Post by nicho on Mar 25, 2006 2:53:47 GMT 10
*The DUEW video starts to play and so does the DUEW theme song "life in the fast lane" as the song and video end, the camera cuts to the Arena where green and gold fireworks are going off everywhere, the crowed are going crazy and the camera is panning around the crowed and it shows all different signs in the crowed*
Tom C: WELCOME EVERYONE to DUEW Friday Night Sunburn, Im Tom C along side my partner in crom Jonathon Jefferies also known as JJ!
JJ: Thanks Tom, Boy we are in for a hude night, This week has really been entertaining, and our new GM Nicho 'Z' has made a tornado tag Steel Cage match, Boy thats gonna be huge
Tom C: not wrong, speacking of Huge, we will see the debut of Nightmare tonight and its up first!
JJ: but first. let us show you what happened earlier on in the night before we came on air!
***earlier in the night***
Nightmare was shown backstage entering a basement with Paul Bearer, holding some sort of TX symbol, he also carries a lighter and a gas tin!
The cameras come back after being scared off by Nightmare, and Paul allows them to come in.
Paul Bearer: Ken Paradise! Tonight, will be your final resting place, tonight Ken, will be your last time walking down the ramp a strong, faithful man, after my Nightmare is down with you, you will not be the same again, Nightmares will surrond your sleep, and death wil enter, and soon as you know it, you will find yourself in a coffin, buried, with maggets eating your rotting soul!
Paul then sets fire to a "TX" symbol attached onto the concrete wall, Nightmare then grabs a big rat, Paul then stats to read in Latin, and Nightmare rips a chunk into the rat!
* the crowd is heard getting put off by what just happend
Paul: You see Ken, if i was you, i would run away now boy, because, if you cross Nightmare, Nightmare will indeed do the same to you!
Nightmare: So I have taken it upon myself to walk a path where no one else chooses to. I draw strength from the spirits of the dead, you still don't you realize that you cannot destroy that, which does not wish to perish. For when you look into the eyes of the Reaper, you will know, your time has come!
Ken Paradise..Burn..In..HEEEELLLL
The camera man suddenly runs away and screams while the door shuts loudly
*Back to the Arena*
Tom C: That is some freeky shit!
JJ: Not Wrong, well that match is up first, so lets go down to ring side with our ring anouncer!
Ring Announcer: The first match up is scheduled for 1 fall, it’s the DUEW Rookies match, making his way down to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205lbs and he stands at 5’10, he’s from Miami Florida… Ken Paradise!
(Crowed cheer and stand up)
["Ticket to Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style /Randy Orton/ and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal many golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp shaking hands with the audience. He greats the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring.]
Ring announcer: And his opponent, his weight is unknown, his height is unknown, he is from Death Valley… he is The Nightmare!
(Crowed boo)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring, with lighting effects, a big explosion hits the stage area as "Original Attitude" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring, after each 5 seconds till ring, explosion's go off. Nightmare walks to the ring post on the left, looks down, then suddenly raises his arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Ken Paradise is roaming around the ring But Nightmare still hasn’t made a move, he is just standing straight and staring viciously at ken paradise... As ken moves closer to him Paul bearer calls out to ken from the other side of the ring and distracts him which causes ken to turn around which was a stupid move because nightmare takes the early advantage with a couple of shots to the kidney of ken, nightmare then whips ken into the turnbuckle and follows up with a clothesline*
Tom C: Did you feel the impact of that one!
JJ: I sure did, damn this nightmare bloke is one weird human…. If he is human that is!
*meanwhile back in the ring Nightmare in the corner gets ken into an armbar position and then climbs the ropes without letting go of the hold and then walks the top rope and launches himself off with a huge forearm to the back of the head!
JJ: OLD SCHOOL!
Tom C: Wow that was great balance!
*as Nightmare picks him up by the hair, ken gives nightmare a couple of body shots which shock nightmare and bring him down to one knee, ken then sets up nightmare for the multiple northern lights suplexes and he connects with all 3 of then but within seconds Nightmare just sits up and ken has a shocked look on his face, but ken doesn’t lose concentration, he then climbs the nearest turnbuckle and as nightmare makes it to his feet, ken jumps off the top rope and successfully connects with the tornado DDT and it brings the crowed to there feet*
Tom C: he counted that with perfection!
