Post by nicho on Apr 1, 2006 17:42:30 GMT 10
The DUEW film clip begins to play and so does the DUEW theme song 'life in the fast lane', as the song and the film clip fades out Green and Gold Fireworks go off for about 2 minutes and when they stop the camera pans the crowed and they are going wild, chanting 'DUE-dub"
Nicho: Welcome to a special edition of DUEW sunburn, its the Aussie title invitational!... Im Nicho 'Z' as you all know and tonight i am the specail guest commentator along with DUEW's world heavyweight champion.. disturbed!
Dizzy: thanks Nicho, boy its been another great week in DUEW, we have seen all the mind games get thrown at deranged by nightmare, but deranged has copped them on the chin and it has had no effect on him what so ever!
Nicho: well we will find out there match later on.. we also have Jonny stripes taking on Luda which will be huge match also!
Dizzy: and what about the falls count anywhere macth... i really cant wait for that!
Nicho: thats right, falls count anywhere with julio and stone cold steve austin, your going to be right at home for that match dizzy
Dizzy: i sure am!
Nicho: we also got Pyro taking on Ken Paradise, and i will let you announce the main event dizzy!
Dizzy: haha thanks nicho.... a 2 out of 3 tables match, Matt 'the money' Hare will take on Mr Lover!
Nicho: Boy thats going to huge, and also everyone remember, every winner tonight willa advance to the final for the aussie title at 'DUEW anzac house of horror'!
Dizzy: damn that is going to be huge!
Nicho: Not wrong, but right now i cant wait to get these qualifying matches started!
Ring Announcer: The first Match is scheduled for 1 fall and its match number 1 for “the Aussie title invitational”, making his way to the ring at this time weighs in at 250ls, and stands at 6’1, from Napoli, Italy… Joey Malone!
(Crowed boo)
The sound of a man taking a drag from a cigarette sounds as a violin plays, the arena goes quiet as soft Italian music plays after a few violent violin strokes. A man in ring tights/suit walks down.
(The ‘Joey sucks’ chants)
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 235lbs, stands at 6’0, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart!
(Crowed cheer)
The lights goes out and “You start the fire” by Bret Hart hits the hall. When drums hit for first time the hall is lighten. Bret Hart goes down the ramp and gets on the ring under the third rope.
(The cheers stop for Bret and once again the “Joey sucks” chants start up again)
*Both men lock up in the middle of the ring but not for long as Bret pushes Joey away with all his strength into the corner*
(Crowed cheer)
*they lock up again and once again, Bret Hart just to strong for Joey and pushes him back into the corner*
(Crowed cheer louder)
*Now they are going to lock up for the 3rd time but Joey out smarts Bret and eye gouges him which blinds Bret for a couple of seconds, Joey now takes the advantage and Irish whips Bret against the ropes and on the way back Joey charges at him with a spear*
Nicho: dam that’s a hard spear!
Dizzy: that’s a great early start to Joey Malone!
*Joey quickly makes his way to the top rope and waits for Bret to get to his feet, as Bret makes it to his feet, Joey jumps off the top rope and is successful with the diving body attack, Joey follows up with the pin…1…2…. Kick out!
Dizzy: he kicked out!
(‘Let’s go Bret’ chants start up)
*Joey argues with the referee which gives Bret time to recover, Joey waits until Bret fully makes it to his feet and then charges Bret with a clothesline, Bret ducks and quickly moves to the back of Joey, then connects with a Back Body drop!
Nicho: Back body drop!
*both men are down and the ref begins the count for a double Knockout, but Both men make it o there feet at the ‘6 count’, as you think the momentum has changed into brets favour, Joey Malone gives Bret a low blow, now Joey signals for the match to be over
(Crowed boo)
Joey is setting Bret up for the Napoli cutter, and Connects!
Nicho: Napoli Cutter!
Dizzy: it’s only a matter of time before joey gets his hand raised!
Ref: 1…2….3… ring the bell…DING! DING! DING!
*Joeys music hits the speakers, but the music is over heard by the boos*
(Crowed continue to boo)
Nicho: Joey is the first wrestler to advance in our Aussie title invitational!
Dizzy: What a great qualifying match!
