Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 5, 2006 19:13:17 GMT 10
"Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall and hte crowd goes crazy. Lemmy apears out of smoke under the ramp andthe crowd lets enormouse cheer. He makes his bike to roar and another cheer comes from the audience. He goes down the ramp and stop his bike next to the ring. He goes on the ring under the third rope and pose for the audience. Then throws five beers in the crowd and opens the last one of the stake he is holding. He lift it to the audience and get a cheer from it. Then drinks in to the bottom.
Tom C: We are now wating to hear fromno other than Lemmy Campbell in what match he will be defending his title against Jason Sensation.
JJ: I don't know what he will come up with. Lets no forget that he is the deathmatch champion as well.
Lemmy: Well, well, well I seea lot well known faces in the aduience.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Faces that had been DUEW fans from the beggining.
[Another massive cheera from the crowd]
Lemmy: A face that all want to know in what kind of match I will be defending my title!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Nah... I am not sure about that. So let see - if you want Lemmy Campbell to tell youthe stipulation of his match vs. Jason Sensation give me....
The hall: HEEEL YEAH!
Lemmy: What? I can't hear you!
The Hall: HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH!
Lemmy: OK, butfor that I am going to need a little help. Get it in guys.
JJ: Oh, my got. Is it gona be Phonex fire.
Lemmy: Now I am feeling like singing so ia going to sing a song right from the top.
[Lemmy starts to play on his guitar and a smoke is speread around the hall. Under the ramp comes out the band and starts to play too.]
Lemmy: Watch your back because the next man is coming
Mike: And you don't know if the next man is dumbin
Lemmy: Survival of the fittest wath it is
Mike: I got yo back, you got my back and that's the biz
Lemmy:Blood is rushing through my veins
I got the power channel the energy
And with my strength I will devour
[Fountains of fireworks starts to come from over the ring and the crowd cheers]
Mike: Sickening thoughts are running through my head
Lemmy: That's when I realize I'm glad I'm not dead
Mike: Corruption and abuse, the salesman of our blood
For the public's craving, existence in the dark
Lemy: It's our nature to destroy ourselves
It's our nature to kill ourselves
It's our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to...
Lemmy, Mike and the audience: ... kill, kill, kill
[Another massive boom of fireworks starts over the ramp and another wave of cheers is released.]
Lemmy: It was a dream and then hit me, reality struck
Mike: And now my life is all shifty and it all moves fast
Lemmy:Clost to buck 50 and we all stand strong
Lemmy: In respect to the family in times of our insanity
And through the words of profanity
I describe our dysfunctional family
Lemmy & Mike: Blood Brothers keep it eally to the end
Deeper than the thoughts tha you think, not a trend
*************
The crowd cheers and Lemmy smiles under his hair that is now covering his eyes.
Lemmy: This skeleton I am standing on right now is just the beggining of the match.
[Lemmy goes down and gets back in the truck. Then comes out with spade he rise in the air and gets cheers. He goes inside the truck a couple more times and gets out: concrete, lumbers and bricks. Then under the aplouds of the audience oes back on the ring.]
Lemmy: This 11 November will be remembered because for first time in the history ofthe world there will be a SOLID BRICK MATCH!
[The crowd cheers as "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall]
Tom C: We are now wating to hear fromno other than Lemmy Campbell in what match he will be defending his title against Jason Sensation.
JJ: I don't know what he will come up with. Lets no forget that he is the deathmatch champion as well.
Lemmy: Well, well, well I seea lot well known faces in the aduience.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Faces that had been DUEW fans from the beggining.
[Another massive cheera from the crowd]
Lemmy: A face that all want to know in what kind of match I will be defending my title!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Nah... I am not sure about that. So let see - if you want Lemmy Campbell to tell youthe stipulation of his match vs. Jason Sensation give me....
The hall: HEEEL YEAH!
Lemmy: What? I can't hear you!
The Hall: HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH!
Lemmy: OK, butfor that I am going to need a little help. Get it in guys.
JJ: Oh, my got. Is it gona be Phonex fire.
Lemmy: Now I am feeling like singing so ia going to sing a song right from the top.
[Lemmy starts to play on his guitar and a smoke is speread around the hall. Under the ramp comes out the band and starts to play too.]
Lemmy: Watch your back because the next man is coming
Mike: And you don't know if the next man is dumbin
Lemmy: Survival of the fittest wath it is
Mike: I got yo back, you got my back and that's the biz
Lemmy:Blood is rushing through my veins
I got the power channel the energy
And with my strength I will devour
[Fountains of fireworks starts to come from over the ring and the crowd cheers]
Mike: Sickening thoughts are running through my head
Lemmy: That's when I realize I'm glad I'm not dead
Mike: Corruption and abuse, the salesman of our blood
For the public's craving, existence in the dark
Lemy: It's our nature to destroy ourselves
It's our nature to kill ourselves
It's our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to...
Lemmy, Mike and the audience: ... kill, kill, kill
[Another massive boom of fireworks starts over the ramp and another wave of cheers is released.]
Lemmy: It was a dream and then hit me, reality struck
Mike: And now my life is all shifty and it all moves fast
Lemmy:Clost to buck 50 and we all stand strong
Lemmy: In respect to the family in times of our insanity
And through the words of profanity
I describe our dysfunctional family
Lemmy & Mike: Blood Brothers keep it eally to the end
Deeper than the thoughts tha you think, not a trend
*************
The crowd cheers and Lemmy smiles under his hair that is now covering his eyes.
Lemmy: This skeleton I am standing on right now is just the beggining of the match.
[Lemmy goes down and gets back in the truck. Then comes out with spade he rise in the air and gets cheers. He goes inside the truck a couple more times and gets out: concrete, lumbers and bricks. Then under the aplouds of the audience oes back on the ring.]
Lemmy: This 11 November will be remembered because for first time in the history ofthe world there will be a SOLID BRICK MATCH!
[The crowd cheers as "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall]
