Post by Damien Porter on Feb 17, 2006 21:31:06 GMT 10
The site isn't working properly, so i will have them here
The first match of the night is animal v brett v pyro. The match was over very quickley. Brett and Pyro teemed up and double teemed Animal. They beet the hell out of him hen left him unconsious, leaning in the courner. Pyro thre Brett over the top roap then followed him out. The 2 men fought on the outside, as the ref counted to 10, eliminated them both then annoused that animal was the winner.
The camera shows Jonny Stripes walking down the hall thinking for something. Then someone stands in front of his way and when he raises his head he sees Bret. The crowd boos.
Bret: Well and if that isn’t Jonny Stripes! But there is something wrong on the picture!
Jonny: What you mean Hart?
Bret: Well here are you, me and this whole stuff around, but something is missing… Oh wait I know! Your title!
Jonny: Watch it Bret!
Bret: Or what you are going to beat me like you beat Jimmy?
Jonny makes step closer to Bret, but he steps back.
Bret: Wow “champ” take it easy!
Jonny: Take it easy? Who do you think you are talking to? I am Jonny Stripes…
Bret: …The man that lost the world title!
Jonny punch Bret right in the face and he is ready to make another punch when Bret rise his hands.
Bret: Ok! That was mean I know Jonny!
Jonny: Want more?
Bret: I am sorry, but hell no! You punch too hard!
Jonny: Is this another joke?
Bret: No, no! Look I want to apologise, for being so big jerk in the last few mounts so I got a present for you. 201
Jonny: What present?
Bret: Oh you will see! Just go to Disturbed locker room and you will see.
Jonny: Better to be truth coz if you send me for nothing there I am going to beat you!
Bret: Oh believe me there is!
Jonny leave and head toward Dizzy’s locker room. The camera turns to see Bret. He is already up and smiles. He enters and sees Kim kissing and giving Disturbed a lap dance.
Jonny: WTF IS THIS?
Kim jumps from Dizzy’s lap and make couple of steps back getting on distance from Jonny and Dizzy. Disturbed on his turn jump in the other direction and looks Jonny.
Dizzy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LOCKER ROOM?
Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRL?
Dizzy: THE WAY I SEE IT, SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL!
Jonny: Oh… Yu think so? I am going to destroy you Disturbed!
Disturbed: Come on “champ” you know were to find me! I will be right here with MY girl.
Jonny turn and leave the room hitting the door first.
Jonny: Now where is that fucker Bret. Now I got surprise for him!
we come back and see madman and deranged in the ring. Around it is a mote of barbed wire, both men are more focused on each other than anything else.
THe ref explains that the ruules are;
there are no dq's, pins or tapouts.
The only way to win is to throw your oponent into the barbedwire moat, and keep him in there for 20 seconds.
The bell rings, the first thing that deranged does, is jump over the roap and tangles hiself in the barbed wire. Madman runs stragiht over and does a suside dive. The 2 men fight inside the barbed wire. They brawl around both getting cut to shreads. They stand up and Deranged ues the derange bomb. Madman gets tangled up and deraged clmibs into the ring. On the big screen a clock appears, 20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.....0
deranged wins the match
The next match is the six man tag match for the tag titles and Aussie title number one contendership:
-[The arena darkens as the titan-tron turns white and soft violin music plays. Joey Malone walks out onto the ramp wearing his black tights, he stops at the top of the ramp as ‘Alright’ begins to play softly in the background of the violin music. ‘Alright’ gets louder and louder until white pyro goes off at the top of the ramp and Matt ‘The Money Hare and Julio run out to stand next to Joey Malone. Hare wearing his bright pink tights and a blue Beatles t-shirt with pink print, Julio wearing his brown trunks. The three men make their way down the ramp with many boo’s from the crowd, they then get in the ring, Hare removes his t-shirt and they wait for their opponents]-
-[The sound of breaking glass then hits the speakers and three black 4WD utes speed out from backstage, they all line up at the top of the ramp as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lemmy Campbell and Mr Lover jump out of the vehicles. The crowd go ballistic as the three make their way down the ramp, Austin and Lemmy pounding beers and Lover giving the fans hi-5’s. They jump into the ring and stare down ‘World Class Lineup’]-
-[The match starts off with Matt Hare and Lemmy Campbell facing off. Hare runs towards Lemmy and tries for a flying dropkick, but Campbell slaps his feet away. Lemmy then starts kicking Hare and hits him with a splash. Lemmy then helps Hare up by the head and takes him over to the Beer Drinkers’ corner. Tagging in Austin. Lemmy stays in the ring, and holds Hare in a full nelson as Austin lays into him with punches. SCSA then irish-whips Hare into a corner and runs at him, hitting him with a running knee. Hare then drops into a sitting position in the corner. Austin stomps a mudhole!!]-
Crowd: 1….2….3…4…5…6…7…8…9..10!