*ken poses to the crowed and the crowed are cheering madly but not for long as nightmare once again sits up but this time ken doesn’t realise it…
Tom C: oh no, he’s up again, TURN AROUND KEN!
*As ken turns around he walks straight into a big boot by nightmare, nightmare then signals to the fans that “its over”, he picks ken up and sets him up in the chokeslam position, as his picks ken up for the finishing move, ken slides out of it and turns it into a neckbraker and this time Nightmare isn’t sitting up, now ken sets him up into the position for the ‘heavenly star press’(SSP) which is kens finisher!
The fans are brought to there feet
*Ken climbs the top rope and gives the crowed a smile, he then jumps off and fully connects with the ‘heavenly star press’ and as he is about to go for the cover the lights go out and the titatron big screen is the only thing on and the disturbing graphics are then shown!
Tom C: Whats going on here?
JJ: OH not this again!
*Ken is then distracted by the footage and walks over towards the far side to the ring and is looking at the big screen, the crowed is heard booing and as the lights come on the crowed stop the booing and begin to bicker amongst themselves!
Tom C: What the hell, Nightmare is up behind Ken!
JJ: I can’t believe what I’m seeing!
Tom C: don’t turn around Ken!
*Ken eventually turns around but walks straight into nightmare who picks him up ready for the tombstone powerdriver… he then connects with the deadly tombstone, the crowed are shell-shocked and are just in silence as the referee makes the count!
Tom C: this match is all over!
Ref, 1…2…..3, ring the bell! DING DING DING
Ring Announcer: And the winner of the ma…
*the ring announcer is cut off by a huge explosion and the lights go out for about 5 seconds, then they come back on and nightmare has disappeared*
Tom C: This man is sick!
JJ: unbelievable!
Tom C: we will be back after the commercial break!
JJ: I still can’t believe this guy!
****commercial break****
Tom C: we are back from the Commercial break and we have just been given word that deranged is having troubles over at the hospital
JJ: We are gonna cut strait to it
The scene cuts in, we see Deranged standing at a counter, in his wrestling atire, holding his mirror in front of his face. He is screaming at the top of his voice.
Deranged: WHat do you meen he can't leave, He has a match over at the abotiar, he has to leave
Doctor: I am sorry Sir, We believe you might have a head injury You will have to stay
Deranged: He is not going to be staying, I know he can sign himsekf out
Doctor: Actually Sir you can't, Due to your mental state, we are aloud to keep you
Deranged: I'd like to see you try, lets just leave, OK
Deranged turns and walks away
Doctor: Sir you can't leve
The doctor quickly walks around the desk and grabs deranged shoulder. Deranged moves the mirror to the right hand, the quicleky flips the doctor and contiues to walk, a nurce behind the desk calls secrity but deranged picks up the pace and gets away.
"PS deranged now caries his mirror with him where ever he goes, and i will deside if and when it gets smashed "
Tom C: Well We will see deranged V Breat Later on from my understandings!
JJ: i am under the same inpression!
Tom C: anyway, lets get to our next match!
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, and on his way to the ring weighing in at 238lbs and stands at 6’1, he is from Brisbane, Australia… Luda!
(Crowed cheer)
Music is "Number One Spot" By Ludacris. Comes in wearing a big, green, furry jacket, gold glasses and a purple hat.
Ring announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 250lbs, also standing at 6’1, from Napoli, Italy
(Crowed boo as his home town is announced)
Ring Announcer:… Joey Malone!
The sound of a man taking a drag from a cigarette sounds as a violin plays, the arena goes quiet as soft Italian music plays after a few violent violin strokes. A man in ring tights/suit walks down.
*both men are staring at each other in the middle of the ring before the crowed distracts Joey with the “ Joey Sucks” chants, but Joey gets the last laugh because as luda is putting his jacket out of the ring, Joey sneak attacks him from behind to get the upper hand!
Tom C: never turn your back on that cheap man!
JJ: he is the Italian stallion! Don’t disrespect him!
Tom C: I don’t care who he is!
*Joey Malone is still working on Luda into the corner, after a couple of chops Luda gets the adrenalin running and fights back with a couple of vicious right hands that send Joey flying back a fare way, Joey then runs at Luda but only to run into a monkey flip, Joey gets to his feet quickly but only to run into another monkey flip, Joey makes it to his feet even quicker this time but this time luda kicks him in the mid section and delivers a DDT which keeps Joey down for abit longer!
