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Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 4, 2006 23:36:21 GMT 10
The crowd is in a frenzy, buzzing from Sunburns huge World Title tournament. A new face had hit Down Under Extreme Wrestling and caused a major stir not only with the fans but in the locker room. On debut this new boy not only beat Pyro, Joey Malone and Ken Paradise but earnt himself a shot at Lemmy Campbell- and the most prestigious prize in the company, the DUEW World Title.
With little to lose this young Irishman was gunning for the toughest man in the business, the DUEW Triple Champion. No one had ever held three titles before except Jonny Stripes, and Lemmy would probably be the Undisputed Champion if his best friend wasn't the Australian Title holder.
Jason wasn't scared, however, instead he was ready. He knew that he had never had a chance in his life as big as this before and he knew that it was up to him to take it. From his humble beginnings to now, Jason had never lost sight of who he was and what he could achieve. He knew it was no time to start now
"Hysteria" by Muse began to play through the arena. Already the fans were used to hearing this song and knew the appropriate reaction. None of them were quite sure how to take the brash young Irishman, only that he was starting to cause a sensation and it didn't look to be stopping anytime soon
Jason appeared on the top of the ramp, receiving a large reaction from the pumped up crowd. He had never felt more alive. Sure, he had wrestled in other companies but there was no comparison. It was like holding a collection of fingerpaintings up against the Mona Lisa. DUEW was the place for Jason to make his name and he was just about ready to make sure that everyone knew it.
Walking down the ramp he felt a tingle go up his spine. "This is it" he thought in his head, wide eyes taking in everything around him, "I entertained them in the ring. Now its time to put on my real show, give them a taste on the microphone". Jason, with bounding, eager steps, ran up the ring steps and into the ring, snatching a mike from the ring announcer and throwing his arm up, drawing another roar from the crowd.
Coughing to clear his throat he thought in his head one last time. "This is it. This is my first moment to talk to these fans. It could decide my fate forever, whether they love or hate me, respect or ignore me. This is it". Raising the microphone to his lips he began to talk
Jason: "So An Irish man walks into a pub in Scotland. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more."
The crowd are dead silent. "Right in the palm of my hand" thought Jason, as he smiled blankly, drawing the fans into his little game.
Jason: "And the bartender, he says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The crowd are still silent, bar a couple of people speaking their thoughts out in an incredulous tone. Jason continued smiling, all the while laughing on the inside
Jason: "So, the man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Ireland and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together."
Jason flicks the microphone and twirls it, giving a wink to the crowd who are starting to catch onto Jasons style. With a sharp turn on his left foot Jason continues his story
Jason: "The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." With a smile the man said to the bartender, "Its a terrible time for us. My brother, he is on fire. His name is Jason and he's about to become DUEW World Champion!"
The crowd, stunned at the awful joke, start laughing. At first almost in pity, but then when they realise Jason meant it to be so bad they begin to laugh legitimately. Jason, feigning ignorance, starts playing to the crowd
Jason: "Oh you liked that one, hey? Well get used to it, cos my name is Jason and i'm here to cause a sensation. On November 11th its a Day to Remember for all Australians but we can soon add another reason to it, because it is the day that the good looking, fast talking, bad joke cracking Jason Sensation becomes the DUEW World Champ. I wouldn't dare forget it, cos i'm already on fire and its only a matter of time before i burn the whole damn arena down"
Jason, with one last cheeky smile, drops the mike and flips over the top rope, landing on his feet on the floor below. He walks up the ramp backwards as "Hysteria" plays, cheekily playing more and more to the crowd
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 5, 2006 0:19:00 GMT 10
"Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall and hte crowd goes crazy. Lemmy apears out of smoke under the ramp andthe crowd lets enormouse cheer. He makes his bike to roar and another cheer comes from the audience. Lemy stops the beki and gets off it, then goes face to face with Jason.He takes offf his glasses and give a sign for amic. After he gets one he smiles.
Lemmy: DUEW WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!
[The crowd cheers like crazy as Lemmy is still face to face with Jason]
Lemmy: You like jokes, boy? Well I have one just for the occasion. A farmer, hard woking mate, who likes to go to the bar saturday night got himself a farm and called DUEW!