-[As Austin finishes the 10 stomps, he walks over and tags in Lemmy again. Lemmy runs at Hare and tries for a bronco-buster, but Hare rolls out of the way and Lemmy lands genitals first into the steel ring post. Hare then crawls over and tags in Joey Malone. Joey runs over, grabs Lemmy by the head and drags him closer to the ‘World Class Lineup’ corner and applies a triangle hold. He holds it for about 5 seconds as Lemmy reaches with his right foot and puts it on the bottom rope. ROPE BREAK! Joey holds the hold for 4 seconds more until the ref tries to drag Malone off. Joey then gets up, climbs out of the ropes onto the ring apron and hits Lemmy with a springboard splash. Goes for the pin: 1…2 …Lemmy kicks out! Joey then tags in Hare again. Hare helps Lemmy up by the head and irish-whips him into the ropes, on the rebound – Lemmy gets Hare in the face with a running elbow attack. Hare is on the ground as the fans start up “Lo-ver” chants and Lemmy runs over and signals for the tag to Mr Lover. The crowd go crazy as he smacks his partners hand, tagging him in. Defensively, Julio climbs into the ring and runs at Lover, but Lover ducks and flips Julio over. Malone then runs at Lover but gets hit in the face with a dropkick. Lover feeds off the crowds energy as he picks Matt Hare up by the hands, kicks him in the stomach and hits him with the Sexy-Factor. Cover: 1…2…Joey Malone jumps on top of Lover to break the count. Lover then picks Hare up again, kicks him in the stomach and hits him with a speedy suplex, then into a cover. 1….2….Hare kicks out! Hare quickly gets to his knees and rolls over to tag Joseph Malone into the match. Lover and Malone brawl for a while until Lover gets the upper-hand and irish-whips Joey towards the corner. Unfortunately, Joey runs into the referee on his way, knocking him out of the ring. Joey then slides out of the ring to get one of the Tag Title belts. He throws it in the ring to Matt Hare, who catches it. Hare goes to hit Lover over the head with the belt, but Julio grabs the belt out of his hand. Julio shakes his fingers and mouths the word ‘No’ to Hare. Julio then walks over to get out of the ring as Lover slowly makes his way to his feet. Joey tags Hare in as Hare irish-whips Lover into the nearest ropes and on the rebound, drop-toe holds him onto the second rope. As Hare signals for his ‘Hare Special,’ Julio smacks Lover across the forehead with the Tag Title. An amazed Hare just stares at the situation for a while, then runs, jumps over the top rope and lands on Mr Lover’s head for the Hare Special. Joey Malone then picks the ref up and throws him into the ring. The ref is still knocked out. Hare then lies over the top of Lover as Julio hits both Austin and Lemmy with a low blow on the apron and Joey Malone grabs the ref’s hand and slam it down three times for the win.]-
-[World Class Lineup celebrate in the ring, Malone and Hare holding their tag titles high over their heads.
'in the end’ hits the speakers Nicho “Z” makes his way down to the ring
Jonny stripes music hits the speakers and makes his way down to the ring
Both men are now standing in the ring! Its surronded in home made weapons.