Tom C: what a DDT!
*as things are looking good for luda, he drags Joey to his feet but on the way uo, joey connects with a dirty low blow which brings luda down to one knee, joey then flows u with another dirty move… this time it was an eye rake!
Tom C: what a jerk!
*as Luda is stumbling around the ring struggling to see, Joey Malone runs at him a spears him, Joey is looking real cocky and signals to the crowed that he is going to the top rope!
(Crowed boo)
*Joey picks Luda up and puts him onto the top turnbuckle and Joey follows him up there, Joey launches himself onto Luda and then drills him with a Top rope reverse Hurracanrana
(Crowed: DUE-dub, DUE-dub, DUE-Dub)
*Joey then tells the crowed to ‘shut the fuck up’ and they boo him, Joey then gains a cocky look on his face and as Luda is making it slowly to his feet, Joey is lining him up for something…. Luda eventfully makes it to his feet and Joey Malone connects with is finisher… ‘The Napoli Cutter”
JJ: THE NAPOLI CUTTER!
Tom C: this one is all over!
*ref…1…2…..3, ring the bell!.... DING! DING! DING!
*the crowed Boo as Joey Malone makes his way out of the ring with a smile on is face!
******Commercial Break******
Tom C: And Now its time for the Slaughterhouse Deathmatch
JJ: That’s right, Brett is already in place and Deranged has just arrived, Lets cut to the action.
We cut to a big room, We see Brett and The referee, standing in the middle. The floor is a metal grate. The walls are made of concrete. In one corner there are carcasses hanging from the roof. We here a loud clang and the camera pans to the rook, were a trap door was just opened, We see Deranged’s Mirror. Deranged then climbs down the ladder attached to the wall, shuts the trapdoor and drops to the floor. He talks to his mirror then leans walks over to the ref and hands it to him.
Ref: Right boys, the rules are simple. I am about to leave this room, and as soon as the trapdoor shuts the match begins, you two then have the right to do whatever you want in here, I will be standing out, near the trapdoor which is the only way out. The winner is the first one to climb out, and fully shut the trapdoor. Do you understand?
Both men nod, the ref takes the mirror and walks off screen. We here someone walking up a ladder, the creak of a trapdoor, both men square up as we here scrambling of feet.
BOOM
The trapdoor shuts and the match begins, the men lock up. Deranged lifts Brett a few inches up for a suplex but Brett’s feet find the floor. Brett pulls of a suplex of his own and Deranged rattles the grate when he lands. Brett waist no time and goes strait over to the carcass corner. Deranged rises to his feet and walks over to the corner, Brett barges a carcass, It slams into Deranged and sends him down to the ground, before falling on top of him. Brett walks over to the ladder and begins to climb,
Deranged throws the carcass off and charges. He reaches the ladder, climbs the first two rungs and delivers an awesome power bomb. The ground rattles under the force. Deranged looks around for a weapon, he sees the hook that hung the carcass that fell on him. He runs over and grabs it. He walks back to Brett who is rising to his feet. Deranged raises it above hi head and brings it down hard.
Brett goes strait to the ground. Deranged gets the sharp end and rams it into Brett’s forehead. It is immediately busted open. Deranged hits him again and again. Deranged takes a step back. He drops the hook. He climbs up the ladder and opens the trap door. Climbs half the way out, he stays there for a few seconds then jumps back down. He sets the mirror up on the ground and picks up the hook, he scraps the words, “President of the Disturbed Ones” into his chest.
Deranged’s chest is bleeding as he walks over to Brett. He hits him over the head a few more times then whispers something in his ear. He drops the hook and begins to climb the ladder. hE puts his hand on the trapdoor but then stops. He stares at Brett, He jumps, he is going for the moonsault and connects, deranged Makes his way our of the trap door and closes it, which makes deranged the winner and still undefeated*
Tom C: dam that was a crazy match!
JJ: those deathmatches creep me out sometimes!
****Commercial Break****
Tom C: Ok we are back from the Commercial break, and our next match wont be for the week of hearts, both men dont care about this bussiness, and they dont care about these people, they only care for themselves!
JJ: thats abit harsh, lets go to our ring announcer!
