Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 29, 2006 6:55:25 GMT 10
The DUEW Video and theme song begin to play. After the song ends the camera take us to the Sydney Stadium where 'Red and Blue" pyro go off everywhere and the crowed going crazy as the camera pans them, they hold up all different kinds of signs, then the camera cuts straight to the commentators table and Tom C takes it from there.
Tom C - Hey All of you DUEW LOVERS! Welcome from Sydney Stadium! We have one hell of a crowd here! I am Tom C And here next to me is Joe!
Joe - Hay from me too! Tom we are about one hell of a night don't you think so?
Tom C - I agree! And we have one hell of a opening! The first match is a Water Border Match! Man I can't wait to see that!
City: Sydney
Arena: Sydney Stadium
Crowd: 110,000
[The camera cuts to the ring. Around it there is one metre deep moat of water. The Announcer is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hands.]
Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen! The next match is water broder match. The ruls are the same as the singl 4 way match, but the participators in this match can enter the moat of water, around the ring and takes a weapon from the bottom. The moat and the weapons in it are allowed to be used by the wrestlers in this match!
[The Announcer Leaves the ring and the crowd cheers]
Joseph "Joey" Malone vs. Matt Hare vs. Kane vs. Pyro Hunter
None Title Match
WATER BORDER MATCH
None Title Match
WATER BORDER MATCH
Announcer - Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Napoli, Italy, Joseph Malone!!!Joey!
(crowd boos ********)
["All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays around the arena and Joey Malone comes out, wearing green and red, half length ring tights. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, ready for action ]
Tom C - Joey seems ready to start!
Joe - He really is ready! Look at him!
Announcer - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Redcliffe, QLD, Matt Hare!!!
(crowd boos *******)
["Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers and The Hare emerges from the curtains, wearing short tights and a tight t-shirt, he walks down the ramp, very cocky and when he gets to the ring, he jumps over the rope and looks at Joey!]
Announcer - introducing third, weighing in at 328 pounds, from Hell, Kane!!!
(crowd boos ***)
[Lights go out, as "Burned" hits the arena, after the intro of the theme, a big expolsion pyro hits as Kane makes his way to the ring. He steps over the top rope and lifts his hands in the air, then drops them down causing each ring post to shoot up in flames. ]
Tom C - WOOOW!
Joe - Massive!
Announcer - And finally, weighing in at 245 pounds, from New York, Pyro Hunter!!!
(crowd boos ***)
[The crowd starts booing when "Step Up" by Drowning pool hits the P.A.! Pyro comes out wearing his peoples championship on his shoulder with a huge smile on his face. He gets on the ring and The Sin Creatures smile at him. Joseph "Joey" Malone tests out the ropes. Matt Hare walks around the ring. Kane checks his boots. Pyro Hunter walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Joseph "Joey" Malone sends Kane to the corner of the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. They lockup. Kane sends Joseph "Joey" Malone to the corner of the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Kane punches Joseph "Joey" Malone repeatedly. Kane gets sidewalk slammed by Joseph "Joey" Malone. Kane gets up. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Kane goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Joseph "Joey" Malone escapes. Joseph "Joey" Malone gets back to his feet. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Kane punches Joseph "Joey" Malone repeatedly. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Joseph "Joey" Malone is up again. Joseph "Joey" Malone dropkicks Kane to the knee. Joseph "Joey" Malone sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Tom C - And the match starts! Joey opens by executing a dropkick.
[Joseph "Joey" Malone drags Kane to the floor. ]
Joe - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Referee starts the count (.1) ]
Tom C - The DUEW is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Joseph "Joey" Malone sets Kane up DDTs him into the floor. Kane moves back to his feet. (..2) Joseph "Joey" Malone chokes Kane with a microphone cable. Kane powerbombs Joseph Malone. Joey moves back to his feet. They head back into the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph Malone. They lockup. Kane sends Joey Malone to the corner of the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joey. Joseph stands up. Malone trys for a back breaker but Kane avoids it. Joseph "Joey" Malone superkicks Kane. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph Malone. Kane punches Malone repeatedly. ]
Joe - weak move by Kane.
[Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph . Kane clotheslines Joseph "Joey" Malone. Joseph "Joey" Malone goes for a DDT but Kane dodges the attack. ]
Joe - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Tom C - Nope.
[Kane goes for a side slam but Joseph "Joey" Malone dodges the attack. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Kane clotheslines Joseph "Joey" Malone. Joseph "Joey" Malone dropkicks Kane to the knee. Now Joseph "Joey" Malone standing. Kane climbs to his feet. Joseph "Joey" Malone drags Kane to the floor. Referee starts the count (.1) (..2) Joseph "Joey" Malone puts Kane on the top rope and executes a superplex. Joseph "Joey" Malone gets back to his feet. (...3) Joseph "Joey" Malone punches Kane repeatedly. ]
Joe - Follows up with a weak move.
[(....4) Joseph "Joey" Malone uses a closed fist on Kane. Kane executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Joseph "Joey" Malone. They head back into the ring. ]
Joe - Joseph Malone is so stupid he'll get pinned at the ring.
[Kane chokes Matt Hare. Kane drags Matt Hare to the floor. Referee starts the count (.1) (..2) They lockup. Kane sends Matt Hare to the corner of ringside. (...3) Kane with an illegal chokehold on Matt Hare. ]
Tom C - Kane with a choke hold.
[Matt Hare trys for a snap suplex but Kane avoids it. They head back into the ring. Matt Hare trys for a power bomb but is not strong enough to lift Kane.Matt Hare sends Kane to ringside. Referee starts the count (.1) Matt Hare cuts Kane with a blade. Kane is bleeding as a result. Pyro Hunter is up again. (..2) Pyro Hunter punches Kane in the head. (...3) Pyro Hunter short clothslines Kane. Kane is up again. Kane trys for a atomic drop but Pyro Hunter avoids it. They fight into the aisle. (....4) Kane powerbombs Matt Hare. Matt Hare stands up. (.....5) ]
Joe - This is quality sports entertainment!
[(......6) Kane and Matt Hare move back to ringside. Kane and Matt Hare move back into the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Matt Hare. They lockup. Kane sends Matt Hare to the corner of the ring. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Matt Hare. Kane clotheslines Matt Hare. Kane with an illegal chokehold on Matt Hare. Kane punches Matt Hare repeatedly. ]
Tom C - Kane executes a weak move.
[Now Joseph "Joey" Malone standing. Joseph "Joey" Malone kicks Kane in the back of the leg. Now Kane standing. Kane picks Joseph "Joey" Malone up and side slams him to the mat. Kane gets up. Kane executes a piledriver on Joseph "Joey" Malone. Matt Hare sets Joseph "Joey" Malone up DDTs him into the mat. Matt Hare sets Joseph "Joey" Malone up DDTs him into the mat. Joseph "Joey" Malone stands up. Matt Hare executes a Hare Cutr. Matt Hare covers Joseph "Joey" Malone hooking the leg. Referee Referee makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Tom C - The winner of this match, Matt Hare!!!
Joe - Oh Yeah!
Tom C - Too Bad we didn't saw someone getting in the moat of water!
Joe - I know how you feel, I wanted to see some weapons too...
Tom C - Fuck the weapons! I wanted to see someone Drawning!
(The crowd cheers ***)
Nightmare vs. Deranged
None Title Match
NO DQ match
None Title Match
NO DQ match
Announcer - Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 126kg, from Sydney, Australia ...
(The Crowd Cheers ******)
Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen! Please welcom .... Deranged!
[Conflict by disturbed plays and the lights flash in time, the lites go bright and deranged runs out, down the ramp and into the ring.]
Tom C - I hope we finaly can see some blood around!