The Bell Rings and both Nicho ‘Z’ and Johnny stripes are yet to make any move as they stare at each other with a vicious grin, nicho begins to make his move and they finally lock up with the crowed roaring in the background as these 2 big guns collide!
Nicho quickly pulls jonny in to a side headlock but jonny is quick to get out of it and Irish whip nicho into the ropes, nicho flies back at him and takes him down with a huge clothesline!
The match continues and jonny gets nicho in a suplex position and picks him up and holds the 7 foot giant in the air for quite some time before dropping him heavily on his back, jonny then looks to the top rope and makes his way up there very quickly and while his up there he gives a quick middle finger to the crowed and then delivers a flying elbow which has put nicho in a lot of trouble!
Jonny is slow to get to his feet aswell because the flying elbow took a lot out of him as well but the crowed chanting nicho’s name is just getting him pumped up, jonny gives him a number of chops but nothing is effecting nicho at this time with the crowed behind him, jonny then irish whips him against the ropes and nicho this time comes out with a shoulder block and the crowed are going crazy but jonny is quick to get to his feet but then suddenly drops to his knees and gives nicho a low-blow! The ref allows the fight to go on as this is for the DUEW world title!
Nicho and jonny both make there way to the outside of the ring and jonny throws him into the steel stairs and nothing is looking good for nicho now, jonny rolls back into the ring and poses to the crowed and the fans just boo him madly.Nicho rolls back into the ring and jonny is starting to look frustrated as he has to find another way to just keep nicho down… jonny then ditches out a couple of body shots and then gives nicho a huge DDT
Tom C: that has got to be all!!
Jonny slowly rolls over for the pin… 1…2…. Kick Out!, the crowed jump to there feet and get behind the challenger for the world title, out of no where jonny delivers his finishing move (not sure what its called) and jonny now has a cheeky grin on his face as he makes the cocky cover, 1…2….. KICK OUT!! The crowed scream even louder and jonny is now looking even more angry, he then picks nicho up again and delivers another brutal finisher and surely its all over now!
1…2…. KICK OUT AGAIN!!! Jonny is nearly taring his hair out and he then says out loud… “IVE HAD ENOUGH!” and jonny rolls out of the ring and gets 2 steal chairs, he brings them both in the ring and sets up to hit nicho but the ref takes the chair away and while the ref is taking the chair out of the ring jonny goes to use the other one and as he piks it up he gets a big boot to the head by nicho… jonny is now all dazed and as he gets back up to his feet and nicho sets him up into a fireman’s carry position and then delivers the ‘Nicho Drop’ (F-5), nicho goes for the cover and the ref is back and focused on the match
1..2..
Kickout, Jonny is getting mad, Jonny stands up and throws Nicho out of the ring. He picks up a TV and smaches it over his head. He picks up a light tube wrapped in barbed wire and belts him over the back of the head.
JOnny goes to work distoying weapon after weapon. He distroyed an amazing 19 weapons on Nicho. He puls nicho's lifless body into the ring, puts 1 foot on his chest and pins via pinfall.
Disturbed and Luda come down to the ring and the bell rings. Imedatly about 15 men jump over the barier, they climb into the ring and drag Disturbed out. They carrer him over the barier and are taking him outside, Luda and the ref follow, not doing anything. Secrity comes but Disturbed yells at them to go away.
They take him out of the arena, and a little way down the street. THey are in front of a big rollar door, the men stop and knock 3 times fast on it. then 4 slow. The door begins to rise slowly, Inside is a wrestling ring, a replica of the "secreat weapn" used at Austuaralia Day Down Under. The men all take seats around the ring. One of them pointsout a ladder on the wall, Disturbed begins to climb, Luda follow him up. They find themselves walking around in the raftteres, They walk right above the ring and start to trade the first ounches if the match.
Disturbed uses a modified Dizzy bomb, Luda falls down and into the pit of death. Distured follows it up with a shooting star splash. They both lay there, 1/2 dead, Luda's shoulders are down.
