The Snake's Pit

[Snake]

*We've just returned from commercial to find Tom C. and Jonathon Jefferies talking.*

TOM C: Welcome back folks and we are glad once again that you've tuned into DUEW. The place to be!

J. JEFFERIES: Damn straight Tom. Oh wait, hang on a minute. I just recieve a message notifying me that we have a new talent about to grace us with his presence.

*As Jefferies finish his last works the arena lights up with a bright golden glow. Name of The Game by Crystal Method hits the PA system and out walks Snake. He stops at the entrance for a second the bolts down to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and straight up on his feet. He jumps on the scond rope and raises his arms high. Snake the proceeds to get of a reach for a mic. Music dies down*

SNAKE: *tap, tap* This thing on? Ok. Good evening folks, how are we all doing tonite? (crowd cheers slightly) I'd do one of those corny, "I said how we all doing tonite?" comebacks but it would just embarrass you and me! (crowd laughs) Without further adue, let me introduce myself, I'm Snake! The one and only! Now I know you kids don't know me but you'll soon come to know and love the Snake. He not only get's the job done but with a pinch of salt on the side aswell! I plan to take the DUEW's Cruiserwieght division by storm! I mean look at who they've got at the moment.

The Hare? A little loudmouth punk who hangs around with a bunch of jerks (crowd cheers)

Cyrus? We'll he's barely a blip on the radar!

You guys get the point right? I'm just here to represent! I feel the you fans deserve a Crusierweight who does it for the peeps! So let me humbly admit that I am in your services! (crowd cheers lots) And if anyone out the back has any objections to what I have to say then they'll find out that my bark, is nothing compared to my...BITE!!

*Snake drops the mic and his music hits. He slides under the ropes and makes his way backstage, hi-fiving and slapping peoples hands along the way.*

J. JEFFERIES: Well what do you think of Snake Tom?

TOM C: I personally think he's a healthy young go-getter with a fantastic attitude towards the fans!

J. JEFFERIES: Fantastic attitude? I think it stinks. Snake needs to learn a valuable lesson and that's "Do it for yourself", not these fans!

TOM C: Oh come on John, how selfish can you get?

J. JEFFERIES: Selfish? That's not being selfish. That's called being "realistic". You think these fans will help him get somewhere in this industry? I don't think so.

TOM C: Never the less I'm expecting good things from Snake.

[Knightmare]

*Knightmare is found lying in his hospital bed watching DUEW on the T.V. Snake has just finished making his appearance, now they've cut to commercial.*

KNIGHTMARE: Hmmmm, I like that kids style. Certainly has a good attitude. Hehe, I've got an idea (Knightmare smirks).

*He picks up his mobile from his side table. He dials Nicho Z's number.*

NICHO Z: Nicho speaking.

KNIGHTMARE: Hey Nicho, it's Knightmare. Listen, I need you to do me a favour. Can you track down this Snake guy and try and get his number for me. I want to speak to him.

NICHO Z: Sure dude, not a problem. But what do you want to talk to him for?

KNIGHTMARE: You'll see Nicho. I'll tell you later if things go to plan. Anyway mate, just message me he number once you've got it dude. Catch ya later.

NICHO Z: No worries bro. Talk soon.

*The hang up from the conversation. Nicho goes off to see if he can find Snake. No doubt is being chased around the arena by Animal, so it shouldn't be too difficult. Knightmare puts his arms behind his head and lies back. Smirking.*

[cyrus]

*during the new arrivals speech, out of nowhere, Cyrus appears on the titan - tron*
Snake,

I am Cyrus, also known as the Vyrus, you want that title? you go through me, snakes bite, lets see what happens if you try that with me...

[nicho]

*as snake runs around the corner by getting chased by animal nicho picks him up on his shoulder and chuks him in a near by locker room, and animal runs straight past the dressing room and dosnt know where snake has gotten to*

Nicho: hey man my name is nicho good to finnally meet ya snake!

*nicho puts his hand out and snake shakes his hand*

Nicho: listen up man i got a mate.. infact he is my tag team partner..... you might know him, his name is Knightmare??

snake: yeh i know him, hes awsome!

nicho: well im glad you thinks so because he is after your number because he needs to talk to you about something!

snake: what about nicho??

nicho: to tell you the truth i wouldnt have a clue, just could i please grab ya number off ya!!

*snake tell nicho his number*

nicho: cheer bro your a champ catchya around, now you better get going before animal finds ya in here!

snake: yeh alright man cya later!

*snake runs out of the dressing room trying to get as far as away he can from animal*

*nicho dials up a number on his phone*

Knightmare: Yeh bro!

Nicho: yep it all worked good, here is the number....

*nicho tells knightmare the number*

Knightmare: nicho your a champ, thanks alot man, i promise you this is all worth it

Nicho: yeh man i hope so (nicho and knightmare laugh)

Knightmare: trust me man haha catchya later!

Nicho: yeh cya brother.. hope you get better ahah sounds like this has lifted your spirit abit!

Knightmare: thanks again... cya!

*nicho flips the phone and has has smirk on his face*

[Knightmare]

*Knightmare sits up in his bed and dials in the number Nicho just gave him. Snake answers.*

SNAKE: Your talking to the Snake...

KNIGHTMARE: Hey Snake, it's Knightmare. I've seen your style and I like it brother. I was wondering if I could interest you in a little business proposal?

SNAKE: I'm all ears....well not really because Snake's don't have ears....anyway, sorry dude, go on.

*Knightmare tells Snake his ideas*

KNIGHTMARE: So, you down with that brother?

SNAKE: Aw hell yeah man! Sounds REAL good! If you can give me ten minutes, I'll come round to the hospital so we can talk more.

KNIGHTMARE: Cool. I see you soon.

*They each hang up. Snake runs to the parking lot and jumps onto his bike. Gives it a quick kickstart and he's on his way. Knightmare gets up out of bed and walks over to his rehab equipment.*