Post by Cameron McGuinnes on Nov 6, 2006 8:03:31 GMT 10
"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood hits the speakers and Cameron McGuinnes comes out under a standing ovation. He starts shouting at the crowd with his usual Irish accent and of course spitting all the way to the ring. He then gets on the ring and gets on one of the turnbuckles still shouting. Cameron smiles and gets in the middle of the ring taking a mic. Just before he starts speaking Lemmy and Austin come down the ramp with mics in their hands smiling widely.
Lemmy: Hold on a sec, man!
The crowd cheer as Lemmy gets on the ring followed by Austin. The champion is about to say something but then just poses in the middle of the ring with his belts which makes the hall erupt in cheers.
McGuinnes: What kind of a show off are you, lad?
The cheers stop immediately as Lemmy goes face to face with Cameron.
Lemmy: How did you called me? Did you called me a show off?
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Lemmy laughs and looks at Austin.
Lemmy: I think we just lost contact... Was that a yes or a no?
Austin: I don't speak the language of these monkeys the Irish but I think it was a yes...
Lemmy turns back to Cameron.
Lemmy: So you called me a "show off"?
McGuinnes: Ay!
The crowd cheers as Lemmy smiles.
Lemmy: That "Ay" again... I can't understand you... lad!
The crowd cheers.
Lemmy: You're trying to get yourself killed?
McGuinnes: Ay!
The crowd cheers again as Lemmy turns to Austin. They both shrug and then each of them hit one punch in the Irish's face. He doesn't fall on the ground as expected but just stays on his place with a bleeding mouth.
Lemmy: Tough SOB, huh?
Before Austin can answer McGuinnes punches him and Stone Cold finds himself on the ground.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Lemmy looks at Austin and then back at McGuinnes. They then all start laughing as McGuinnes helps Austin to come back to his feet.
Lemmy: Ladys and gentlemen... Please let me introduce to you the newest DUEW superstar and my close personal friend... Cameron "The Irish" McGuinnes!
The crowd erupts in cheers as the three of them lift their hands in the air.
Lemmy: Now I'll give him the chance to introduce himself properly...
He then turns to McGuinnes but stops just before handing him the mic.
Lemmy: Just one thing though... Keep it short man coz no one here wants to listen to your accent for longer than he absolutely has to.
As the crowd laughs McGuinnes picks the mic smiling.
McGuinnes: As ya 'now... Me name is Cameron McGuinnes... I'm not famous wrestler but I can do some tricks...
He stops and smiles.
McGuinnes: I can fight! Ay, I can! And I'll show it to ya!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: I can drink! Ay, I can! And I'll show it to ya!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: I can fuck! Ay, I can! And unless you're a pretty lady then I won't show that to ya!
The crowd laughs and cheers as the wrestlers in the ring lift their hands and get beers to celebrate.
Lemmy: Hold on a sec, man!
The crowd cheer as Lemmy gets on the ring followed by Austin. The champion is about to say something but then just poses in the middle of the ring with his belts which makes the hall erupt in cheers.
McGuinnes: What kind of a show off are you, lad?
The cheers stop immediately as Lemmy goes face to face with Cameron.
Lemmy: How did you called me? Did you called me a show off?
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Lemmy laughs and looks at Austin.
Lemmy: I think we just lost contact... Was that a yes or a no?
Austin: I don't speak the language of these monkeys the Irish but I think it was a yes...
Lemmy turns back to Cameron.
Lemmy: So you called me a "show off"?
McGuinnes: Ay!
The crowd cheers as Lemmy smiles.
Lemmy: That "Ay" again... I can't understand you... lad!
The crowd cheers.
Lemmy: You're trying to get yourself killed?
McGuinnes: Ay!
The crowd cheers again as Lemmy turns to Austin. They both shrug and then each of them hit one punch in the Irish's face. He doesn't fall on the ground as expected but just stays on his place with a bleeding mouth.
Lemmy: Tough SOB, huh?
Before Austin can answer McGuinnes punches him and Stone Cold finds himself on the ground.
McGuinnes: Ay!
Lemmy looks at Austin and then back at McGuinnes. They then all start laughing as McGuinnes helps Austin to come back to his feet.
Lemmy: Ladys and gentlemen... Please let me introduce to you the newest DUEW superstar and my close personal friend... Cameron "The Irish" McGuinnes!
The crowd erupts in cheers as the three of them lift their hands in the air.
Lemmy: Now I'll give him the chance to introduce himself properly...
He then turns to McGuinnes but stops just before handing him the mic.
Lemmy: Just one thing though... Keep it short man coz no one here wants to listen to your accent for longer than he absolutely has to.
As the crowd laughs McGuinnes picks the mic smiling.
McGuinnes: As ya 'now... Me name is Cameron McGuinnes... I'm not famous wrestler but I can do some tricks...
He stops and smiles.
McGuinnes: I can fight! Ay, I can! And I'll show it to ya!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: I can drink! Ay, I can! And I'll show it to ya!
The crowd cheers.
McGuinnes: I can fuck! Ay, I can! And unless you're a pretty lady then I won't show that to ya!
The crowd laughs and cheers as the wrestlers in the ring lift their hands and get beers to celebrate.