1..2..3
Disturbed wins the match, The sceene fades out on the 2 men lying there.
final score
dist - 4
jonny - 4
nicho z - 1
luuda - 0
The first match of the night is animal v brett v pyro. The match was over very quickley. Brett and Pyro teemed up and double teemed Animal. They beet the hell out of him hen left him unconsious, leaning in the courner. Pyro thre Brett over the top roap then followed him out. The 2 men fought on the outside, as the ref counted to 10, eliminated them both then annoused that animal was the winner.
The camera shows Jonny Stripes walking down the hall thinking for something. Then someone stands in front of his way and when he raises his head he sees Bret. The crowd boos.
Bret: Well and if that isn’t Jonny Stripes! But there is something wrong on the picture!
Jonny: What you mean Hart?
Bret: Well here are you, me and this whole stuff around, but something is missing… Oh wait I know! Your title!
Jonny: Watch it Bret!
Bret: Or what you are going to beat me like you beat Jimmy?
Jonny makes step closer to Bret, but he steps back.
Bret: Wow “champ” take it easy!
Jonny: Take it easy? Who do you think you are talking to? I am Jonny Stripes…
Bret: …The man that lost the world title!
Jonny punch Bret right in the face and he is ready to make another punch when Bret rise his hands.
Bret: Ok! That was mean I know Jonny!
Jonny: Want more?
Bret: I am sorry, but hell no! You punch too hard!
Jonny: Is this another joke?
Bret: No, no! Look I want to apologise, for being so big jerk in the last few mounts so I got a present for you. 201
Jonny: What present?
Bret: Oh you will see! Just go to Disturbed locker room and you will see.
Jonny: Better to be truth coz if you send me for nothing there I am going to beat you!
Bret: Oh believe me there is!
Jonny leave and head toward Dizzy’s locker room. The camera turns to see Bret. He is already up and smiles. He enters and sees Kim kissing and giving Disturbed a lap dance.
Jonny: WTF IS THIS?
Kim jumps from Dizzy’s lap and make couple of steps back getting on distance from Jonny and Dizzy. Disturbed on his turn jump in the other direction and looks Jonny.
Dizzy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LOCKER ROOM?
Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRL?
Dizzy: THE WAY I SEE IT, SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL!
Jonny: Oh… Yu think so? I am going to destroy you Disturbed!
Disturbed: Come on “champ” you know were to find me! I will be right here with MY girl.
Jonny turn and leave the room hitting the door first.
Jonny: Now where is that fucker Bret. Now I got surprise for him!
we come back and see madman and deranged in the ring. Around it is a mote of barbed wire, both men are more focused on each other than anything else.
THe ref explains that the ruules are;
there are no dq's, pins or tapouts.
The only way to win is to throw your oponent into the barbedwire moat, and keep him in there for 20 seconds.
The bell rings, the first thing that deranged does, is jump over the roap and tangles hiself in the barbed wire. Madman runs stragiht over and does a suside dive. The 2 men fight inside the barbed wire. They brawl around both getting cut to shreads. They stand up and Deranged ues the derange bomb. Madman gets tangled up and deraged clmibs into the ring. On the big screen a clock appears, 20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.....0
deranged wins the match
The next match is the six man tag match for the tag titles and Aussie title number one contendership:
-[The arena darkens as the titan-tron turns white and soft violin music plays. Joey Malone walks out onto the ramp wearing his black tights, he stops at the top of the ramp as ‘Alright’ begins to play softly in the background of the violin music. ‘Alright’ gets louder and louder until white pyro goes off at the top of the ramp and Matt ‘The Money Hare and Julio run out to stand next to Joey Malone. Hare wearing his bright pink tights and a blue Beatles t-shirt with pink print, Julio wearing his brown trunks. The three men make their way down the ramp with many boo’s from the crowd, they then get in the ring, Hare removes his t-shirt and they wait for their opponents]-
-[The sound of breaking glass then hits the speakers and three black 4WD utes speed out from backstage, they all line up at the top of the ramp as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lemmy Campbell and Mr Lover jump out of the vehicles. The crowd go ballistic as the three make their way down the ramp, Austin and Lemmy pounding beers and Lover giving the fans hi-5’s. They jump into the ring and stare down ‘World Class Lineup’]-
-[The match starts off with Matt Hare and Lemmy Campbell facing off. Hare runs towards Lemmy and tries for a flying dropkick, but Campbell slaps his feet away. Lemmy then starts kicking Hare and hits him with a splash. Lemmy then helps Hare up by the head and takes him over to the Beer Drinkers’ corner. Tagging in Austin. Lemmy stays in the ring, and holds Hare in a full nelson as Austin lays into him with punches. SCSA then irish-whips Hare into a corner and runs at him, hitting him with a running knee. Hare then drops into a sitting position in the corner. Austin stomps a mudhole!!]-
Crowd: 1….2….3…4…5…6…7…8…9..10!
