Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 23, 2006 17:03:00 GMT 10
It is eight a clock And DUEW logo apears on the TV sets. Then a sing Brian and a clip starts. The backround music is "Satellites" by September. The clip shows Lover, Gail Kim and evry other DUEW superstar doing in their every day live. Then the title apears and aplouds are hear. We are finding ourselves in a small livingroom. With a couch, bookshelve, coffe table, TV and a stair on backround. There are three doors, one from the left, one from the right and one under the stairs. Thge right door is open and Lemmy and Austin enters the room. They are laughting.
Lemmy: Man, how you can be so stupid? How could you throw up in the russian salad?
Austin: Don't worrie, the worst thng that can happen is to gve the lousy small brother a suprise.
Lemmy: YEAH!
They laughts again when someone knocks on the door.
Austin: Lemmy my boy, go open the door I will be back in a sec. I have a litle more.
They laughs again and Lemmy opens the door as Austin walks back to the kitchen. OIn the door step is Joey Malone and cheers are heard.
Lemmy: Can I help you?
Joey: I don't know. Are you the owner?
Lemmy: May be and who are you?
Joey takes out a badge from his back pocket.
Joey: F.B.I detective Jey Malone.
Lemmy: HOLY SHIT!
He turns and fall on his face. Joey look around a little suprised then look at Lemmy. He smiles and aim with his boot in Lemmy's ass. In that moment Austin enters and looks at Lemmy then at Joey. That repeats couple of times when h cross the room.
Austin: Who the HELL are you?
Lemmy: HE IS FBI!
Austin: HOLLY SHIT! LOVER HIDE THE DRUGS!
Joey looks like hedon't understand in the first moment, but when Austin trys to run in the kitchen he really fast takes out his gun and shoot next to hi. That makes Austin to fall on the gorund and Lover to enter. The crowd cheers. He looks around suprised as Joey goes with one step on the other end of the room he thist his arm and put him on the floor.
Lover: What the fuck is going on here?
Joey: Drugs? Oh man is there someone else in the house?
Lover: WHAT DRUGS?
In that moment Gail Kimapears on the stair way.
Kim: What is going on?
Joey obiosly suprised shoot with his gun, next to her. She look at the hole in the wall and pass out.
Joey: If you move your death. All of you!
He walks up and lose from our side.
Lover: What was that with the drugs?
Lemmy: Sorry man, before we came here we were living in a junckies hide out. And we still forget you are not getting any drugs.
Lover: Oh, GRATE! And what am I suposed to do now? He is going to lcok me up? How can we get rid of him.
In that moment Joey falls from the stairs and brokes the coffe table. Everybody looks unbelieving.
Lemmy: Well that's a way.
In that moment Ken apears on the top of the stairs.
Ken: NO ONE WHATCH THE GRATE ONE AS HE TAKES A SHOWER.
***Comersial Brake***
We are back in the living room and Gail Kim and Lover are cuddling on the couch. Someone knocks on the door and they both goes to open it. It is Joey with a lot of dust on his siut and a bandeg on his head. He is holding his gun!
Joey: YOU! On your knees!
Lover: Excuse me who are you?
Joey: I am the guy that you throw from you stairways.
Lover: Sir I had never met you before!
Joey: What?
Gail: Yeah, we had never meyt you before mister and to kepp the good manners you should introduce yourself!
Joey put his gun back where he keeps it.
Joey: I am sorry madam! I am F.B.I inspector Joey Malone.
Lover: And how can we help you?
Joey: There was a brake out in the near prision. We are looking at every house.
Gail: OH, my God! Who escape?
Joey: A guy that is calling himself Pyro. We don't know his reall name. Never convicted before he killed, 99 people for three mounths. We catched him coz one of his sidekicks helped us.
Lover: How did he run away?
Joey: He killed 30 arm guards and jump over 70 meetrs wall. He is hightly dangerus. ou should be cearfull.
Lover: OK, we will! Thak you. Oh, just how does he look.
Joey pass him a picture of Pyro and they nod. He leaves and Lover and Gail close the door.
Lover: That was close!
Kim: Yeah. Do you want to go up and cuddle?
Lover: Yeah! Gosh, I am glad Ken, Austin and Lemmy went to thew club. Now we have some time for ourselves.
