Post by Jonny Stripes on Nov 24, 2005 20:22:16 GMT 10
The night started off with the usual DUEW opening video, along with the theme song, "Life in the fast lane" by the Eagles
Then the first match began with Jonny facing The Beer Drinkers and Shadow
At the start of the match the three men mugged Jonny on his way to the ring. They then rolled him into the ring and followed in to beat him up. Unfortunately for them Jonny had gotten up and clotheslined them all as they got in. He then dumped Lemmy and SCSA out of the ring.
Following this Jonny destroyed Shadow with first two sit down powerbombs and then the Neck Amendment. Jonny kept letting Shadow reach the ropes, letting go of the hold and dragging Shadow back, applying it again.
With Shadow holed up in the corner all it took to win the match was for Jonny to keep The Beer Drinkers out of action. Jonny did this by doing a Jack Hammer to SCSA and then a low blow when the ref wasnt looking to Lemmy
Jonny then got in the ring and covered the crippled Shadow, getting the win
NOTE: Shadow was so badly injured that he will never compete in DUEW again
After the match Mr. H came down to talk to the Beer Drinkers. He told them he was sick of their disrespect for the legacy of DUEW. He told them that Jonny had just beaten them silly and it was a three on one match. He told them that they better get ready because two legends were making an in ring return this week and that they would be facing them
Then the first of the tournament matches for the night started. Mr. H had the four members of Group C in the ring and he told them that this week he wanted Nicho and Pyro to be opponents. So he told Pyro and Jayle to guess the number in his head. The one who guessed it teamed with Bret, the one who didnt teamed with Nicho
Pyro said he didnt have time for any stupid games and left the ring, leaving Jayle to be teamed with Bret by default
Mr. H then ordered Pyro back to the ring for the match. He told him that before the match began he wanted to say something. He told Pyro that the number guessing game was his favourite game in the world and that he had insulted him. Mr. H then proceeded to deliver a karate kick to the head, knocking Pyro out
The ref rang the bell but the match didnt last long. Nicho ran up behind Jayle and put him in a school boy roll up, winning the match with a three count.
Nicho quickly left the ring, laughing at his amazing victory. Bret was furious in the ring and started beating on Jayle. He put him in the sharpshooter and held it in. Then the crowd went wild. They couldnt believe it. Ballistic had just RKOed Bret right out of the sharpshooter. And the next thing he was soaring from the turnbuckle and hit the sharpshooter. Ballistic had knocked the wind out of Bret Hart
He then got on the mike. He said that he shared the older superstars opinion and couldnt stand the new guys attitudes either. He announced he was one of the suprise entries into team Holocaust and that on the next Sunburn he was going to get Bret
Ballistic left the ring with the crowd still on a buzz. This was heightened when Joey and Dizzy faced off in another classic match
It was very technical to begin with, meaning Joey could outwit Dizzy. However it ended up at the outside which meant Dizzy could outmuscle Joey
The match ended with Dizzy going for a superplex to finish Joey. But at the last moment Joey broke out and hit the "Napoli Cutter" on Dizzy from the top turnbuckle. He got the cover on Disturbed and won the match
Then the second Group B match started. Lance faced Lover. After five minutes Luda came to ringside to watch the match. It was a match that was bogged down with a lot of punches and brawling moves. It finished with Lover hitting the "Sexy Factor" onto the outside and then getting back into the ring, winning by countout
The main event was between Jimmy and Luda, the winners of the Rumble from the week before. It was a match with a lot of reversals on high flying. Towards the end the ref got knocked down and Jimmy took advantage he brought his didgeridoo into the ring and was ready to clock Luda with it.
However Luda's tag team partner Lover came down to make the save. He had a chair in his hand. Jimmy turned to see him just at the last second. However he didnt duck. Luda was up and had kicked him in the gut and was about to DDT him when Lover, who had aimed for Jimmy (to stop him hitting Luda) smacked Luda on the head.
Jimmy thought this was a deliberate attack and chased Lover out of the ring and into the back, causing a 10 count to be reached.