-[As Austin finishes the 10 stomps, he walks over and tags in Lemmy again. Lemmy runs at Hare and tries for a bronco-buster, but Hare rolls out of the way and Lemmy lands genitals first into the steel ring post. Hare then crawls over and tags in Joey Malone. Joey runs over, grabs Lemmy by the head and drags him closer to the ‘World Class Lineup’ corner and applies a triangle hold. He holds it for about 5 seconds as Lemmy reaches with his right foot and puts it on the bottom rope. ROPE BREAK! Joey holds the hold for 4 seconds more until the ref tries to drag Malone off. Joey then gets up, climbs out of the ropes onto the ring apron and hits Lemmy with a springboard splash. Goes for the pin: 1…2 …Lemmy kicks out! Joey then tags in Hare again. Hare helps Lemmy up by the head and irish-whips him into the ropes, on the rebound – Lemmy gets Hare in the face with a running elbow attack. Hare is on the ground as the fans start up “Lo-ver” chants and Lemmy runs over and signals for the tag to Mr Lover. The crowd go crazy as he smacks his partners hand, tagging him in. Defensively, Julio climbs into the ring and runs at Lover, but Lover ducks and flips Julio over. Malone then runs at Lover but gets hit in the face with a dropkick. Lover feeds off the crowds energy as he picks Matt Hare up by the hands, kicks him in the stomach and hits him with the Sexy-Factor. Cover: 1…2…Joey Malone jumps on top of Lover to break the count. Lover then picks Hare up again, kicks him in the stomach and hits him with a speedy suplex, then into a cover. 1….2….Hare kicks out! Hare quickly gets to his knees and rolls over to tag Joseph Malone into the match. Lover and Malone brawl for a while until Lover gets the upper-hand and irish-whips Joey towards the corner. Unfortunately, Joey runs into the referee on his way, knocking him out of the ring. Joey then slides out of the ring to get one of the Tag Title belts. He throws it in the ring to Matt Hare, who catches it. Hare goes to hit Lover over the head with the belt, but Julio grabs the belt out of his hand. Julio shakes his fingers and mouths the word ‘No’ to Hare. Julio then walks over to get out of the ring as Lover slowly makes his way to his feet. Joey tags Hare in as Hare irish-whips Lover into the nearest ropes and on the rebound, drop-toe holds him onto the second rope. As Hare signals for his ‘Hare Special,’ Julio smacks Lover across the forehead with the Tag Title. An amazed Hare just stares at the situation for a while, then runs, jumps over the top rope and lands on Mr Lover’s head for the Hare Special. Joey Malone then picks the ref up and throws him into the ring. The ref is still knocked out. Hare then lies over the top of Lover as Julio hits both Austin and Lemmy with a low blow on the apron and Joey Malone grabs the ref’s hand and slam it down three times for the win.]-
-[World Class Lineup celebrate in the ring, Malone and Hare holding their tag titles high over their heads.
'in the end’ hits the speakers Nicho “Z” makes his way down to the ring
Jonny stripes music hits the speakers and makes his way down to the ring
Both men are now standing in the ring! Its surronded in home made weapons.
The Bell Rings and both Nicho ‘Z’ and Johnny stripes are yet to make any move as they stare at each other with a vicious grin, nicho begins to make his move and they finally lock up with the crowed roaring in the background as these 2 big guns collide!