Announcer - And His opponent from Deathvalley! Weighing in at 328 pounds. Ladies and Gentlemen he is the dead-man-walking! He is the fear you feel... HE is ... NIGHTMARE!
(the crowd's cheers turn to mixed boos ***)
[ Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.]
Tom C - Wow! Man I like that tric! Don't you?
Joe - No! it's scaring me...
[The two man are in the center in the ring and the referee give a sign to hit the gong. Din-ding-ding! Nightmare and Deranged lock in the middle of the ring.]
Tom C - Here we go!
[Nightmare kicks Deranged in the stomach and then punch him in the face.]
Joe - Owww! That's gotta hurt!
[Nightmare throws Deranged in to the ropes and then welcomes him with a clotheslie. Nightmare leaves the ring to get some weapons.]
Joe - I don't like this!
Tom C - But I love it!
[The referee starts yelling something to Nightmare to come back to the ring or something but Nightmare doesn't listen to him.]
Tom C - Is he an idiot? It's NO DQ match stupid! All you can do is ask him what's he is going t do with this..
[Nightmare takes a chair. And get's bac to the ring]
Joe - CHAIR!
[Deranged is in the angle trying to come back to life. Nightmare tries to hit him with a chair but Deranged executs a dropkick bringing the chair right to Nightmare's head.]
Tom C - Nightmare meet chair!
[Nightmare drops the chair in fron of him but he is still standing.]
Tom C - Wait a minute! He is still standing!
[Deranged executs a DDT on the chair!]
Joe - HOLLY SHIT!!!!!
[Deranged poses for the crowd]
(The crowd cheers ******)
[While Deranged doen't look Nightmare stands up.]
Tom C - Ahhh ... Deranged yoiu may wanna look behind you mate!
[Deranged turns around to fell right in to Nightmare lock.]
Joe - We all know what that means!
[Nightmare executs a Cholke-slam... Nightmare covers Deranged hooking the leg. The Referee makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Announcer - The winner of this match, Nightmare !!!
(The crowd boos!)
Lemmy Campbell & Stone Cold Steve Austin (The BeerDrinkers) vs. Mr. Lover & Ken Paradise (Love' 'n' Brothe' Inc.)
World Heavyweight Title Match, Australian Title Match, Tag Team Titles Match
ALL OR NOTHING Tag Match.
World Heavyweight Title Match, Australian Title Match, Tag Team Titles Match
ALL OR NOTHING Tag Match.
Tom C - Oh Brother! We had two greart matches and we haven't seen the best from the night!
Joe - You said it! Still to come is "All Or Nothing Match" and I can't wait to see it!
Tom C - YOu said it!
Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen! The next match is All Or NOthing tag Team Match! Please welcome the contenders first!Accompanid by the lovely Gail Kim they are The Lover 'n' Brother corporation! With total weight 386 lbs Mr. Lover and Ken Paradise!!!
(The crowd cheers *****)
["Ridin'" by Chamillionaire hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style and the crowd stand on their feet cheering. The hall is lighten by many lights and Ken and Lover walks down the ramp. Lover is with his 9 lover's babes and his girldfriend. They step on the ring ready for some action.]
Announcer - And their opponents! With total weight 525 lbs. They are the tag team champions! Lemmy Campbell and The Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(The crowd cheers ********)
[ "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall and hte crowd goes crazy. Lemmy apears out of smoke under the ramp andthe crowd lets enormouse cheer. He makes his bike to roar and another cheer comes from the audience. He goes down the ramp and stop his bike next to the ring. He goes on the ring under the third rope and pose for the audience. Then throws five beers in the crowd and opens the last one of the stake he is holding. He lift it to the audience and get a cheer from it. Then drinks in to the bottom. Then The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold enters it. He goes on the ring, climbs on one of the turnbuckles and shows two middle fingers. Then he goes on the opposite turnbuckle doing the exact same thing and the crowd cheers. The referee explains the rulses to the wrestlers and gives a signal to hit the gong!]
Tom C - And the match begins!