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy stops for a second.]
Lemmy: He was hard working fella just like everybody around!
[Another massive cheer fromthe guys in the crowd]
Lemmy: In that farm of his there was cows, bulls, dogs, cats, but the most interesting thing in this farm was the chikens and especially the roster. One day the owner decided to get a new one. he went to town bouth one and got back to the farm. he let the young roster in the back and he started to walk like everything there is his. Just like you.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Then he saw the old roster and diceded to make fun of him. He walked over him and said: " Look at you! Just look at you. I am younger faster and more handsome. Why are you still here? Any way you are going in to the soup" In that moment the old rostedr got enought of the showing off on the new guy and answerd him: "BoyI can run whole day and wholenight infront of you just give one meeter ahead."
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: The new guy decided that there is nothing that can be done to him and he will run infront of the new roster on the next turn so he accepted. Theold roster started to run and after he got a meeter infront thenew one too. The new guy was just abouth to catch on the old roster whn a gun shot was heard and the new guy fall down on the ground death. The old farmer went next to im kicked him and said: "This is the third rosterI buy this mounth and just like the others he turns out tobe gay."
[The crowd laught and Lemmy laughts too]
Lemmy: You think you re good boy? You don't know what I have in store for ya! Just wait and see what match we are going to fight in and you'll want to quit before we even started.
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Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 5, 2006 13:36:23 GMT 10
Lemmy stays in Jasons face, not wanting to back away or back down. Jason, with a blank expression, simply stares back at Lemmy. Both men straighten up, ready to go toe to toe, but Jason obviously comes off the smaller of the two. Looking Lemmy up and down, he sees that a brawl is not the way to go, so instead he offers him his hand to shake. Lemmy looks at it suspiciously but soon grabs it and pulls Jason even closer to him in the process. Jason raises a microphone up to his mouth and starts to talk, an obvious strain in his voice
Jason: "So I offer you my hand in respect knowing two things. The first, I knew that as soon as you grabbed it you'd pull me into you and second, I knew that you'd crunch down on my hand. Well you can break the damn thing, I don't care, so long as you learn a lesson from it and that lesson is that I don't ever back away and I don't ever back down from anything or anyone."
Lemmy smiles and releases his hand, with both men taking a few steps back in the process, giving space between them to talk. The crowd is waiting in anticipation for Lemmys response, however Lem allows Jason to keep on talking
Jason: "And I know why you did those things. Its to make me feel scared, to make me frightened of the fact that I am new here. You, your like my dad back in Ireland. You think you know whats best for me, you think you know everything but its my life, not yours. I might be in over my head, I'm here a week and i'm already playing for the top title with the top guy in the company. But I'd rather do that than come in here like half the guys and job for 6 months before I even get to be in your presence. I'm in over my head, your right. I got a whole locker room against me already, they're angry cos I come here and beat a bunch of them to earn a shot against you, while they sit back and open the card. Well its the sort of guy I am, I am a main eventer of life and there wasn't gonna be any other result when I decided to join this company"
Lemmy nods at the kid and smiles, giving him the signal to continue his ranting. With a paranoid glance behind him Jason continues, worried that Lemmy might pull something
Jason: "So you can try to drive me out, shake me up, whatever but I won't be scared and whats more I won't back down, thats a promise I make to you and the fans and the locker room. Choose whatever kind of match you want for me, I don't care. I'll be there rain, hail, shine or barbed wire"
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 5, 2006 18:28:21 GMT 10
Lemmy smiled and pointed at Jason with his right hand. Then he rise his left and the audience started to cheers.
Lemmy: Boy you you clearly don't knowwoh the things goes round here. That you beated the biggest part from the locker room and won their anger, you won my respect.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: And crunching down on your hand was for see how big man you are. You showed me that you arebig enought for what I have in store for you. But that don't change the fact that in the end the one and only winner will be Lemmy Campbell!
[The crowd cheers as Lemmy goes back on his bike]
Lemmy: Remember boy, I haveprovethree times how big man I am. When you understand what I mean you will understand why I will be the winner!