Nicho quickly pulls jonny in to a side headlock but jonny is quick to get out of it and Irish whip nicho into the ropes, nicho flies back at him and takes him down with a huge clothesline!
The match continues and jonny gets nicho in a suplex position and picks him up and holds the 7 foot giant in the air for quite some time before dropping him heavily on his back, jonny then looks to the top rope and makes his way up there very quickly and while his up there he gives a quick middle finger to the crowed and then delivers a flying elbow which has put nicho in a lot of trouble!
Jonny is slow to get to his feet aswell because the flying elbow took a lot out of him as well but the crowed chanting nicho’s name is just getting him pumped up, jonny gives him a number of chops but nothing is effecting nicho at this time with the crowed behind him, jonny then irish whips him against the ropes and nicho this time comes out with a shoulder block and the crowed are going crazy but jonny is quick to get to his feet but then suddenly drops to his knees and gives nicho a low-blow! The ref allows the fight to go on as this is for the DUEW world title!
Nicho and jonny both make there way to the outside of the ring and jonny throws him into the steel stairs and nothing is looking good for nicho now, jonny rolls back into the ring and poses to the crowed and the fans just boo him madly.Nicho rolls back into the ring and jonny is starting to look frustrated as he has to find another way to just keep nicho down… jonny then ditches out a couple of body shots and then gives nicho a huge DDT
Tom C: that has got to be all!!
Jonny slowly rolls over for the pin… 1…2…. Kick Out!, the crowed jump to there feet and get behind the challenger for the world title, out of no where jonny delivers his finishing move (not sure what its called) and jonny now has a cheeky grin on his face as he makes the cocky cover, 1…2….. KICK OUT!! The crowed scream even louder and jonny is now looking even more angry, he then picks nicho up again and delivers another brutal finisher and surely its all over now!
1…2…. KICK OUT AGAIN!!! Jonny is nearly taring his hair out and he then says out loud… “IVE HAD ENOUGH!” and jonny rolls out of the ring and gets 2 steal chairs, he brings them both in the ring and sets up to hit nicho but the ref takes the chair away and while the ref is taking the chair out of the ring jonny goes to use the other one and as he piks it up he gets a big boot to the head by nicho… jonny is now all dazed and as he gets back up to his feet and nicho sets him up into a fireman’s carry position and then delivers the ‘Nicho Drop’ (F-5), nicho goes for the cover and the ref is back and focused on the match
1..2..
Kickout, Jonny is getting mad, Jonny stands up and throws Nicho out of the ring. He picks up a TV and smaches it over his head. He picks up a light tube wrapped in barbed wire and belts him over the back of the head.
JOnny goes to work distoying weapon after weapon. He distroyed an amazing 19 weapons on Nicho. He puls nicho's lifless body into the ring, puts 1 foot on his chest and pins via pinfall.
Disturbed and Luda come down to the ring and the bell rings. Imedatly about 15 men jump over the barier, they climb into the ring and drag Disturbed out. They carrer him over the barier and are taking him outside, Luda and the ref follow, not doing anything. Secrity comes but Disturbed yells at them to go away.
They take him out of the arena, and a little way down the street. THey are in front of a big rollar door, the men stop and knock 3 times fast on it. then 4 slow. The door begins to rise slowly, Inside is a wrestling ring, a replica of the "secreat weapn" used at Austuaralia Day Down Under. The men all take seats around the ring. One of them pointsout a ladder on the wall, Disturbed begins to climb, Luda follow him up. They find themselves walking around in the raftteres, They walk right above the ring and start to trade the first ounches if the match.
Disturbed uses a modified Dizzy bomb, Luda falls down and into the pit of death. Distured follows it up with a shooting star splash. They both lay there, 1/2 dead, Luda's shoulders are down.
1..2..3
Disturbed wins the match, The sceene fades out on the 2 men lying there.
final score
dist - 4
jonny - 4
nicho z - 1
luuda - 0
