Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 10, 2006 11:58:35 GMT 10
The scene is in the DUEW cafeteria, a place where DUEW crew workers, wrestlers, officials and employees could eat together, 24 hours a day. The cafeteria was nicely furnished, obviously one of the benefits of working for the company. It had a large buffet table in the middle, but that was only used on a Tuesday. There was a variety of seating, from love booths to simple two person tables and long tables that could fit over ten people.
Sitting on one of the tables for two is Jason Sensation, a tray of food in front of him and a drink. He rips open a single serving ketchup with his teeth and proceeds to squirt it onto his food. He looks up once this is done and sees Jonny Stripes coming towards him, holding a tray in one hand and a drink in the other, almost casually, as if he were to drop it at any second
Jason: "Hey man"
Jonny: "Whats happening kiddo, got a big day planned?"
Jason: "You better believe it man, I'm ready to hit the gym, hit the beach, hit the shops, speak to the press, everything. I'm getting myself in the zone for this Pay per view. I'm just about ready to rip Lemmy Campbells head off and on top of it all I got you to back me up in my corner"
Jonny: "Haha, you got this whole situation under control then? Thats great, so eat your food up and I'll tell you what your really going to do today"
Jason gets a confused look on his face, thinking the Jonny was joking but when Jonny doesn't smile or laugh, Jason realises that something was on Jonnys mind. With a quizzical glance Jonny puts his knife and fork down and explains the situation to Jason
Jonny: "We're going to see Mr. Howard today Jason. Yesterday, between us, we knocked Mr. Howard out twice. Thats not a good thing to get on the bad side of the boss, twice, in a single day. The things that that man does to prove a point is sometimes insane, so we need to see him today"
Jason: "So wait, if he is angry at us, why do we go see him and run the risk of him attacking us?"
Jonny: "Because the aim is to make him more angry, to make him lay all his cards out on the table. We need to know what he plans to do if he is this angry, so we get him to tell us, so we know how to deal with it. The worst thing in the world is having a swerve ball thrown at you before a big match or heck, knowing Mr. H, during a big match"
Jason nods and the two go back to eating their food, Jonny eating in silence for he felt it was golden, Jason because he was shit scared of confronting Mr. Howard.
**Half an hour later**
Jason and Jonny are both walking through the corridors, Jonny slightly in front. They reach Mr. Howards office and are about to open it when Mr. Howard comes out, a suitcase in hand. Mr. H ignores them for a moment and locks his door, before turning to them
Mr. Howard: "Gentlemen...I have to rush sorry, i am going away for the weekend"
Jonny: "The boss is gonna miss the pay per view, what a shame? Cos I hear its gonna be a day to remember"
Jonny starts laughing hilariously at his poor joke, while Jason looks on confused at why Jonny found it so funny. Mr. Howard simply stands there and looks at Jason.
Mr. Howard: "I'd love to stay and trade bad puns, but I really must be off to catch my plan, so if you would excuse me"
Jonny: "Oh what?...hey hey no, your not going anywhere until we get some answers from you"
Mr. Howard: "I'll only say this Jonny, because I have some respect for you. That kid you got there, he better be ready and so should you, because at A Day to Remember, Lemmy Campbell is going to have someone in his corner too, someone who is there at my bidding. Lets just say this person is known to be fond of a bit of destruction..."
Mr. Howard walks off, leaving Jason more confused and Jonny with a stony, serious look on his face, with two people running through his mind
Sitting on one of the tables for two is Jason Sensation, a tray of food in front of him and a drink. He rips open a single serving ketchup with his teeth and proceeds to squirt it onto his food. He looks up once this is done and sees Jonny Stripes coming towards him, holding a tray in one hand and a drink in the other, almost casually, as if he were to drop it at any second
Jason: "Hey man"
Jonny: "Whats happening kiddo, got a big day planned?"
Jason: "You better believe it man, I'm ready to hit the gym, hit the beach, hit the shops, speak to the press, everything. I'm getting myself in the zone for this Pay per view. I'm just about ready to rip Lemmy Campbells head off and on top of it all I got you to back me up in my corner"
Jonny: "Haha, you got this whole situation under control then? Thats great, so eat your food up and I'll tell you what your really going to do today"
Jason gets a confused look on his face, thinking the Jonny was joking but when Jonny doesn't smile or laugh, Jason realises that something was on Jonnys mind. With a quizzical glance Jonny puts his knife and fork down and explains the situation to Jason
Jonny: "We're going to see Mr. Howard today Jason. Yesterday, between us, we knocked Mr. Howard out twice. Thats not a good thing to get on the bad side of the boss, twice, in a single day. The things that that man does to prove a point is sometimes insane, so we need to see him today"
Jason: "So wait, if he is angry at us, why do we go see him and run the risk of him attacking us?"
Jonny: "Because the aim is to make him more angry, to make him lay all his cards out on the table. We need to know what he plans to do if he is this angry, so we get him to tell us, so we know how to deal with it. The worst thing in the world is having a swerve ball thrown at you before a big match or heck, knowing Mr. H, during a big match"
Jason nods and the two go back to eating their food, Jonny eating in silence for he felt it was golden, Jason because he was shit scared of confronting Mr. Howard.
**Half an hour later**
Jason and Jonny are both walking through the corridors, Jonny slightly in front. They reach Mr. Howards office and are about to open it when Mr. Howard comes out, a suitcase in hand. Mr. H ignores them for a moment and locks his door, before turning to them
Mr. Howard: "Gentlemen...I have to rush sorry, i am going away for the weekend"
Jonny: "The boss is gonna miss the pay per view, what a shame? Cos I hear its gonna be a day to remember"
Jonny starts laughing hilariously at his poor joke, while Jason looks on confused at why Jonny found it so funny. Mr. Howard simply stands there and looks at Jason.
Mr. Howard: "I'd love to stay and trade bad puns, but I really must be off to catch my plan, so if you would excuse me"
Jonny: "Oh what?...hey hey no, your not going anywhere until we get some answers from you"
Mr. Howard: "I'll only say this Jonny, because I have some respect for you. That kid you got there, he better be ready and so should you, because at A Day to Remember, Lemmy Campbell is going to have someone in his corner too, someone who is there at my bidding. Lets just say this person is known to be fond of a bit of destruction..."
Mr. Howard walks off, leaving Jason more confused and Jonny with a stony, serious look on his face, with two people running through his mind