[Lemmy gives the bike a roar and the crowd cheers again]
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Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 5, 2006 20:35:24 GMT 10
Jason smiles as Lemmy sits on his bike, menacingly but lazily revving it every few seconds, clearly getting a kick from the massive noise it makes. Jason smiles and walks over to the bike, putting his hand on its front, drawing a funny look from Lemmy Campbell. The crowd goes quiet, waiting to see how the new kid responds Jason: "Its nice that I know now you think I am at least some kind of threat. Well its all good to talk the talk but there is a big difference between that and actually walking. Now before you get all up in my face, I know that you can walk just as good as you can talk, heck, if not better. Those three title belts prove it. Lemmy, the last few months you have been the face of DUEW, no doubt about it, but your getting old--in more than one way. I'm here to make a lasting impact Lem, here to show everyone I mean business" Lemmy: "Then why don't you stop all this talking and show me this "impact"?" Jason, taken aback by the abruptness of Lemmys challenge--as well as the truth behind it--looks away for a moment, trying to think of how to bounce back. The crowd too was on his back now, knowing Lemmy to not be afraid to push Jason to his limits Jason: "Yeah, ok. Your right, i am talking too much. I may be the new guy but no need to dance around on tip toes when I know what I want and need to say. Lemmy, your a coward" Lemmy stops smiling and revving the bike, angry at being insulted by an upstart wrestler when he was clearly the top dog. Lemmy: "Give me one reason to not knock you out right this minute boy" Jason: "Ok, maybe that came out wrong. What I mean to say is that, well, your like your nice little bike there. People say great things about you and about the bike. People say your both the best of the best. Well I say your bike just makes a whole heap of noise, and you, well your exactly the same. You make a lot of noise, but when you get down to it, your just like your bike: No substance" Lemmy stands up from his bike and looks at the kid in front of him. Jason, knowing he was way in over his head and not wanting to start trouble this early in his career, took steps away from Lemmy, who was getting more and more angry by the minute. Jason: "But Lemmy, you disagree, and by the look in your eyes I can see your pretty pissed off. Well listen man, heres the thing. If you actually do have guts, then you'll let me know what match your planning to have with me. Heck, if your game you might even let me have a say in our match. So c'mon Lemmy, are you as pretty but useless as that piece of scrap metal excuse for a bike, or will ya man up and tell me whats doing for our match..." Jason, still slightly afraid as to Lemmys reaction, poises himself for a response EDIT: Sorry man, didn't read your other rp before I read this. Feel free to refuse to tell me in the next rp, or don't reply at all and I'll edit my ending. Just let me know
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 5, 2006 21:52:33 GMT 10
Lemmy looks Jason with anger in his eyes.
Lemmy: You think you are pretty smart? Walking aorund saying that I am old news and just a tlaker, but I have prove myself over and over again like someone that can back up his words. But you just walked out right now and started to talk about being the today's news? Wellif you have atleast little d**k there were it is suposed to be, you will put your hands where are your words.
Lemmy gets closer and closer like a lion is aprochinghis victum.
Lemmy: So what is going to be boy? Should I put down the three titles and get ready to fight, or are you going to put your tail betwen the legs and run?
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Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 6, 2006 9:38:29 GMT 10
Jason, getting a fire from inside as his manliness is challenged, steps up to the Lemmys face, impinging heavily on Lemmys personal space. Lem stays unflinching and for the second time in a matter of minutes Lemmy and Jason were toe to toe, ready to go at it
Jason: "Lemmy Campbell, I know they say you can't teach an old dog knew tricks but you better get ready to learn this. You better believe that this is no trick, no no no, this is a fact. You see, Jason Sensation, he doesn't run away. You see, Jason Sensation, he doesn't back down. You see, Jason Sensation, he can talk for days and walk for miles. You see, Jas--"
Lemmy: "THEN START!"
Jason, shocked at Lemmys once again abrupt message, realises it was now time for a decision, instead of more words. Jason puffed out his chest and tried to stand a little taller, but still obviously gave up a lot of height on Lemmy and size
Lemmy: "So whats it going to be?"
