Post by Scott Banks on May 12, 2005 18:14:56 GMT 10
The arena is sould out. All the DUEW fans are more than ready to see their favorite superstars, but there is one that they will see that they never have seen before, a new force, one that will certainly be quick to dominate. This man, known as Scott Banks is a young, cocky yet talenter star who intends on shining. Suddenly the arena's lights are cut.... Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park blasts over the P.A. The crowd sits... They have no clue whats next, that is until the young Scott Banks walks through the entrance. At this point the crowd are just giving a mixed reaction, not knowing that his newb is bad to the bone. Scott begins to walk down the ramp.
He runs and slides into the ring, he stands and climbs the turnbuckle posing as the ring anouncer hits the mic.
Ring Announcer Please welcome the *newest* DUEW superstar... Scott Banks!
Scott then steps down as a very small pop is given. His mucis slowly fades and he snatches the mic, gettin ready to represent.
Scott Banks Yo my Dawgs and Dawgettes. The Banker is in the house. But the fact of the matter is the Bankster is only new in dese' woods, woods that will soon be mine, you see, me, Scott Banks is the newest kid on the block and no doubt will I be beein the best. You see, I'm a kid that knows his wrestling smarts... Smarts, Hm, something you peeps aint' being too comfy with, considering you all been dumber that door knows..
The crowd let out a boo, something they didn't think they'd do. But they've finally seen the way the "Bankster" goes about things.
Scott Banks Yo, chill chill. I aint' here to patronize or antogonize, I'm ere' to do what I want when I want and be GETTING what I want when I WANT! And you all you to be getting used to it, cause I'mma gonna be chillin here for a long, long time, and yall' can take that shizz to the bank! I seen Angie Ryker, Johnny Stripes the Hare, shit, they ain't no threat, shit one of em' gots tits, how bad can they be, I mean, I seen some losers in my time but Stripes an all them other so called "male" stars are LOSERS! They're lacking the qualities of a REAL wrestler, first off.. Wrestling skills, I mean we's all be needing then, the look, I belive I'm the ONLY one with THE look. Then there's the matter of having a penis, and not some little pringle dick neither, I mean a BIG dick! And a good set a balls, all real 'male' wrestlers be needen em' and I seem to be the only one with em', if you be hookin with me.. Ya'll prolly aint, considering you aint had an education and all. You see, I'm a rich white boy, I ain't be doubting it, I grew up in the 'mean streets' but I was always on top, you know why? I had the green, the cash, I had the bod, the moves this sexy face! You see this body? Yeah, don't look at it too long, we don't be wanting you to go get an erection, or get your nipples stiff.. And DON'T be masterbating over me, It's just.. Just, wrong!
Another boo begins to surface.
Scott Banks Christ, you all need to lighten up, take a friggin' chill pill, I aint no fucking docter, but all your heads are way to far up your asses! Speakin o asses I'd sure like be up that Angie Ryker, I mean DAMN! But, back to the sheet, ya'll gotta realize I'm REAL hard to beat, and I don't mean beat like when you get the need to 'touch' youself, NO NO NO! I be talking about the bean when you lay over the man and.... Whoa, bad example.. When you pin a guy and the zebra be counting the 1. 2.. 3.. that kinda beat if you be catching my drift, aint no one gonn be doing that to the Bankster, and that you can take to the bank.. You know what else you can be takin' to the bank... ... ... ME!
Scott drops the mic as Somewhere I Belong blasts over the P.A. as Scott jumps out the ring listening to the chorus of boos, he backs up the ramp posing to the irrate fans as the scene slowly goes to a commercial break...
He runs and slides into the ring, he stands and climbs the turnbuckle posing as the ring anouncer hits the mic.
Ring Announcer Please welcome the *newest* DUEW superstar... Scott Banks!
Scott then steps down as a very small pop is given. His mucis slowly fades and he snatches the mic, gettin ready to represent.
Scott Banks Yo my Dawgs and Dawgettes. The Banker is in the house. But the fact of the matter is the Bankster is only new in dese' woods, woods that will soon be mine, you see, me, Scott Banks is the newest kid on the block and no doubt will I be beein the best. You see, I'm a kid that knows his wrestling smarts... Smarts, Hm, something you peeps aint' being too comfy with, considering you all been dumber that door knows..
The crowd let out a boo, something they didn't think they'd do. But they've finally seen the way the "Bankster" goes about things.
Scott Banks Yo, chill chill. I aint' here to patronize or antogonize, I'm ere' to do what I want when I want and be GETTING what I want when I WANT! And you all you to be getting used to it, cause I'mma gonna be chillin here for a long, long time, and yall' can take that shizz to the bank! I seen Angie Ryker, Johnny Stripes the Hare, shit, they ain't no threat, shit one of em' gots tits, how bad can they be, I mean, I seen some losers in my time but Stripes an all them other so called "male" stars are LOSERS! They're lacking the qualities of a REAL wrestler, first off.. Wrestling skills, I mean we's all be needing then, the look, I belive I'm the ONLY one with THE look. Then there's the matter of having a penis, and not some little pringle dick neither, I mean a BIG dick! And a good set a balls, all real 'male' wrestlers be needen em' and I seem to be the only one with em', if you be hookin with me.. Ya'll prolly aint, considering you aint had an education and all. You see, I'm a rich white boy, I ain't be doubting it, I grew up in the 'mean streets' but I was always on top, you know why? I had the green, the cash, I had the bod, the moves this sexy face! You see this body? Yeah, don't look at it too long, we don't be wanting you to go get an erection, or get your nipples stiff.. And DON'T be masterbating over me, It's just.. Just, wrong!
Another boo begins to surface.
Scott Banks Christ, you all need to lighten up, take a friggin' chill pill, I aint no fucking docter, but all your heads are way to far up your asses! Speakin o asses I'd sure like be up that Angie Ryker, I mean DAMN! But, back to the sheet, ya'll gotta realize I'm REAL hard to beat, and I don't mean beat like when you get the need to 'touch' youself, NO NO NO! I be talking about the bean when you lay over the man and.... Whoa, bad example.. When you pin a guy and the zebra be counting the 1. 2.. 3.. that kinda beat if you be catching my drift, aint no one gonn be doing that to the Bankster, and that you can take to the bank.. You know what else you can be takin' to the bank... ... ... ME!
Scott drops the mic as Somewhere I Belong blasts over the P.A. as Scott jumps out the ring listening to the chorus of boos, he backs up the ramp posing to the irrate fans as the scene slowly goes to a commercial break...
OOC: Replies are welcome, but NO attacks!