Ring announcer: Our next match is scheduled for 1 fall, now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245lbs and stands at 6’4 he’s from New York City… PYRO!
(Crowed stand and boo)
The AC/DC "Back in Black" hits the hall. Myst is all over the place and there he goes. Pyro is walking to the ring. He gets on the ring between the ropes and raises his hands in the air. In that very moment fire comes from the top of the turnbuckles. He throws his glasses in the audience, strips his leather coat and gets ready to face his opponent.
Ring Announcer: and the Opponent from Redcliffe, Queensland, weighing in at 235lbs, he stands at 5’10.. he is MATT “The Money” HARE!!
(Crowed also boo but some cheers respecting what Hare has done)
"Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers and Matt Hare emerges from the curtains, jumping in excitement. The arena flashes orange, green and purple as he walks down the aisle way wearing his red tights and a black 'Hare in There' t-shirt. He walks up the ring steps, looks at the crowd and jumps over the top rope, landing on the bottom turnbuckle. He then raises his arms to the crowd, who continue to boo him
*Both men stare at each other and both look at the crowed*
Tom C: must I remind you that both these superstars aren’t the populist here in DUEW!
JJ: can’t argue there, but know can you here the mixed reactions?
(Crowed: Let’s go HARE! Let’s go PYRO)
*Both men lock up in the centre of the ring but the strength of pyro is to strong for matt hare as pyro just throws him back into the corner very easily, they once again lock up in the centre of the ring and after 10 seconds or so, Hare moves pyro into a side headlock, Pyro then quickly gets our of it by throwing Hare against the ropes, Hare Rebounds with a Running Crucifix Pin, But pyro kicks out at a 2 count, Matt Hare wastes no time and gets straight back to work on Pyro by getting him into a T-bone Position and delivers with a Trademark move called the ‘Dog-Bone’
Tom C: ouch that’s got to hurt!
JJ: not wrong there Tom!
*Hare has abit of a breather by looking towards the crowed with a grin on his face, as Hare picks pyro up by the hair, Pyro drops to both knees and delivers with a low blow, Hare is shell shocked by the low blow but is still on his feet which isn’t a good thing because Pyro then moves to the back of Hare a connects with a German suplex!
(Crowed are on there feet with this entertaining match)
*pyro drags Hare up and then quickly sneaks in a snap suplex, pyro moves into a pinfall but only to get a 2 count, both men make it to there feet at the same time, Hare runs towards Pyro but pyro picks him up in the fireman’s carry position and delivers with the death valley driver*
JJ: DEATH VALLEY DRVER!
Tom C: that’s one sick move!
*pyro signals for ‘the end’ to the crowed and pyro sets hare up onto the top turnbuckle
Tom C: this is something new for Pyro!
JJ: yeah we haven’t seen him do this!
*Both men are on the top turnbuckle and Pyro sets him up for ‘The Ultimate Hit’ (Pyro’s finisher) off the top rope, but Matt Hare throws a couple of punches to the mid-section which makes pyro fall back onto the canvas, Matt Hare then gains full balance on the top rope and as Pyro gets to his feet and turns around, Hare launches himself off and connects with the “Falling Cash”
Tom C: Falling cash!
JJ: that’s got to be all!
*ref makes the count, 1..2…3… ring the bell… DING! DING! DING!
Ring Announcer: And you winner by pinfall... Matt “the money” HARE!
(Half the crowed boo and half the crowed cheer)
*"Alright" by Supergrass hits the speakers*
While Hare celebrates, he jumps to the top rope and poses to the unappreciative crowed, the camera cuts to Pyro and sees him slowly getting up to his feet and out of no where, Hare jumps from the top turnbuckle and hits The Night Walker with a seating senton. Hare then gets to his feet and starts mudhole stomping Pyro. After a few seconds of stomping, Hare helps Pyro to his feet and hits him with an RKO to the mat.
Hare then grabs Pyro by the hair and starts yelling "Here's a few tips on being a legend!" And continues to stomp the lifeless Pyro. Hare grabs his hair again, and yells "Enjoy!" Before running to the ropes, and on the rebound, smashing Pyro in the face with a frontal dropkick.
As security and referee's run down to the ring to break up the fight, the crowd boo loudly, and Hare begins to retaliate, yelling offensive comments back at them. Security drags him up the ramp, and backstage as Pyro is attended to by officials and paramedics.
