A Welcome Back

[Joseph Malone]

Joey is standing with Kim in the DUEW Interview area, getting set to be interviewed for his first time back in DUEW. He is wearing his old "Deathmatch" style clothes, white singlet and blue jeans, and gets quite a pop from the crowd as Kim introduces him

Kim: "Here I have a Two Time Deathmatch Champion, two time Tag Team champion and former Australian champion, Joey Malone!"

Joey smiles at Kim and kisses her on the cheek

Kim: "Joey, what have you got to say to those people who think that you are too injured to wrestle tomorrow night?"

Joey: "If you think that a Tombstone Piledriver onto a steel chair is gonna keep me down then I got two words for ya...FUCK OFF"

Kim looks taken aback by the swearing from Joey, but he doesn't notice

Joey: "I've taken beatings from the very best and by that I mean nutcases, real screwjobs. I fought for two and a half years in an Italian gang, I got beaten about in countless fights at school and I have worked some of the most insanely stupid and dangerous match types the world has ever seen. To top it all off I am the only guy that even comes CLOSE to reaching Disturbeds level on the Deathmatch scene and yet we have my former friend Matt Hare thinking I am down for the count. Not even close. Nightmare thinks he has taken me down, well you gotta hit me with ten of those before I even think about quitting. Ken, you like facing the best opponents in the world, well how about you square up against me and then I will teach you otherwise"

Joey stops shouting and looks back at Kim, nodding to her politely before walking away. As he does so Kim says meekly

Kim: "Welcome back Joey"

[Nightmare]

As Joey starts to walk away, Nightmare appears next to Kim laughing about Joey's return.

Nightmare: Malone!

**Joey starts to walk back towards Nightmare and Kim, ready in a fighting mood holding his fists up towards him**

Joey: Oh yeah, and now what do you want?

**Nightmare goes up to Joey nose to nose as he starts to smerk**

Nightmare: Your return? Let me guess, your coming back for one more try at winning the big one, dont you know your time is over? Your history Joey, your just a dam piece of crap comin out of my ass that wouldnt push through, your nothing, nothing anymore!

Joey: Dont piss me off Nightmare, it aniet the time or the place to do it.

Nightmare: Woah, i didnt actually come here to try and start any sort of fist fight or anything, i didnt come here, and to brag on how bad i am, or i mad i am, i'm just basically going to be taking souls and making people Rest In Peace tomorrow night, and i just wanted to, lets say, offer my hand in respect in good luck.

**Nightmare extends his hand towards Joey as Joey looks around thinking its a set up**

Joey: How am i meant to trust you after i saw you freaken zap Juilo's testicles with that jumpstarter cable? And now your basically gonna make me shake your hand and then when i turn my back your gonna jump me?

Nightmare: No, no, i'm waiting for tomorrow night, i'm your gonna warn you, when i'm on top of the cage, you better not piss me off, otherwise, you might just land to the pists of Hell!

**Nightmare yet again offers his hand to Joey as he eventually shakes it**

Nightmare: See that wasnt so hard now was it? See you in Hell, Joey.

**Nightmare starts to slowly walk off as Joey stares at Nightmare as the segment ends**