Lover: What’s the problem bro?
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: I need some help…[/glow]
Austin: Forget it. I’m not killing anyone.
[Ken just shakes his head.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: It’s not that.[/glow]
Austin: Again forget it. I’m not getting rid of the body.
Lover: Austin would you please keep silent for a sec.
[Austin looks at Lover for a moment and then keeps drinking.]
Lover: What is it?
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: You know that I have a match for the world title already…[/glow]
Lemmy: Yeah… So what?
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: I need to get ready for it.[/glow]
[Lemmy and Austin look at him.]
Lemmy: Two legs…
Austin: Two arms…
Lemmy: Even a head…
Austin: You seem ready to us.
[Ken smiles.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: No, I mean that I need to get in best shape possible.[/glow]
Lover: And you want us to help you out?
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Well yeah…[/glow]
Lover: What you say guys?
Austin: I don’t know… What will happen to my beer?
Lemmy: You’ll drink it in the gym…
Austin: Lets go then!
[The beer drinkers stand up from their seats, go to the fridge and grab as much beer as they can carry.]
Lover: Are we going…
[Ken looks at all the beer they are holding.]
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: You’ll drink all of this?[/glow]
Austin: Hey, do you want our help or not?
[glow=red,2,300]Ken: Alright, lets go![/glow]
[They all leave the room.]
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Post by Matt Hare on Aug 7, 2006 16:16:37 GMT 10
OOC: Nice RP, man.
**The scene cuts to the gym, where Matt Hare and Julio are both working out - with Matt doing a bench press and Julio being the spotter. Then Ken, Lover and the Beer Drinkers open the door and come into the gym - causing for Matt to sit up and stare at the four men**
Matt Hare: What the hell are you fellows doing here?! I've got this gym booked!
Stone Cold: Haha...booked. Ok.
**The four men continue to walk into the gym and sit down at a different bench, ignoring Hare and Julio. Matt and Julio then get up and start to make their way over to the four**
Julio: Did you not hear the future World Champion?? He said we have this gym booked for the next hour...so get the hell out!
Matt Hare: No, no, Julio - don't worry...I'll deal with these guys.
**Matt walks over to his bag and pulls out a mobile phone. He slips it one, dials a number and puts it to his ear as Lover, Ken, Austin and Lemmy just laugh**
Lemmy Campbell: Who are you calling?, The stock market?
Julio: That wasn't even near funny!
Matt Hare: Security? Yes, this is Matt Hare...we have four unwelcome intruders in the gym. Could you pleae get over here and escort them?
**Ken, Lover and The Beer Drinkers pause before craxcking up laughing**
Ken Paradise: Security?! Haha...good luck with that.
**Ken lies on the bench as SCSA adds some weights to the bar and Ken begins to bench-press**
Matt Hare: Are you serious?! You HAVE to be joking me. You just wait 'til security gets here!
Lover: Don't you get it, Matt? Them rent-a-cops won't do anything.
**Hare and Julio walk over and snatch the weight from Ken's hands and lower it onto his throat**
Matt Hare: You listen and you listen good, sonny. You four get out of here or we'll let go of this bar and you won't only not be able tyo compete this Wednesday night...but you won't be able to compete for the rest of your life, get it?!
**Ken starts to make choking noises before Lemmy and Austin grab Matt and Juilo and throw them into the wall - causing them to drop the weights. Lover quickly gets the bar from Paradise's neck and the four men crowd around Hare and Julio - who are sitting on the ground, in pain**
Ken Paradise: We, and the rest of the roster are getting reeeal sick of you two walking around like you own the place...and if we...
**The doors of the gym fly open and seven security guards come rushing in and grab the four men. They try and resist, but the security guards hold them back and start to drag them out of the gym**
Security 'Leader': You guys are in BIG trouble. Boys, take them straight to HQ...we can write the reports there!
**The six security guards drag them out of the gym as the leader talks to Julio and Hare**
Security 'Leader': Are you guys alright? I'll call a paramedic!
**Matt nods as the guard runs off down the hallway yelling into his shoulder-walkie-talkie, leaving Hare and Julio alone in the gym**
Matt Hare: That is payback for those mother fuckers. I'm going to have a little talk to that guy again...hopefully we can lock them up for the next week. And you know what that means...
Julio: Yeah. They are going to be in jail for seven days!
Matt Hare: No, you idiot! That means you won't have an opponent for Wacky Wednesday and it will only be me, Malone and Nightmare in the triple threat match!
**The two men laugh to eachother as two paramedics rush in and attend to them**
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Post by Nightmare on Aug 7, 2006 16:49:15 GMT 10
OOC: Nice roleplay guys  ____________________________________________________ **As Hare and Juilo are watching over the paramatics laughing, Juilo suddenly spots someone in the corridor, still Hare inside the room laughing, Juilo starts to poke Hare in shock** Juilo: Uh... Man...umm, you better quickly look down here.**Hare not paying attention laughing still** Matt Hare: There gone man, there gone to HQ, stop poking me its really starting get anoying.Juilo: Look you idiot!**The gym lights suddenly start to flicker as the paramedics start to get worried about whats happaening** Matt Hare: Stupied Lights! Dam Howard, i thought he would get a better place!**The lights continue to flicker as the room lights turn to a dark neon blue, but not knowing, the door suddenly shuts tight and locks** Juilo: Uhh! What the flying f*ck! What shut the door! (Juilo attempts to open but eventually finds out that Nightmare appears in the other dark conner of the room)Juilo: SON OF A BITCH!**Hare and Juilo fianlly recoinze Nightmare as Nightmare runs up to them and starts to beat up both men, but little they know, Kane appears as well and starts to give upper cuts to Juilo as Nightmare continues to punch Hare direcetly in the face as a huge bruse appears to come up on Hare's face** Matt Hare: MY FACE!**Kane eventually stops the beating to Juilo as he taps Nightmare on the shoulder, Paul Bearer is shown around the corner from a dark store room inside that there appears to be a chair some sort of torture chamber chair with two cords looking like jump starter cables** Kane! Put his ass on the chair and handcuff the bastard to it!**Kane starts to drag Juilo to the chair and handcuffs him to it, Paul then dips the jump start cables in water and gives it to Kane who then attaches the cables to Juilos testcles!** JJ: For heavens sake! Stop that! Tom C: Hes gonna loose them! **Kane then stops and pulls up his glove like he always does and then yet again attaches the cable to Juilo's testlces!** Paul Bearer: Haha! I Dont think you will ever stab my Nightmare again! **Kane continues to sapp Juilo's testys with the plugs untill Nightmare tells him to stop, Kane then starts to punch Juilo in the face as Nightmare un handcuffs Juilo, Juilo then just falls to the ground in pain, as Nightmare tells Hare hes next!** Matt Hare: You dont have to do this Nightmare! Come on, i fought you like a man, it wasnt my fault Juilo gave me the... injection!Nightmare: Yeah, well sorry that you wont have your manly penis to do "manly" stuff like that anymore!**Nightmare then starts to drag Hare, picking him up and throwing him into the chair, Nightmare picks up the cables but insted of sapping his testcles he drops them and scares Hare as Paul and Nightmare start to laugh** Nightmare: See how easily i can whip your ass, let alone scare it? You better watch yourself till Wednesday because if you dont, you like to talk about Triple Threats? Well, it just might end up being Me vs. Malone!*Nightmare, Kane and Paul Bearer start to leave the room as the neon blue lights go back to the normal white lights of the gym as Hare is shitting himself as he attends to Juilo with the paramedics** |
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