Jason: "As I said, I don't back down. However, I'm not an idiot. I don't rush into a fight when I know you got most of the locker room to back you up. So heres the deal, i'm going to go talk to Mr. Howard for a little bit and when I get back I can decide if I want to go one on one with you, get it?"
Lemmy shakes his head in disgust at the kid in front of him, as Jason backs away peacefully to find Mr. Howard.
OOC- Feel free to reply, just don't include me in the reply. I will be back in the reply after the next one, otherwise I will have had my "talk" with Mr. H in another thread
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 6, 2006 16:51:43 GMT 10
Lemmy was wathching as Jason whent back in the lockerroom, then when Jason was out Lemmy get on the ring.
Lemmy: Well, well, well what we got here wasn't a wrestler, but a diva!
[The crowd laughts]
Lemmy: Just like little girl he ran away from a chalange. A reall man stands, boy. A reall man is ready to fight just for the fun of geting beat up. And it is kind of obvious you don't.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: I am a man o honor and I would never atack you with handicap. AND I GOT ALL THESE WITNESSE HERE TO SUPPORT ME!
[The crowd let another massive cheers]
Lemmy: But I am not sure you even got a girl to suport you and your little friend.
[The crowd laughts]
Lemmy: Just a moment ago boy you lost my respect. And that is something hard for you to get back. Now youwill talk with mr. H. What are you going to ask? To hold your hand in the match? Oh no wait I know a destructive order from the court for me till the match.
[The crowd laughts all the time]
Lemmy: So now I will get a beer and see what you want from the chief.
[Lemmy gives sign to the guys next to the ring and they gives him two beers]
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Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 6, 2006 20:05:35 GMT 10
With only a minute or two passed since Jason had left and only a minute since Lemmy had started drinking, "Hysteria" by Muse, Jasons theme song, began to play. Jason walks out, looking furious, a microphone in hand. He gets into the ring and looks at Lemmy, who simply stays seated, a look of disdain heavy set on his face. Lemmy slowly sips his beer as Jason begins to talk
Jason: "So I go out the back, yeh, and I'm on my way to Mr. Howards office and I knew that you'd be out here and I knew you'd be ripping on me, because, well lets face it, its the sort of thing a guy like you does. But then I thought "Doesn't matter, the old mans full of shit anyway". So I see you in the ring on a monitor back there and your saying I'm going to get a court order against you. Well man you couldn't be further from the truth"
Lemmy: "So why don't you go ahead and enlighten us as to what you wanted from our esteemed employer?"
Jason: "I wanted to ask him to get everyone involved in this match. I want to see everybody in and around that ring, because I know that they don't want me to win this title. I know they don't want me to come out on top anymore than you, the champ, does. So maybe now I can go back there and--"
Suddenly "No Chance" blasts through the speakers, prompting Lemmy Campbell to put his beer down and Jason to turn around. The two soon to be opponents stand side by side as Mr. Howard appears at the top of the ramp, soon walking down the ramp at a fast pace. As he enters the ring he demands a microphone and stands face to face with both
Mr. Howard: "So kiddo, first off, congratulations for winning that tournament on your debut last week. Its funny but you remind me of someone else who won a tournament for a shot at the World Title on his debut. I think we all know who I am talking about there. Lets see if you can live up to what he has done for our fine federation. Now about this match, Jason why don't you explain to me what it is you want?"
Jason: "Well sir, I think its quite clear that--"
Lemmy: "Oh great, thanks Mr. H, getting the kid to do even more talking. Thats nice"
Jason: "Right, I think your dead on, its time I walked"
Jason and Lemmy turn to each other and it looks like Jason is gonna hit Lemmy when all of a sudden he superkicks Mr. Howard, sending him stumbling backwards in complete and utter shock. Lemmy lets loose a huge smile and goes back to his beer as Jason stalks the stunned owner. Mr. Howard groggily moves to the middle of the ring and bends down slightly, giving Jason enough of an opportunity to hit his Irish Leg Lariat finisher, leaving Mr. Howard out cold. Jason gives Lemmy a nod, who smiles back at him as "Hysteria" plays through the arena to Jason leaving
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