Post by Stone Cold on Nov 6, 2006 23:56:49 GMT 10
The sound of a broken glass hits the speakers and Austin comes out under a standing ovation. He is holding his tag belt in his right hand and his Australian belt in his left hand. He climbs on the rin under the ropes and drops the belts as climbs on the turnbuckles. He poses on every single turnbuckle showing his usual middle fingers as the crowd keep cheering. He then takes a mic and smiles waiting for the cheers to stop.
Austin: Now... a lot of things happened lately but most important of them... we have a new Australian champion.
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Austin: So do you like your new Australian champion?
The crowd starts cheering.
Austin: I can't hear you.
New wave of cheers can be heard this time louder.
Austin: If you like your new Australian champion gimme a Hell Yeah!
The crowd starts chanting "Hell Yeah"!
Austin: Good to know... As you know at "A Day To Remember" we'll see a World title match between my old pal Lemmy Cambell...
The crowd cheers so loud that Austin has to stop talking and smile again waiting.
Austin: Ok, so Lem has a match against this new kid... Jason something... Whatever happens in that match I know one thing for sure... That Lem is going to walk out of that ring with dignity and his world title on his shoulder! Hell Yeah! He will!
The crowd starts cheering again.
Austin: Before that match takes place however we will have another match. It will involve my former friends Ken and Lover... And myself... As good as this sounds I have to say that there will be one more person involved.
The crowd starts cheering "Lemmy! Lemmy!".
Austin: Lemmy, yes... He is my tag partner and of course he is also one half of the Tag team champions.
Austin smiles as the crowd cheer.
Austin: He is my best friend so I have to say that no one will be better than our World Champ himself!
The crowd cheer again.
Austin: Lemmy would love to kick arses and "the more the merrier" is absolutely true when it comes to ass kicking... But!
The crowd boo.
Austin: But he already has a match that night and it would be very selfish to get him involved in my match as well especially considering the fact that he has a world title to defend.
Austin takes a deep breath.
Austin: There is someone however who would be more than glad to get involved in a fight with those pretty boys Ken and Lover.
The crowd cheer.
Austin: I'm not much of a speaker so I'll let him talk with all the risk it brings.
"Bad to the Bone" hits the speakers and Cameron McGuinnes comes out yelling with his Irish accent and shouting all the way to the ring. He then gets on the ring and takes Austing mic in a pretty rough manner.
McGuinnes: Ay! I'll be his tag team partner, lads!
The crowd cheer.
McGuinnes: We'll show those lads some good ol' school ass kicking, ain't that right Steve?
The crowd keeps cheering as Austin takes a new mic.
Austin: Hell Yeah we will!
New wave of cheers.
McGuinnes: And we'll make it Irish style!
Austin: Hell Ye... WHAT?
The crowd laughs as the two men look at each other.
Austin: Listen! First of all we are in the beautiful Australia! Second, I've never been to ireland in my life! So NO IRISH STYLE!
McGuinnes: Ah?
Austin: No, Irish style, you stupid SOB!
The crowd laughs as McGuinnes looks at Austin shaking his head.
McGuinnes: If not Irish style then what?
Austin: We'll give them some good ass kicking! Texas style! Hell yeah we will!
The crowd cheers but McGuinnes shakes his head.
McGuinnes: No Texas style, lad. irish style!
Austin: Texas style!
McGuinnes: IRISH STYLE!
Austin: TEXAS STYLE!
McGuinnes: IRISH STYLE!
Austin: TEXAS STYLE!
The two keep shouting at each other as the crowd cheer.
Austin: You know what... Okay... We'll have it your way.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Austin: We'll make it TEXAS-IRISH STYLE!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: IRISH-TEXAS STYLE! AY!
The crowd laughs as McGuinnes smiles and Austin looks at him pissed.
Austin: Now... a lot of things happened lately but most important of them... we have a new Australian champion.
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Austin: So do you like your new Australian champion?
The crowd starts cheering.
Austin: I can't hear you.
New wave of cheers can be heard this time louder.
Austin: If you like your new Australian champion gimme a Hell Yeah!
The crowd starts chanting "Hell Yeah"!
Austin: Good to know... As you know at "A Day To Remember" we'll see a World title match between my old pal Lemmy Cambell...
The crowd cheers so loud that Austin has to stop talking and smile again waiting.
Austin: Ok, so Lem has a match against this new kid... Jason something... Whatever happens in that match I know one thing for sure... That Lem is going to walk out of that ring with dignity and his world title on his shoulder! Hell Yeah! He will!
The crowd starts cheering again.
Austin: Before that match takes place however we will have another match. It will involve my former friends Ken and Lover... And myself... As good as this sounds I have to say that there will be one more person involved.
The crowd starts cheering "Lemmy! Lemmy!".
Austin: Lemmy, yes... He is my tag partner and of course he is also one half of the Tag team champions.
Austin smiles as the crowd cheer.
Austin: He is my best friend so I have to say that no one will be better than our World Champ himself!
The crowd cheer again.
Austin: Lemmy would love to kick arses and "the more the merrier" is absolutely true when it comes to ass kicking... But!
The crowd boo.
Austin: But he already has a match that night and it would be very selfish to get him involved in my match as well especially considering the fact that he has a world title to defend.
Austin takes a deep breath.
Austin: There is someone however who would be more than glad to get involved in a fight with those pretty boys Ken and Lover.
The crowd cheer.
Austin: I'm not much of a speaker so I'll let him talk with all the risk it brings.
"Bad to the Bone" hits the speakers and Cameron McGuinnes comes out yelling with his Irish accent and shouting all the way to the ring. He then gets on the ring and takes Austing mic in a pretty rough manner.
McGuinnes: Ay! I'll be his tag team partner, lads!
The crowd cheer.
McGuinnes: We'll show those lads some good ol' school ass kicking, ain't that right Steve?
The crowd keeps cheering as Austin takes a new mic.
Austin: Hell Yeah we will!
New wave of cheers.
McGuinnes: And we'll make it Irish style!
Austin: Hell Ye... WHAT?
The crowd laughs as the two men look at each other.
Austin: Listen! First of all we are in the beautiful Australia! Second, I've never been to ireland in my life! So NO IRISH STYLE!
McGuinnes: Ah?
Austin: No, Irish style, you stupid SOB!
The crowd laughs as McGuinnes looks at Austin shaking his head.
McGuinnes: If not Irish style then what?
Austin: We'll give them some good ass kicking! Texas style! Hell yeah we will!
The crowd cheers but McGuinnes shakes his head.
McGuinnes: No Texas style, lad. irish style!
Austin: Texas style!
McGuinnes: IRISH STYLE!
Austin: TEXAS STYLE!
McGuinnes: IRISH STYLE!
Austin: TEXAS STYLE!
The two keep shouting at each other as the crowd cheer.
Austin: You know what... Okay... We'll have it your way.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Austin: We'll make it TEXAS-IRISH STYLE!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: IRISH-TEXAS STYLE! AY!
The crowd laughs as McGuinnes smiles and Austin looks at him pissed.