Tom C: What the devil?! Hare seems to have completely snapped!!*
****Commercial Break****
Tom C: WELCOME EVERYONE to DUEW Friday Night Sunburn, Im Tom C along side my partner in crom Jonathon Jefferies also known as JJ!
JJ: Thanks Tom, Boy we are in for a hude night, This week has really been entertaining, and our new GM Nicho 'Z' has made a tornado tag Steel Cage match, Boy thats gonna be huge
Tom C: not wrong, speacking of Huge, we will see the debut of Nightmare tonight and its up first!
JJ: but first. let us show you what happened earlier on in the night before we came on air!
***earlier in the night***
Nightmare was shown backstage entering a basement with Paul Bearer, holding some sort of TX symbol, he also carries a lighter and a gas tin!
The cameras come back after being scared off by Nightmare, and Paul allows them to come in.
Paul Bearer: Ken Paradise! Tonight, will be your final resting place, tonight Ken, will be your last time walking down the ramp a strong, faithful man, after my Nightmare is down with you, you will not be the same again, Nightmares will surrond your sleep, and death wil enter, and soon as you know it, you will find yourself in a coffin, buried, with maggets eating your rotting soul!
Paul then sets fire to a "TX" symbol attached onto the concrete wall, Nightmare then grabs a big rat, Paul then stats to read in Latin, and Nightmare rips a chunk into the rat!
* the crowd is heard getting put off by what just happend
Paul: You see Ken, if i was you, i would run away now boy, because, if you cross Nightmare, Nightmare will indeed do the same to you!
Nightmare: So I have taken it upon myself to walk a path where no one else chooses to. I draw strength from the spirits of the dead, you still don't you realize that you cannot destroy that, which does not wish to perish. For when you look into the eyes of the Reaper, you will know, your time has come!
Ken Paradise..Burn..In..HEEEELLLL
The camera man suddenly runs away and screams while the door shuts loudly
*Back to the Arena*
Tom C: That is some freeky shit!
JJ: Not Wrong, well that match is up first, so lets go down to ring side with our ring anouncer!
Ring Announcer: The first match up is scheduled for 1 fall, it’s the DUEW Rookies match, making his way down to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205lbs and he stands at 5’10, he’s from Miami Florida… Ken Paradise!
(Crowed cheer and stand up)
["Ticket to Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style /Randy Orton/ and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal many golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp shaking hands with the audience. He greats the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring.]
Ring announcer: And his opponent, his weight is unknown, his height is unknown, he is from Death Valley… he is The Nightmare!
(Crowed boo)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring, with lighting effects, a big explosion hits the stage area as "Original Attitude" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring, after each 5 seconds till ring, explosion's go off. Nightmare walks to the ring post on the left, looks down, then suddenly raises his arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Ken Paradise is roaming around the ring But Nightmare still hasn’t made a move, he is just standing straight and staring viciously at ken paradise... As ken moves closer to him Paul bearer calls out to ken from the other side of the ring and distracts him which causes ken to turn around which was a stupid move because nightmare takes the early advantage with a couple of shots to the kidney of ken, nightmare then whips ken into the turnbuckle and follows up with a clothesline*
Tom C: Did you feel the impact of that one!
JJ: I sure did, damn this nightmare bloke is one weird human…. If he is human that is!
*meanwhile back in the ring Nightmare in the corner gets ken into an armbar position and then climbs the ropes without letting go of the hold and then walks the top rope and launches himself off with a huge forearm to the back of the head!
JJ: OLD SCHOOL!
Tom C: Wow that was great balance!
*as Nightmare picks him up by the hair, ken gives nightmare a couple of body shots which shock nightmare and bring him down to one knee, ken then sets up nightmare for the multiple northern lights suplexes and he connects with all 3 of then but within seconds Nightmare just sits up and ken has a shocked look on his face, but ken doesn’t lose concentration, he then climbs the nearest turnbuckle and as nightmare makes it to his feet, ken jumps off the top rope and successfully connects with the tornado DDT and it brings the crowed to there feet*
Tom C: he counted that with perfection!
*ken poses to the crowed and the crowed are cheering madly but not for long as nightmare once again sits up but this time ken doesn’t realise it…
Tom C: oh no, he’s up again, TURN AROUND KEN!
