Post by Lance on Nov 13, 2005 10:45:44 GMT 10
The lights dim and Lance walks out to the song "Shadow on the Sun" by Audioslave. For the first minute, when the music is quiet, he walks up and down the top part of the ramp, pointing into the crowd and snarling. As the chorus approaches he gets to the middle of the stage. He bends down for a moment and then as the heavy guitar hits he pumps up and a row of fireworks go off behind him. He then walks to the ring, not looking at the fans but walking straight ahead. He gets in and looks like he means business, a sour expression covering his face
LANCE: “Good evening Australia! You probably don’t know me but my name is Lance. I am not actually meant to be here tonight, I had to, ahem, “convince” the sound guy to play my song out and do my entrance”
The crowd stays quiet
LANCE: “You see Mr. Howard doesn’t want to release me on the public yet, he wants to keep me under wraps, so to speak. He wants to develop me a bit more. Well I don’t need to be cooked any longer I am here in DUEW and I am forcing my way in, one way or another”
The crowd gives a minor cheer
LANCE: “Beware everyone in the DUEW Locker Room; I am going to do anything to reach the top. Sooner or Later, you will all be put to the Lance Point and there isn’t anything you can do, when Lance drops an L-Bomb on you!”
The crowd gives another minor cheer as Lance walks to the back
LANCE: “Good evening Australia! You probably don’t know me but my name is Lance. I am not actually meant to be here tonight, I had to, ahem, “convince” the sound guy to play my song out and do my entrance”
The crowd stays quiet
LANCE: “You see Mr. Howard doesn’t want to release me on the public yet, he wants to keep me under wraps, so to speak. He wants to develop me a bit more. Well I don’t need to be cooked any longer I am here in DUEW and I am forcing my way in, one way or another”
The crowd gives a minor cheer
LANCE: “Beware everyone in the DUEW Locker Room; I am going to do anything to reach the top. Sooner or Later, you will all be put to the Lance Point and there isn’t anything you can do, when Lance drops an L-Bomb on you!”
The crowd gives another minor cheer as Lance walks to the back