[Ken and SCSA starts punching each other and Lover locks lock on Lemm's head.]
Tom C- These four guys are going to kill each other there!
Joe - You said it and they were good friends not long ago!
[Ken starts making more hits than Steve Austin and Lemm is thrown in to on of the corners of the ring. Ken hit a clothesline to Austin taking him and himself out of the ring. Lover gets on the second rope and hits the ten points. Next to the ring Steve austin sends Ken in to the stairs near them. Lover moves from the way and Lemm falls on the ring faced down. Lover turns him and gets on the top rope.]
Tom C - Oh yeah! Risky Move by Lover!
[seve Austin sees Lover on the top rope and hits the rope. Lover can't managed to stay still and falls on fllor. He is now lieing faced down on the area next to the ring.]
Tom C- May be the next time he'll do it FASTER!
[Ken executs kick to the back of the head on Austin giving time to Lover to stand up. Ken helps Mr. Lover to stand on his feet. After the both of the brothers are on their feet they execut doble superplex.]
Joe - Oh My God!!!
[Lemm is back on his feet on the ring and when he sees that Austin is attacked he jumps over the top rope and hits The Brothers]
(The crowd cheers ********)
[Lemm takes Ken and they both get back on the ring living Lover and SCSA on the floor.]
Tom C - Now let's see what L:emm is going to do.
[Lemm hits a DDT followed diving elbow. Lemm get's Ken for his hair and straights him up. He goes for clothesline but Ken dodges so Lemm hits the referee. Lemm turns around and gets a belly-to-belly suplex. Ken looks at the ref. then at lemm and smiles. He get's out of the ring and takes a chair.]
Tom C - Hey! Wait! What is he doing? He can't do that!
Joe - Tell that to him!
[Ken gets back to the ring with chair in his hands. He is about to make a hit to Lemmy when Gai stops him.]
Joe - Not the champ!
Tom C - Not the fiancee!!!!
[They starts arguing. Austin just finished beating Lover is back on the ring. He is behind Ken so he can't see him. SCSA sees the chair then the girl and understans what's going on. He takes the chair from Ken and throws it away. Ken turns around and seees Austin. Steve Austin shows middle fingers to Ken and hits a stuner. He shows middle fingers to Ken again then he starts showing them around to everyone making the crowd go crazy.]
(the crowd cheers ************)
[He sees Lover is about to srtand up when he jumps between the third and the second rope hitting something like a spear to him. Gail gets off the ring. Lemm stands up and goes for the pin. The ref is back to the live and starts a slow count 1........ 2.........]
Tom C - do it faster idiot!
[...... 3! Winners and new Australian Champion is SCSA! Ken and Lover can't belive it! Thge Beer Drinkers pose for the crowd.]
(The crowd cheers *************)
[Ken go to Kim and takes her for the hair starts yelling! the BD see him and get's off the ring from two sides. Ken doesn't see them. When he is about to hit her they are already in front of him. Lemm stops the slap and Steve austin shows a middle fingers to Ken. SSCSA hits a stuner and again we see the middle fingers. Gai hugs lemm and starts crying and Lemm tries to calm her by hugging her back. The ref gives the titles to the beer drinkers.]
Announcer - The winners of this match, and still Tag team and World Champions and new Australian Champions!!! Lemmy Campbell & Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Beer Drinkers!
(The crowd cheers ************************)
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********Quick Results*********
READ THE LONG RESULTS YOU FUCK!!!!!
The Beer Drinkers vs Mr Lover and Ken Paradise (ALL OR NOTHING tag match.) - Winner The Beer Drinkers
Deranged vs Nightmare (NO DQ match.) - Winner Nightmare
Joey Malone vs Matt Hare vs Kane vs Pyro (WATER BORDER match) - Winner Matt Hare
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OOC- I know, I know .. I had to post them yesterday ... Sorry but i wanted to have long results and all ... Hope you'll like them as much as I do ^^
