A message for you Aussie`s

[squidman]

During a DUEW show, a vignette roles on the big screen. The screen goes white, and zooms out, slowly, to reaveal a huge computer animated St. George`s Cross. Standing in front of it with his shoulders back and chest puffed out is a man with long black hair in a ponytail, and a proud look on his features. He salutes and then looks straight down the camera.

[glow=red,2,300]Stuart Redd:[/glow] Behind me is the most endearing image on the face of this planet. That flag is a flag recognised in every continent, in every town, in every country; as being the flag of the greatest nation on this Earth. Every country that is, except that huge land fill called Australia. If you look at a map of the world, Australia sits like a huge great pimple, alone and isolated making the world look ugly. A country full of the ansestors of people who betrayed England, and their spawn continues to be treasoness today. You Aussies like to tell the world that you are superior to England. You like to beat us at sports and then say how easy it is. Well I for one, am sick and tired of it! And I intend to come to the DUEW and show just how inferior you rejects are. Watch your backs Australia, `cos Stuart Redd is gonna` fly the flag!

The screen then returns to white and the words Royal Brittania appear.

(Fade out)

[Matt Hare]

**Revolution sounds over the speakers as The Hare walks out with the title over his shoulder, the rest of S.U.A.L following him. They get to the ring and The Hare gets in, but the rest of Shut Up and Listen standing in front of the ring, facing the titan-tron incase someone tries to attack The Hare**

The Hare: Clap Clap! Very good! I like you Redd, I like you a lot. I think we would make a pretty good team, and right now, I am offering you a spot in Shut Up and Listen!

**Jonathan Rio looks confused and turns around to face The Hare. He jumps up into the ring and grabs the mic off him**

Jonathan Rio: WHAT?? A spot in our stable?? Are you kidding? Even I can see that this fellow has no ring-skills. And worst of all, he is against Australia!

**crowd boo's**

Jonathan Rio: See, even the crowd like us better than him! And he is from England! Gross!

**The Hare grabs the mic back**

The Hare: Woah, you could if told me this before we came out here and made this big speech!

Jonathan Rio: I never knew you were going to do this!

The Hare: Well, if he can't be in S.U.A.L, we are at least going to give him some discounted ring-gear...look at the ugly, fluro colours! Highlighter yellow, that's so 30 years ago!
So, what do you say Mr Redd, want some discounted gear??

[nicho]

*in the end bagins to play and the crowed go crazy*

TOM C: bussiness is picking up now johnathon!

*nicho grabs a mic and just as he begins to talk he gets cut off by a NI-CHO- Z chant and he has a smile on his face*

Nicho: The Champ Iz Here!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: oh k i may not be full blooded australian, well infact i might not even have the slightest bit of australian blood in me, BUT it dosnt change the fact that i dont like people that disrespect the best country ever in the world and especailly when a its a pom that is telling US and i say US because i am one of you know and i am the auzzie champ

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: so since this young english chap things he is all big and tough, lets give him a "good ol Auzzie" chant to welcome him here in DUEW here live from the sydney superdome.... we already?? follow my lead

(crowed are waiting)

Nicho: YOU ARE A WANKER, clap clap clap clap clap

(crowed chant it for a good 3 minutes before getting interupted by the hare)

The hare: ok son just to start off please get things right! THE CHAMP IS HERE!

*the hare points to his big world title*

(crowed boo so loud the bulding begins to viabrate)

The hare: and second of all stuart redd will most likely be able to kick your ass!

(crowed boo and start the chant... AUZZIE AUZZIE AUZZIE, OI OI OI)

Nicho: just to clear some things up hare if he could kick my ass i couldnt imagin what he would do to you... but then again he wouldnt be able to kick my ass at all because i got 20,000+ people here in the superdome that will back me up and and help me not only kick stuart redd's ass but kick your ass to!

(crowed cheer)

*nicho walks over to a young kid at ringside and takes his hard knoxx shirt off and gives it to him and in the end begins to play and nicho walks off*