Post by Madman's Massacre on Jan 14, 2006 3:37:34 GMT 10
The crowd are all talking about why nothing is going on during the show when 'Frogs' by the popular 90s grunge group 'Alice In Chains' hits.The crowd are all wondering as to who's music this is.Then finally,a figure emerges from behind the curtain,grasping a china doll and mumbling something to himself.He's wearing checkered trousers,a t-shirt that says 'End of Fashion' and a baseball cap turned backwards.He walks down to the rampway as all the spectators are still guessing as to who this is.He reaches the ring and starts walking up the steps,is eyes are bulging as he does so.He steps into the ring and nods politely towards the crowd.He walks over to the end of the ring and asks for a microphone.A ring crew member hands him one.He puts it to his lips.
Madman's Massacre: Well looky here folk-I've come to Australasia!Don't you dudes and not-so-dudes have a lot of beer?WHOOO!I'm totally psyched about being here in the D....D...DU......something!It's an honor to join such great stars as.....errr......yeah!For those of you who don't know me......get out of my house.For those of you who do know me......it's your buddy!Madman's Massacre!They call me the Psychotic Fallboy,the Messiah of Madness and the Emporer of Extreme.If you know what any of those mean,you're not Australian!
The crowd boo heavily at this remark!
MM: WHOOOO!I am a freakin' riot,baby!You know it,I know it and the world knows it-Australians are nothing but a bunch of low life,kangaroo loving drunks!And I know,I used to be a kangaroo!
The crowd think this guy is drunk(And he most likely is)!
MM: Well.....I have arrived in this here estabulation...and..err....I really,really could care less if you want me to or not.I may seem like a barrel of laughs,but beneath this sexy,beautiful exterior...beats the heart of a former WMCW Hardcore and Tag Team Champion,plus xCw Hardcore champion!Oh,and baby I want gold!Gold is so pretty.....I know this guy...well,me....who stared at a piece of gold for,like,4 hours!Ain't that funny?Well....I might have been a little drunk at the time....I like the occasional beverage,like the next...hey...a wrestling ring!
The crowd are seriously starting to get p*ssed off by this guy...who seems to not be even considering that there is a show on,right now!
MM: Well,I hope you all have a happy 2005....drive safe....and don't be too skimpy....because you know-
Finally,security guards jump into the ring and grab Madman's Massacre.He drops the microphone and starts shouting 'Free the Alamo.....please?....'.The security guards escort him up the ramp and out of the building....the crowd are completely in amazement at what they just saw!
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DISCLAIMER:
This isn't a slap in the face to anybody(Australia is the shiznit),and I do take my rp'ing seriously....my character is just.....nuts....basically.I hope I entertained you
Madman's Massacre: Well looky here folk-I've come to Australasia!Don't you dudes and not-so-dudes have a lot of beer?WHOOO!I'm totally psyched about being here in the D....D...DU......something!It's an honor to join such great stars as.....errr......yeah!For those of you who don't know me......get out of my house.For those of you who do know me......it's your buddy!Madman's Massacre!They call me the Psychotic Fallboy,the Messiah of Madness and the Emporer of Extreme.If you know what any of those mean,you're not Australian!
The crowd boo heavily at this remark!
MM: WHOOOO!I am a freakin' riot,baby!You know it,I know it and the world knows it-Australians are nothing but a bunch of low life,kangaroo loving drunks!And I know,I used to be a kangaroo!
The crowd think this guy is drunk(And he most likely is)!
MM: Well.....I have arrived in this here estabulation...and..err....I really,really could care less if you want me to or not.I may seem like a barrel of laughs,but beneath this sexy,beautiful exterior...beats the heart of a former WMCW Hardcore and Tag Team Champion,plus xCw Hardcore champion!Oh,and baby I want gold!Gold is so pretty.....I know this guy...well,me....who stared at a piece of gold for,like,4 hours!Ain't that funny?Well....I might have been a little drunk at the time....I like the occasional beverage,like the next...hey...a wrestling ring!
The crowd are seriously starting to get p*ssed off by this guy...who seems to not be even considering that there is a show on,right now!
MM: Well,I hope you all have a happy 2005....drive safe....and don't be too skimpy....because you know-
Finally,security guards jump into the ring and grab Madman's Massacre.He drops the microphone and starts shouting 'Free the Alamo.....please?....'.The security guards escort him up the ramp and out of the building....the crowd are completely in amazement at what they just saw!
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DISCLAIMER:
This isn't a slap in the face to anybody(Australia is the shiznit),and I do take my rp'ing seriously....my character is just.....nuts....basically.I hope I entertained you
