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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 13, 2005 18:19:21 GMT 10
**The begining of "Revolution" blasts over the speakers and The Hare walks out of the curtains smiling as he heads out to the ring**
The Hare: First of all I would like to welcome you all to whittness the greatest spectical on Earth, The Hare!!!
**Crowd has "yeah right" look on their face**
The Hare: OK, OK, I see the look on all of your faces, you're all thinking "Who is this little runt, he couldn't do anything", well guess what...I am opening a challenge for anyone to face me right here, right now!!!!
**The Hare takes off his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd, drops the mic and waits for his first opponent in the DUEW**
Tom C: Well, who do you think it will be to challenge him, Jonothan?
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 14, 2005 14:18:57 GMT 10
*All of a sudden the lights cut out and Korn: Thoughtless hits the PA system. The the lights return but as Black Lights and through the entrance Knightmare appears. He makes his way down the ring and jumps over the top rope. The music stops and the lights return to normal. Knightmare grabs a mic.*
KNIGHTMARE: So, your The Hare huh. Well let me first welcome you to DUEW. Your looking for a challenger aye? Well, so am I. Only problem is that this weeks Sunburn is fully booked. So unless I get a better offer next week kid, how bout you go one on one with The Knightmare? What do you say?
*Knightmare waits for his reply*
Jonathon Jefferies: What a challenge made here. Will The Hare accept this oppertunity?
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 14, 2005 20:11:39 GMT 10
The Hare: You know what....you're on, but, I think we should wait until DUEW's first ever PPV to debut......in a ladder match!!! Tom C: Oh yes!!!! A ladder match, this is going to be our best PPV yet!!!  **The Hare shoves the mic into Knightmare's chest and heads back to the locker room smiling**
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 14, 2005 22:53:11 GMT 10
*Knightmare looks down at his feet then smirks and looks up towards the entrance way.*
KNIGHTMARE: I got an even better idea. How bout I talk to Mr Howard and we make things REAL interesting. What I'm thinking off will BLOW your mind Hare. You just wait and find out....Oh and don't worry, the ladder match will go ahead....in some shape or form.
*Knightmare drops the mic and jumps over the top rope to the floor then heads back stage.*
TOM C: What does he mean by that John? I'm lost!!
JONATHON JEFFRIES: I dunno Tom but what ever it is I'm sure that this chance meeting between Hare and Knightmare is only the begining...
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 15, 2005 17:23:02 GMT 10
**Camera shows Knightmare heading towards Mr. Howard's office when 'The Hare' bumps into him**
The Hare: You know what Knightmare, how about we both go and see Mr. Howard...? Or are you going to try suck up to the boss and get the advantage??...What do you say?
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 16, 2005 0:11:19 GMT 10
*Knightmare opens the door to Mr Howard's office*
KNIGHTMARE:By all means, after you Hare. What do I care if you hear what I have in store for you. Your bound to find out sooner or later...
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 16, 2005 15:26:57 GMT 10
**The Hare walks in, followed by Knightmare**
The Hare: Well, Knightmare...go ahead and tell him what you "have instore for me"
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 16, 2005 15:57:34 GMT 10
KNIGHTMARE:Alright. Well you see, what I had in mind was...
*At that second the lights cut out and the room is left in total darkness. When Hare stumbles for the light switch and turns them back on Knightmare is gone. But, left written on the wall was a message:*
[glow=red,2,300]"You'll find out soon enough. Until then, I'd watch my every move...."[/glow]
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 16, 2005 17:11:44 GMT 10
**The Hare stares at the door and then walks over to Mr. Howard's bar fridge and gets a little orange juice out of it. He then walks back to his locker-room where he meets Jon Rio**
Rio: How'd it go?
The Hare: Not good, that freak Knightmare wrote on a message on the wall saying that I should watch my every move, and even worse than that...when I was trying to find the light switch, I tripped on like a chair or something and it ripped my new slacks!
**The Knightmare walks up to The Hare and Jon Rio**
The Hare: What the hell do you want?
The Knightmare: Can't I just walk around without you bugging me?
The Hare: Bugging you? Oi Jon, he said I bug him...
**The Hare takes a sip of his drink, and then sprays it in The Knightmare's face. The Hare and Rio walk away laughing**
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 16, 2005 19:44:19 GMT 10
**'Revolution' blaasts over the speakers as "Shut Up And Listen" head toward the ramp. Julio heads around to the timekeeping area to get a microphone as Jon Rio and The Hare enter the ring. Julio hands The Hare the mic and he begins to talk**
The Hare: Mr Howard, I have had enough of this!! I can't wait until the first PPV, I want to face Knightmare right here, right now...
