Post by Matt Hare on Aug 7, 2006 16:50:33 GMT 10
**The arena is very quiet as 'Alright' hits the speakers and the crowd erupt in boos and chants. Matt Hare, wearing a white suit with a light orange shirt and a carrot orange/navy/white striped tie, with his half of the tag belts around his waist and Julio, wearing a black suit with a black shirt and pink tie, with his tag belt around his waist and Aussie Title in his hand make their way out from backstage and down the ramp - into the ring. Julio gets some mics and hands one to Matt**
Matt Hare: Incase you haven't noticed, over the past two days - I have pinned two thirds of my opponents in the Fatal Four Way match at Wacky Wednesday.
**The crowd boo and start up 'JO-EY' chants**
Matt Hare: Yes, for once you people are right. The only man that I am yet to pin is one, Joseph Malone. The man that Julio and myself deserted at Thunder Down Under. He is the man that Julio pinned 1...2...3 and won the Australian Title from him. And since then, he has been out of action.
**Crowd boo and the 'JO-EY' chants get louder**
Matt Hare: You can cheer him all you want, but that disabled fucker won't come out here if his life depended on it!
**'Along the Watchtower' hits the speakers abd the crowd cheer like crazy. Joey Malone slowly comes out onto the stage wearing a white singlet and denim jeans, ho,ding a microphone in his hand. He stands on the stage waiting for the crowd to calm down before addressing his former World Class Lineup stable-mates**
Joey Malone: Disabled? Did I just hear this joker call me disabled?!
**The crowd chant 'YES'**
Joey Malone: Well that's all well and good to call me that, Matty - but could a disabled 'fucker' beat your ass down?!
**The crowc chant 'YES' again and Joey laughs**
Joey Malone: Haha, well lets pretend a disabled man couldn't beat him like a drum so I can prove a point, Ok?
**The crowd cheer as Joey rips off his singlet, throws it into the crowd and begins to sprint down the ramp and slides into the ring, speaking Hare and hitting repeated punches to his face as the crowd go crazy. In defence of Matt, Julio starts to hit forearms into Joey's back - but they are useless. Julio stops and walks behind Joey before kicking him as hard as he can in the 'grapefruits.' Joey rolls off Hare and holds his genitals as Hare un-buttons his tag belt and Julio gets Malone to his feet as Hare smashes Joey in the face with the belt. Hare hooks the leg and Julio drops to ther mat to make the three count. Julio calls for the bell to be rung and 'Alright' hits the speakers**
Julio: The winner of the match, the future DUEW Heavyweight Champion of the World...Matt 'THE MMMMONEY' Haaarreeee!
**The crowd boo as Matt celebrates on the turnbuckle, trying to embrace the glory. As he jumps down and poses in the middle of the ring - fans start to throw cups and bottles at the ring in attempt to his Hare. Matt and Julio jump out of the ring and start walking backwards up the ramo, with Julio holding Hare's hand high in the air as the crowd continue to throw things at the pair**
Matt Hare: Incase you haven't noticed, over the past two days - I have pinned two thirds of my opponents in the Fatal Four Way match at Wacky Wednesday.
**The crowd boo and start up 'JO-EY' chants**
Matt Hare: Yes, for once you people are right. The only man that I am yet to pin is one, Joseph Malone. The man that Julio and myself deserted at Thunder Down Under. He is the man that Julio pinned 1...2...3 and won the Australian Title from him. And since then, he has been out of action.
**Crowd boo and the 'JO-EY' chants get louder**
Matt Hare: You can cheer him all you want, but that disabled fucker won't come out here if his life depended on it!
**'Along the Watchtower' hits the speakers abd the crowd cheer like crazy. Joey Malone slowly comes out onto the stage wearing a white singlet and denim jeans, ho,ding a microphone in his hand. He stands on the stage waiting for the crowd to calm down before addressing his former World Class Lineup stable-mates**
Joey Malone: Disabled? Did I just hear this joker call me disabled?!
**The crowd chant 'YES'**
Joey Malone: Well that's all well and good to call me that, Matty - but could a disabled 'fucker' beat your ass down?!
**The crowc chant 'YES' again and Joey laughs**
Joey Malone: Haha, well lets pretend a disabled man couldn't beat him like a drum so I can prove a point, Ok?
**The crowd cheer as Joey rips off his singlet, throws it into the crowd and begins to sprint down the ramp and slides into the ring, speaking Hare and hitting repeated punches to his face as the crowd go crazy. In defence of Matt, Julio starts to hit forearms into Joey's back - but they are useless. Julio stops and walks behind Joey before kicking him as hard as he can in the 'grapefruits.' Joey rolls off Hare and holds his genitals as Hare un-buttons his tag belt and Julio gets Malone to his feet as Hare smashes Joey in the face with the belt. Hare hooks the leg and Julio drops to ther mat to make the three count. Julio calls for the bell to be rung and 'Alright' hits the speakers**
Julio: The winner of the match, the future DUEW Heavyweight Champion of the World...Matt 'THE MMMMONEY' Haaarreeee!
**The crowd boo as Matt celebrates on the turnbuckle, trying to embrace the glory. As he jumps down and poses in the middle of the ring - fans start to throw cups and bottles at the ring in attempt to his Hare. Matt and Julio jump out of the ring and start walking backwards up the ramo, with Julio holding Hare's hand high in the air as the crowd continue to throw things at the pair**