The finishing scenes were of Luda lying out cold on the floor, having won his match
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Then the first match began with Jonny facing The Beer Drinkers and Shadow
At the start of the match the three men mugged Jonny on his way to the ring. They then rolled him into the ring and followed in to beat him up. Unfortunately for them Jonny had gotten up and clotheslined them all as they got in. He then dumped Lemmy and SCSA out of the ring.
Following this Jonny destroyed Shadow with first two sit down powerbombs and then the Neck Amendment. Jonny kept letting Shadow reach the ropes, letting go of the hold and dragging Shadow back, applying it again.
With Shadow holed up in the corner all it took to win the match was for Jonny to keep The Beer Drinkers out of action. Jonny did this by doing a Jack Hammer to SCSA and then a low blow when the ref wasnt looking to Lemmy
Jonny then got in the ring and covered the crippled Shadow, getting the win
NOTE: Shadow was so badly injured that he will never compete in DUEW again
After the match Mr. H came down to talk to the Beer Drinkers. He told them he was sick of their disrespect for the legacy of DUEW. He told them that Jonny had just beaten them silly and it was a three on one match. He told them that they better get ready because two legends were making an in ring return this week and that they would be facing them
Then the first of the tournament matches for the night started. Mr. H had the four members of Group C in the ring and he told them that this week he wanted Nicho and Pyro to be opponents. So he told Pyro and Jayle to guess the number in his head. The one who guessed it teamed with Bret, the one who didnt teamed with Nicho
Pyro said he didnt have time for any stupid games and left the ring, leaving Jayle to be teamed with Bret by default
Mr. H then ordered Pyro back to the ring for the match. He told him that before the match began he wanted to say something. He told Pyro that the number guessing game was his favourite game in the world and that he had insulted him. Mr. H then proceeded to deliver a karate kick to the head, knocking Pyro out
The ref rang the bell but the match didnt last long. Nicho ran up behind Jayle and put him in a school boy roll up, winning the match with a three count.
Nicho quickly left the ring, laughing at his amazing victory. Bret was furious in the ring and started beating on Jayle. He put him in the sharpshooter and held it in. Then the crowd went wild. They couldnt believe it. Ballistic had just RKOed Bret right out of the sharpshooter. And the next thing he was soaring from the turnbuckle and hit the sharpshooter. Ballistic had knocked the wind out of Bret Hart
He then got on the mike. He said that he shared the older superstars opinion and couldnt stand the new guys attitudes either. He announced he was one of the suprise entries into team Holocaust and that on the next Sunburn he was going to get Bret
Ballistic left the ring with the crowd still on a buzz. This was heightened when Joey and Dizzy faced off in another classic match
It was very technical to begin with, meaning Joey could outwit Dizzy. However it ended up at the outside which meant Dizzy could outmuscle Joey
The match ended with Dizzy going for a superplex to finish Joey. But at the last moment Joey broke out and hit the "Napoli Cutter" on Dizzy from the top turnbuckle. He got the cover on Disturbed and won the match
Then the second Group B match started. Lance faced Lover. After five minutes Luda came to ringside to watch the match. It was a match that was bogged down with a lot of punches and brawling moves. It finished with Lover hitting the "Sexy Factor" onto the outside and then getting back into the ring, winning by countout
The main event was between Jimmy and Luda, the winners of the Rumble from the week before. It was a match with a lot of reversals on high flying. Towards the end the ref got knocked down and Jimmy took advantage he brought his didgeridoo into the ring and was ready to clock Luda with it.
However Luda's tag team partner Lover came down to make the save. He had a chair in his hand. Jimmy turned to see him just at the last second. However he didnt duck. Luda was up and had kicked him in the gut and was about to DDT him when Lover, who had aimed for Jimmy (to stop him hitting Luda) smacked Luda on the head.
Jimmy thought this was a deliberate attack and chased Lover out of the ring and into the back, causing a 10 count to be reached.
The finishing scenes were of Luda lying out cold on the floor, having won his match
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