Post by sucky on Apr 15, 2006 1:26:59 GMT 10
JJ: Well ladies and gentlement welcome to tonights edition of DUEW.
Tom C: I liek teh puppies lolol
JJ: You sure do
*All of a sudden the lights go out and Karma Chameleon plays throughout the arena*
*A tallish male walks his way to the ring with a smile on his face*
*The mysterious wrestler grabs a mic*
Sucky: AYEEEEEEEE! Sup bitches? My names Sucky and i'm new around these parts... I really don't have to spend to much time out here because i mean, why would i waste my time with an audience full of pathetic assholes like this?
*Crowd boos*
Sucky: Look i'm gonna get straight to the point... I am new around here but i'm gonna be making my way to the top extremely soon. You are looking at the next DUEW champion.... I mean i have scouted the talent and i must say i am dissapointed with the lack of there being someone who looks remotely challenging.... I mean with people like Nightmare what the hell is there to worry about?
*Fans are booing heavier and heavier by the second*
Sucky: Well, it's been nice out here looking at a bunch of incestous imbreds but i'm afraid i have to go plan my future here in this company... Goodbye scum =D
*Sucky throws the mic down and leaves the arena smirking*
JJ: Wow, what an ass.
Tom C: I liek teh puppies lolol
JJ: You sure do
*All of a sudden the lights go out and Karma Chameleon plays throughout the arena*
*A tallish male walks his way to the ring with a smile on his face*
*The mysterious wrestler grabs a mic*
Sucky: AYEEEEEEEE! Sup bitches? My names Sucky and i'm new around these parts... I really don't have to spend to much time out here because i mean, why would i waste my time with an audience full of pathetic assholes like this?
*Crowd boos*
Sucky: Look i'm gonna get straight to the point... I am new around here but i'm gonna be making my way to the top extremely soon. You are looking at the next DUEW champion.... I mean i have scouted the talent and i must say i am dissapointed with the lack of there being someone who looks remotely challenging.... I mean with people like Nightmare what the hell is there to worry about?
*Fans are booing heavier and heavier by the second*
Sucky: Well, it's been nice out here looking at a bunch of incestous imbreds but i'm afraid i have to go plan my future here in this company... Goodbye scum =D
*Sucky throws the mic down and leaves the arena smirking*
JJ: Wow, what an ass.