They slowly starts to walk up.
Kim: Aren't you afraid of this guy?
Lover: Who me? Nah! He is not brave enough to come here.
In that moment a lightening hit and on the window over he stair ways Pyro's head. Lover screams and falls back.
(To be countunied)
Lemmy: Man, how you can be so stupid? How could you throw up in the russian salad?
Austin: Don't worrie, the worst thng that can happen is to gve the lousy small brother a suprise.
Lemmy: YEAH!
They laughts again when someone knocks on the door.
Austin: Lemmy my boy, go open the door I will be back in a sec. I have a litle more.
They laughs again and Lemmy opens the door as Austin walks back to the kitchen. OIn the door step is Joey Malone and cheers are heard.
Lemmy: Can I help you?
Joey: I don't know. Are you the owner?
Lemmy: May be and who are you?
Joey takes out a badge from his back pocket.
Joey: F.B.I detective Jey Malone.
Lemmy: HOLY SHIT!
He turns and fall on his face. Joey look around a little suprised then look at Lemmy. He smiles and aim with his boot in Lemmy's ass. In that moment Austin enters and looks at Lemmy then at Joey. That repeats couple of times when h cross the room.
Austin: Who the HELL are you?
Lemmy: HE IS FBI!
Austin: HOLLY SHIT! LOVER HIDE THE DRUGS!
Joey looks like hedon't understand in the first moment, but when Austin trys to run in the kitchen he really fast takes out his gun and shoot next to hi. That makes Austin to fall on the gorund and Lover to enter. The crowd cheers. He looks around suprised as Joey goes with one step on the other end of the room he thist his arm and put him on the floor.
Lover: What the fuck is going on here?
Joey: Drugs? Oh man is there someone else in the house?
Lover: WHAT DRUGS?
In that moment Gail Kimapears on the stair way.
Kim: What is going on?
Joey obiosly suprised shoot with his gun, next to her. She look at the hole in the wall and pass out.
Joey: If you move your death. All of you!
He walks up and lose from our side.
Lover: What was that with the drugs?
Lemmy: Sorry man, before we came here we were living in a junckies hide out. And we still forget you are not getting any drugs.
Lover: Oh, GRATE! And what am I suposed to do now? He is going to lcok me up? How can we get rid of him.
In that moment Joey falls from the stairs and brokes the coffe table. Everybody looks unbelieving.
Lemmy: Well that's a way.
In that moment Ken apears on the top of the stairs.
Ken: NO ONE WHATCH THE GRATE ONE AS HE TAKES A SHOWER.
***Comersial Brake***
We are back in the living room and Gail Kim and Lover are cuddling on the couch. Someone knocks on the door and they both goes to open it. It is Joey with a lot of dust on his siut and a bandeg on his head. He is holding his gun!
Joey: YOU! On your knees!
Lover: Excuse me who are you?
Joey: I am the guy that you throw from you stairways.
Lover: Sir I had never met you before!
Joey: What?
Gail: Yeah, we had never meyt you before mister and to kepp the good manners you should introduce yourself!
Joey put his gun back where he keeps it.
Joey: I am sorry madam! I am F.B.I inspector Joey Malone.
Lover: And how can we help you?
Joey: There was a brake out in the near prision. We are looking at every house.
Gail: OH, my God! Who escape?
Joey: A guy that is calling himself Pyro. We don't know his reall name. Never convicted before he killed, 99 people for three mounths. We catched him coz one of his sidekicks helped us.
Lover: How did he run away?
Joey: He killed 30 arm guards and jump over 70 meetrs wall. He is hightly dangerus. ou should be cearfull.
Lover: OK, we will! Thak you. Oh, just how does he look.
Joey pass him a picture of Pyro and they nod. He leaves and Lover and Gail close the door.
Lover: That was close!
Kim: Yeah. Do you want to go up and cuddle?
Lover: Yeah! Gosh, I am glad Ken, Austin and Lemmy went to thew club. Now we have some time for ourselves.
They slowly starts to walk up.
Kim: Aren't you afraid of this guy?
Lover: Who me? Nah! He is not brave enough to come here.
In that moment a lightening hit and on the window over he stair ways Pyro's head. Lover screams and falls back.
(To be countunied)