*As ken turns around he walks straight into a big boot by nightmare, nightmare then signals to the fans that “its over”, he picks ken up and sets him up in the chokeslam position, as his picks ken up for the finishing move, ken slides out of it and turns it into a neckbraker and this time Nightmare isn’t sitting up, now ken sets him up into the position for the ‘heavenly star press’(SSP) which is kens finisher!
The fans are brought to there feet
*Ken climbs the top rope and gives the crowed a smile, he then jumps off and fully connects with the ‘heavenly star press’ and as he is about to go for the cover the lights go out and the titatron big screen is the only thing on and the disturbing graphics are then shown!
Tom C: Whats going on here?
JJ: OH not this again!
*Ken is then distracted by the footage and walks over towards the far side to the ring and is looking at the big screen, the crowed is heard booing and as the lights come on the crowed stop the booing and begin to bicker amongst themselves!
Tom C: What the hell, Nightmare is up behind Ken!
JJ: I can’t believe what I’m seeing!
Tom C: don’t turn around Ken!
*Ken eventually turns around but walks straight into nightmare who picks him up ready for the tombstone powerdriver… he then connects with the deadly tombstone, the crowed are shell-shocked and are just in silence as the referee makes the count!
Tom C: this match is all over!
Ref, 1…2…..3, ring the bell! DING DING DING
Ring Announcer: And the winner of the ma…
*the ring announcer is cut off by a huge explosion and the lights go out for about 5 seconds, then they come back on and nightmare has disappeared*
Tom C: This man is sick!
JJ: unbelievable!
Tom C: we will be back after the commercial break!
JJ: I still can’t believe this guy!
****commercial break****
Tom C: we are back from the Commercial break and we have just been given word that deranged is having troubles over at the hospital
JJ: We are gonna cut strait to it
The scene cuts in, we see Deranged standing at a counter, in his wrestling atire, holding his mirror in front of his face. He is screaming at the top of his voice.
Deranged: WHat do you meen he can't leave, He has a match over at the abotiar, he has to leave
Doctor: I am sorry Sir, We believe you might have a head injury You will have to stay
Deranged: He is not going to be staying, I know he can sign himsekf out
Doctor: Actually Sir you can't, Due to your mental state, we are aloud to keep you
Deranged: I'd like to see you try, lets just leave, OK
Deranged turns and walks away
Doctor: Sir you can't leve
The doctor quickly walks around the desk and grabs deranged shoulder. Deranged moves the mirror to the right hand, the quicleky flips the doctor and contiues to walk, a nurce behind the desk calls secrity but deranged picks up the pace and gets away.
"PS deranged now caries his mirror with him where ever he goes, and i will deside if and when it gets smashed "
Tom C: Well We will see deranged V Breat Later on from my understandings!
JJ: i am under the same inpression!
Tom C: anyway, lets get to our next match!
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, and on his way to the ring weighing in at 238lbs and stands at 6’1, he is from Brisbane, Australia… Luda!
(Crowed cheer)
Music is "Number One Spot" By Ludacris. Comes in wearing a big, green, furry jacket, gold glasses and a purple hat.
Ring announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 250lbs, also standing at 6’1, from Napoli, Italy
(Crowed boo as his home town is announced)
Ring Announcer:… Joey Malone!
The sound of a man taking a drag from a cigarette sounds as a violin plays, the arena goes quiet as soft Italian music plays after a few violent violin strokes. A man in ring tights/suit walks down.
*both men are staring at each other in the middle of the ring before the crowed distracts Joey with the “ Joey Sucks” chants, but Joey gets the last laugh because as luda is putting his jacket out of the ring, Joey sneak attacks him from behind to get the upper hand!
Tom C: never turn your back on that cheap man!
JJ: he is the Italian stallion! Don’t disrespect him!
Tom C: I don’t care who he is!
*Joey Malone is still working on Luda into the corner, after a couple of chops Luda gets the adrenalin running and fights back with a couple of vicious right hands that send Joey flying back a fare way, Joey then runs at Luda but only to run into a monkey flip, Joey gets to his feet quickly but only to run into another monkey flip, Joey makes it to his feet even quicker this time but this time luda kicks him in the mid section and delivers a DDT which keeps Joey down for abit longer!
Tom C: what a DDT!
