Post by Pyro on Nov 6, 2006 23:27:02 GMT 10
Pyro is standing in the middle of the ring with Maya and Anna by his sides. The both of the Sin Creatures are holding mics.
Maya: Listen, you fat, greasy, donut eating bastards!
The crowd boo.
Tom C: That's not how you adress an audience... No, sir?
Pyro looks at Tom C pissed.
Pyro: Shut your piehole, Tom C! Shut up and listen to what I have to say.
The crowd boo.
Pyro: Somewhere deep inside yourselves you all know that I'm the greatest wrestler to ever walk on Earth.
Tom C: It should be really deep...
Pyro looks at Tom C pissed again which makes the commentator stop talking and look at the masked monster worried.
Pyro: I don't want to repeat myself, Tom. That's why I'm not going to warn you again.
He points at the commentators table.
Pyro: This week I'm having a match with some wannabee fan of no other than the fucked up convict formerly known as the professional wrestler Disturbed.
The crowd starts chanting "Dizzy! Dizzy!".
Pyro: Chant all you want he ain't coming! We are talkig about the same guy who I beated to win that.
Pyro looks at the Peoples Championship on his shoulder as the crowd boo.
Pyro: I'm the man who built DUEW and took it from some small time independent promotion to what it is today - one of the most powerful wrestling promotions in the world!
The crowd boo the self proclaimed builder of DUEW.
Pyro: I turned a bunch of wannabees in world class superstars. Starting with the same Disturbed we mentioned earlier... Going through people like Lover... Like Joey Malone... And ending with no other than Jonny Stripes.
The crowd boo but Anna and Maya obviously support his statement.
Pyro: I made them what they are today... I made DUEW what it is today... I'm the alfa and the omega! I'm a living legend!
The crowd boo loudly.
Pyro: You of course would not acknowledge any of my numerous achievements. You consider Disturbed King of the Deathmatches without even thinking about the fact that it's me who takes the risk. That all the great matches with his participation have me in them!
The crowd boo.
Pyro: You think that Stripes brought this company to life but you don't even bother to remember everything I have done for DUEW! All the sacrifices! All the pain! And where is your favourite Stripes now, huh?
The crowd boo.
Pyro: You think that BOD was the greatest stable to set foot in DUEW but you don't even think about the real greatest stable here - 3 Deadly Sins!
The crowd keep booing.
Pyro: You consider Disturbed to be the longest reigning DUEW champion with 179 days in his 3rd Deathmatch title reign but you wouldn't bother to remember me and my Peoples title! On 28th October 2005 I won that title and none of the others had been able to take it so far. It means that I've bee a champion for over an year now!
The crowd stand quite for a minute.
Pyro: Why should you acknowledge any of that? After all you are all simple peasants with simple needs...
The crowd boo.
Pyro: But the facts are facts and you can not denny them! And there is one undisputed fact! No matter if you admit it or not... I'm am the only Living Legend that DUEW has and that's a fact!
The crowd boo but none of the 3 Deadly Sins seem to care.
Pyro: And this Living Legend will soon be known as the winner from the Maze match! Deranged, my boy... You better run and hide coz if you don't you'll be one of the many wrestlers who I made famous.
Pyro starts laughing and the Sin creatures join him as the crowd boo.
Maya: Listen, you fat, greasy, donut eating bastards!
The crowd boo.
Tom C: That's not how you adress an audience... No, sir?
Pyro looks at Tom C pissed.
Pyro: Shut your piehole, Tom C! Shut up and listen to what I have to say.
The crowd boo.
Pyro: Somewhere deep inside yourselves you all know that I'm the greatest wrestler to ever walk on Earth.
Tom C: It should be really deep...
Pyro looks at Tom C pissed again which makes the commentator stop talking and look at the masked monster worried.
Pyro: I don't want to repeat myself, Tom. That's why I'm not going to warn you again.
He points at the commentators table.
Pyro: This week I'm having a match with some wannabee fan of no other than the fucked up convict formerly known as the professional wrestler Disturbed.
The crowd starts chanting "Dizzy! Dizzy!".
Pyro: Chant all you want he ain't coming! We are talkig about the same guy who I beated to win that.
Pyro looks at the Peoples Championship on his shoulder as the crowd boo.
Pyro: I'm the man who built DUEW and took it from some small time independent promotion to what it is today - one of the most powerful wrestling promotions in the world!
The crowd boo the self proclaimed builder of DUEW.
Pyro: I turned a bunch of wannabees in world class superstars. Starting with the same Disturbed we mentioned earlier... Going through people like Lover... Like Joey Malone... And ending with no other than Jonny Stripes.
The crowd boo but Anna and Maya obviously support his statement.
Pyro: I made them what they are today... I made DUEW what it is today... I'm the alfa and the omega! I'm a living legend!
The crowd boo loudly.
Pyro: You of course would not acknowledge any of my numerous achievements. You consider Disturbed King of the Deathmatches without even thinking about the fact that it's me who takes the risk. That all the great matches with his participation have me in them!
The crowd boo.
Pyro: You think that Stripes brought this company to life but you don't even bother to remember everything I have done for DUEW! All the sacrifices! All the pain! And where is your favourite Stripes now, huh?
The crowd boo.
Pyro: You think that BOD was the greatest stable to set foot in DUEW but you don't even think about the real greatest stable here - 3 Deadly Sins!
The crowd keep booing.
Pyro: You consider Disturbed to be the longest reigning DUEW champion with 179 days in his 3rd Deathmatch title reign but you wouldn't bother to remember me and my Peoples title! On 28th October 2005 I won that title and none of the others had been able to take it so far. It means that I've bee a champion for over an year now!
The crowd stand quite for a minute.
Pyro: Why should you acknowledge any of that? After all you are all simple peasants with simple needs...
The crowd boo.
Pyro: But the facts are facts and you can not denny them! And there is one undisputed fact! No matter if you admit it or not... I'm am the only Living Legend that DUEW has and that's a fact!
The crowd boo but none of the 3 Deadly Sins seem to care.
Pyro: And this Living Legend will soon be known as the winner from the Maze match! Deranged, my boy... You better run and hide coz if you don't you'll be one of the many wrestlers who I made famous.
Pyro starts laughing and the Sin creatures join him as the crowd boo.