**Mr Howard heads down the ramp with a microphone in his hand**
Mr Howard: OK, OK, I'll give you your match with Knightmare, not tonight but at next weeks Sunburn. And I will make it .... a TLC match. Oh and one more thing. It's not gonna be 1 on 1. Its gonna be 2 on 2...
**S.U.A.L all have a shocked look on their faces. Mr Howard drops the mic and heads back to his office with a grin on his face**
Tom C: A Tag TLC...how exciting!
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 16, 2005 23:22:07 GMT 10
*Mr Howard leaves the ring and S.U.A.L. are left in the ring contemplating what just happened. Suddenly, the lights cut out and Korn:Thoughtless hits. Light turn back on and driving to the ring in a chili sauce truck is Knightmare. He slams into the ring which causes S.U.A.L. to fall on the arses. Knightmare gets out of the truck to the fans delight. He reaches into the truck and pulls out a mic and disconnects the hose from the tanker.*
KNIGHTMARE: Hello boys! Like my truck? (Crowd laughs) Oh I guess your wondering who my partner is for our match, aren't you? Oh no need to worry lads, he's nothing to be afraid of...that is unless you an army tank!
*At the moment Knightmare drops the mic and whistles. From the back hatch of the tanker NICHO Z emerges. The crowd goes nuts!!*
KNIGHTMARE: Let er rip Nicho!!
*Nicho grabs the control valve attached to the hose and turns it on full blast covering the ring and especially the S.U.A.L.!!! The crowd errupts in laughter and cheering. The stream finally stops and Knightmare drops the hose and pics up the mic.*
KNIGHTMARE: Ewww, lookin a little "red" in the face there boys!
*Throws the mic to Nicho*
NICHO Z: Are you sure you guys don't need us to fetch you a couple of blankets? Your lookin a lil "chilli" there! (crowd laughs) Oh and by the way fellas. Me and Knightmare are gunning for those tag titles so you better bring your A+ game boys!!
*Linkin Park: In The End plays over the PA system as Knightmare a Nicho make they're triumphant return bakstage. Hare tries to stand up in the ring but ends up slipping over again, landing on Julio. All three members or Shut Up And Listen are fuming!*
TOM C: Oh my god! Did you just see what an impact those two men made?
Jonathon Jefferies: I saw them waste a whole damn lot of chilli that's for sure!
TOM C: Well be that may, Hare, Jonh Rio and Julio look like a couple of tomatoes in the ring. Not to mention that stuffs got to be burning by now!
Jonathon Jefferies: The chilli Tom, the chilli! That could have been used for ribs, or chicken or stake or anything! But now it's pooling in the squared circle with a three dumplings stewing in it!
TOM C: All I know for sure is that TLC match just got a HELL of alot more interesting!
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Post by nicho on Jan 17, 2005 1:18:49 GMT 10
*nicho and Knightmare backstage*
nicho "Z": haha man that was awsome... did you see the looks on there faces haha! they were speechless! anyway bro just telling you that im looking foward to taging with you at sunburn! BUT there is a little problem,
Knightmare: what man??? what is it, comon you can tell me?
Nicho "Z": im 7"0 and 350lbs!
Knightmare: yeh and bro?
Nicho "Z": i cant ensactly pull off high flying moves and stuff like that and when it comes to climb up and get those title, ill let you do that and ill watch your back!
Knightmare: no problem man!
Nicho "Z": just letting you know that this isnt my kind of match but i will bust my balls to capture those titles!
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 18, 2005 18:02:25 GMT 10
**The Hare walks up to Knightmare and Nicho laughing**
The Hare: Well if it isnt the Freaky Goth (points to Knightmare) and the Bohemath (points to Nicho) ! You should really think of a name for your team...how about....Boheme-goth? (smiles) I bet if you even tried to climb up the ladder, all the steps would break and you would fall straight on your fat ass!
Nicho "Z": Yeah, just like you and your stupid stable did when we sprayed you with all that chilli! (Laughs to Knightmare)
The Hare: Shut up you Bohemath! You just wait untill Saturday Night! I promise I will give you the biggest Shooting Star Press you've ever seen!
Knightmare: Hahaha, yeah right you little brat!
**Knightmare and Nicho walk away leaving The Hare with a very angry look on his face**
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