Post by Jonny Stripes on Jan 18, 2005 20:54:02 GMT 10
as a group of firewomen prance about in the middle of the ring with wet white t-shirts, having a great time all of a sudden bruce springsteens "born in the usa" blared out and the arena falls dark before the entrance areas lights start flashing red, white and blue. A man, over 6 foot and about 270 pounds runs out wearing a shirt bearing the american flag on the back and the words "All American Hot Dogs" on the front. After dancing around for about 20 seconds he produces a microphone. He dramatically takes off his dark shades and says "i am american, and proud" As the music is fading he walks to the ring and the girls flock to him.
"My name is Jonny Stripes and i will ROCK YoUR WORLD!"
He kisses the girl closes to his hand and walks away up thew ramp to the entrance. Born in the USA begins playing
"My name is Jonny Stripes and i will ROCK YoUR WORLD!"
He kisses the girl closes to his hand and walks away up thew ramp to the entrance. Born in the USA begins playing