Drink beer fuck fear!

[Stone Cold]

[The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold comes on the ring. He shows the middle fingers and the crowd cheers]

Austin: I was...

[The crowd cheers so loudly that he can't speak]

Austin: I was...

[The crowd wouldn't stop]

Austin: As I said...

[The crowd continue to cheer and that makes Austin to wait a bit before he speak again]

Austin: I was on a trip here in Australia and I decide to pay a visit to an old friend of mine while I am here...

[The crowd cheers]

Austin: When I saw him he told me that he was working with some local promotion...

[The crowd cheers]

Austin: "Listen Steve" he said "Here the things are going just well. Beautiful women, good money and the best crowd ever"...



Austin: And when he told me that they need wrestlers...

[The crowd cheers again]

Austin: I just couldn't resist. And you know what happened?

[Another cheer]

Austin: I became a DUEW Superstar...

[And the crowd cheers again]

Austin: If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to stay here give me a Hell Yeah!

["HELL YEAH" - the crowd]

Austin: So it's decided... I'll stay... And now I will celebrate my new job... Give me some beers...

[As Austin receives the beers the crowd cheers]

Austin: From now on Stone Cold Steve Austin is a DUEW superstar... And that's the bottom line coz Stone Cold says so!

[Austin drinks the beers on the turnbuckle spilting the half of them after which he takes two more beers and the crowd just can't stop cheering]

[Brett Hart]

The lights goes out and “You start the fire” by Bret Hart hits the hall. When drums hit for first time the hall is lighten. Bret Hart goes down the ramp and gets on the ring under the third rope.

Bret: Well...

[The crowd lets a massive boo]

Bret: Well I live to see this. The biggest ass hole came to DUEW.

[The crowd boos]

Austin: What?

Bret: The same old "WHAT", huh?

[The crowd: WHAT?]

Austin: WHAT?

Bret: You know I knew you would come here. You had aways waned to be like me Austin.

[The crowd: WHAT?]

Austin: WHAT?

Bret: If you want I can speak slower so you can understand what I am talking.

[The crowd: WHAT?]

Austin: WHAT?

Bret: I was here first Steve. So why don't you go and get your ass kick somewere else.

Austin: If you think that Bret Hart is not worthy to call me Steve give me a HELL YEAH!

[The crowd: HELL YEAH]

Austin: If you think that he need to get his ass kicked give me a HELL YEAH!

[The crowd: HELL YEAH!]

Bret: Why don't you come and try pretty boy.

[The crow starts scream AUSTIN, AUSTIN!]

[Stone Cold]

Austin runs at Brett without losing any time and hits the Lou Thez press. Brett didn't expected such a fast attack. Austin starts hitting him in the face with many punches. When he stands up he starts stomping Brett in the ribs. He then waits for Brett to get back to his feet and as soon as he do that Stone Cold hits a STUNNER!!!

Austin: What? What? What? Give me beers!

Austin receives the beers and drinks them in a familiar way! He then looks at Brett who had went next to the commentators table. He gets down of the ring too but Brett had got a chair. He hits Austin between the eyes with the steel chair.

Brett: Now what Austin? You want some of these?

Brett hits with the steele chair again and again and again...

[Massive boo from the crowd]

Brett removes everything from the commentator's table and having a monitor in hand he hits Austin with it. Then he suplex Stone Cold through the table.

[Massive boo]

Brett then locks the half death Austin in the sharp shooter and Austin screams in pain!

[The crowd boo]