*as things are looking good for luda, he drags Joey to his feet but on the way uo, joey connects with a dirty low blow which brings luda down to one knee, joey then flows u with another dirty move… this time it was an eye rake!
Tom C: what a jerk!
*as Luda is stumbling around the ring struggling to see, Joey Malone runs at him a spears him, Joey is looking real cocky and signals to the crowed that he is going to the top rope!
(Crowed boo)
*Joey picks Luda up and puts him onto the top turnbuckle and Joey follows him up there, Joey launches himself onto Luda and then drills him with a Top rope reverse Hurracanrana
(Crowed: DUE-dub, DUE-dub, DUE-Dub)
*Joey then tells the crowed to ‘shut the fuck up’ and they boo him, Joey then gains a cocky look on his face and as Luda is making it slowly to his feet, Joey is lining him up for something…. Luda eventfully makes it to his feet and Joey Malone connects with is finisher… ‘The Napoli Cutter”
JJ: THE NAPOLI CUTTER!
Tom C: this one is all over!
*ref…1…2…..3, ring the bell!.... DING! DING! DING!
*the crowed Boo as Joey Malone makes his way out of the ring with a smile on is face!
******Commercial Break******
Tom C: And Now its time for the Slaughterhouse Deathmatch
JJ: That’s right, Brett is already in place and Deranged has just arrived, Lets cut to the action.
We cut to a big room, We see Brett and The referee, standing in the middle. The floor is a metal grate. The walls are made of concrete. In one corner there are carcasses hanging from the roof. We here a loud clang and the camera pans to the rook, were a trap door was just opened, We see Deranged’s Mirror. Deranged then climbs down the ladder attached to the wall, shuts the trapdoor and drops to the floor. He talks to his mirror then leans walks over to the ref and hands it to him.
Ref: Right boys, the rules are simple. I am about to leave this room, and as soon as the trapdoor shuts the match begins, you two then have the right to do whatever you want in here, I will be standing out, near the trapdoor which is the only way out. The winner is the first one to climb out, and fully shut the trapdoor. Do you understand?
Both men nod, the ref takes the mirror and walks off screen. We here someone walking up a ladder, the creak of a trapdoor, both men square up as we here scrambling of feet.
BOOM
The trapdoor shuts and the match begins, the men lock up. Deranged lifts Brett a few inches up for a suplex but Brett’s feet find the floor. Brett pulls of a suplex of his own and Deranged rattles the grate when he lands. Brett waist no time and goes strait over to the carcass corner. Deranged rises to his feet and walks over to the corner, Brett barges a carcass, It slams into Deranged and sends him down to the ground, before falling on top of him. Brett walks over to the ladder and begins to climb,
Deranged throws the carcass off and charges. He reaches the ladder, climbs the first two rungs and delivers an awesome power bomb. The ground rattles under the force. Deranged looks around for a weapon, he sees the hook that hung the carcass that fell on him. He runs over and grabs it. He walks back to Brett who is rising to his feet. Deranged raises it above hi head and brings it down hard.
Brett goes strait to the ground. Deranged gets the sharp end and rams it into Brett’s forehead. It is immediately busted open. Deranged hits him again and again. Deranged takes a step back. He drops the hook. He climbs up the ladder and opens the trap door. Climbs half the way out, he stays there for a few seconds then jumps back down. He sets the mirror up on the ground and picks up the hook, he scraps the words, “President of the Disturbed Ones” into his chest.
Deranged’s chest is bleeding as he walks over to Brett. He hits him over the head a few more times then whispers something in his ear. He drops the hook and begins to climb the ladder. hE puts his hand on the trapdoor but then stops. He stares at Brett, He jumps, he is going for the moonsault and connects, deranged Makes his way our of the trap door and closes it, which makes deranged the winner and still undefeated*
Tom C: dam that was a crazy match!
JJ: those deathmatches creep me out sometimes!
****Commercial Break****
Tom C: Ok we are back from the Commercial break, and our next match wont be for the week of hearts, both men dont care about this bussiness, and they dont care about these people, they only care for themselves!
JJ: thats abit harsh, lets go to our ring announcer!
Ring announcer: Our next match is scheduled for 1 fall, now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245lbs and stands at 6’4 he’s from New York City… PYRO!
(Crowed stand and boo)
The AC/DC "Back in Black" hits the hall. Myst is all over the place and there he goes. Pyro is walking to the ring. He gets on the ring between the ropes and raises his hands in the air. In that very moment fire comes from the top of the turnbuckles. He throws his glasses in the audience, strips his leather coat and gets ready to face his opponent.
Ring Announcer: and the Opponent from Redcliffe, Queensland, weighing in at 235lbs, he stands at 5’10.. he is MATT “The Money” HARE!!
(Crowed also boo but some cheers respecting what Hare has done)
"Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers and Matt Hare emerges from the curtains, jumping in excitement. The arena flashes orange, green and purple as he walks down the aisle way wearing his red tights and a black 'Hare in There' t-shirt. He walks up the ring steps, looks at the crowd and jumps over the top rope, landing on the bottom turnbuckle. He then raises his arms to the crowd, who continue to boo him
*Both men stare at each other and both look at the crowed*
Tom C: must I remind you that both these superstars aren’t the populist here in DUEW!
JJ: can’t argue there, but know can you here the mixed reactions?
(Crowed: Let’s go HARE! Let’s go PYRO)
*Both men lock up in the centre of the ring but the strength of pyro is to strong for matt hare as pyro just throws him back into the corner very easily, they once again lock up in the centre of the ring and after 10 seconds or so, Hare moves pyro into a side headlock, Pyro then quickly gets our of it by throwing Hare against the ropes, Hare Rebounds with a Running Crucifix Pin, But pyro kicks out at a 2 count, Matt Hare wastes no time and gets straight back to work on Pyro by getting him into a T-bone Position and delivers with a Trademark move called the ‘Dog-Bone’
Tom C: ouch that’s got to hurt!
JJ: not wrong there Tom!
*Hare has abit of a breather by looking towards the crowed with a grin on his face, as Hare picks pyro up by the hair, Pyro drops to both knees and delivers with a low blow, Hare is shell shocked by the low blow but is still on his feet which isn’t a good thing because Pyro then moves to the back of Hare a connects with a German suplex!
(Crowed are on there feet with this entertaining match)
*pyro drags Hare up and then quickly sneaks in a snap suplex, pyro moves into a pinfall but only to get a 2 count, both men make it to there feet at the same time, Hare runs towards Pyro but pyro picks him up in the fireman’s carry position and delivers with the death valley driver*
JJ: DEATH VALLEY DRVER!
Tom C: that’s one sick move!
*pyro signals for ‘the end’ to the crowed and pyro sets hare up onto the top turnbuckle
Tom C: this is something new for Pyro!
JJ: yeah we haven’t seen him do this!
*Both men are on the top turnbuckle and Pyro sets him up for ‘The Ultimate Hit’ (Pyro’s finisher) off the top rope, but Matt Hare throws a couple of punches to the mid-section which makes pyro fall back onto the canvas, Matt Hare then gains full balance on the top rope and as Pyro gets to his feet and turns around, Hare launches himself off and connects with the “Falling Cash”
Tom C: Falling cash!
JJ: that’s got to be all!
*ref makes the count, 1..2…3… ring the bell… DING! DING! DING!
Ring Announcer: And you winner by pinfall... Matt “the money” HARE!
(Half the crowed boo and half the crowed cheer)
*"Alright" by Supergrass hits the speakers*
While Hare celebrates, he jumps to the top rope and poses to the unappreciative crowed, the camera cuts to Pyro and sees him slowly getting up to his feet and out of no where, Hare jumps from the top turnbuckle and hits The Night Walker with a seating senton. Hare then gets to his feet and starts mudhole stomping Pyro. After a few seconds of stomping, Hare helps Pyro to his feet and hits him with an RKO to the mat.
Hare then grabs Pyro by the hair and starts yelling "Here's a few tips on being a legend!" And continues to stomp the lifeless Pyro. Hare grabs his hair again, and yells "Enjoy!" Before running to the ropes, and on the rebound, smashing Pyro in the face with a frontal dropkick.
As security and referee's run down to the ring to break up the fight, the crowd boo loudly, and Hare begins to retaliate, yelling offensive comments back at them. Security drags him up the ramp, and backstage as Pyro is attended to by officials and paramedics.
Tom C: What the devil?! Hare seems to have completely snapped!!*
****Commercial Break****