Nicho: and we got 5 more qualifying matches to come, and they will only get better and better, we will be back after the break!
****Commercial Break****
Nicho: welcome back from the break, Apparently we have Nightmare waiting backstage for an interview i belive!
Dizzy: Nightmare doing an Interview? id like to see that!
*Camera cuts backstage*
*Nightmare and Paul Bearer are being interviewed about his match with Deranged tonight.
IN: Nightmare (crowd is heard booing) here tonight, you will be facing one of the weirdest competitors today in DUEW, also knowing he has an undefeated streak since his debut, and in fact your mind games couldnt work on him cause of the mirror being his mind, your thoughts?
Nightmare: My thoughts? Usually by this point im huffing and puffing not wanting to talk, but thats not tonight, i actually do feel like talking, yes, Deranged is somewhat diffrent to what ive seen over the years, even Taker himself didnt teach me the ways of one like him because he thought there were any left.
Nightmare: So i had to go back to the funnrel home and....learn the ways of Deranged, i studdied his mirror, and belive me it was diffrent to all, but all aside, first off, im not here and telling you how mad i am, or how bad i am, because Nightmare has been doing way to much talking and now its time to get back to doin what i do best, and thats taking souls and making people burn in hell!
Nightmare: Deranged, your going to have to look me in the eyes, and you are going to have to pay for your crimes, and you will Burn...In....Hell!
*Camera cuts back to Nicho and Dizzy*
Nicho: he meens Bussiness!
Dizzy: yeah well, deranged has an undefeated streak and i doubt it will end tonight!
Nicho: Well Nightmare hasnt lost either, Fair enough, its only one match, but this guy looks promising
*the camera cuts to the ring with the ring announcer standing there with a mic*
Ring Announcer: The Following match is the 2nd Match for the ‘Aussie Title Invitational’ and it will be an ‘Anything goes, pinfalls count anywhere match’!
(Crowed go wild)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185lbs, and stands at 5’9, he’s from Lisbon. Portugal… JULIO!
(Crowed boo)
"Bodies" sounds over the speakers as Julio walks out of the curtains wearing his brown DT's. On his way down, he tries to give fans high-5's but they refuse so he just shoo's them off. He slides into the ring and waits for Austin.
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 240lbs and stands at 6’2, from Victoria, Texas, he is the Rattle snake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(Crowed cheer)
The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold enters it. He goes on the ring, climbs on one of the turnbuckles and shows two middle fingers. Then he goes on the opposite turnbuckle doing the exact same thing and the crowd cheers
(‘Austin’ chants start up)
Julio gets the easy start as he charges at Austin unexpectedly and starts throwing fast rights and lefts to the back and chest of Austin, Julio then goes for a quick Tornado DDT and connects and straight after, he poses to the crowed!
Dizzy: that was impressive!
Nicho: Great start, but he can’t lose concentration!
*Julio now picks Austin up by the head and pulls off a rough snap suplex, he follows up by throwing Austin into the corner and picks him up so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle, Julio then follows him up there and sets him up for the Hurricanrana, and successfully pulls the high flying move off!
Nicho: Oh DAM! That was nice bro!
Dizzy: yeh, Julio is on fire!
*Julio goes for the pin but only to get a 2 count!
Nicho: Austin is tough as, you need more then that to put him away!
Dizzy: to be honest, I thought it was all over there!
*Julio drags Austin to his feet and Austin some how swings a huge right hand and connects, he follows up with another right and a left, and the momentum is starting to change!
(Crowed: ‘Let’s go Austin’)
*Austin then runs against the ropes and comes back with a huge clothesline, Julio makes it to his feet again, but this time Austin keeps him down with a neckbraker*
(Crowed begin to chant “Lets get Hardcore”)
*Austin drags Julio out of the ring and he then searches under the ring, Austin pulls out a trash can lid and smacks it over the head of Julio!
Nicho: Dam, that hurts!
Dizzy: that’s happened to me about 50 times, and believe me, that does hurt!
*Austin then grabs a fire hadron and sprays it in the face of Julio, Julio is staggering around ringside and then Austin grabs a 2X4 rapped in barbed wire and takes a full swing and connects with Julio, Julio is now busted open! Austin Pulls a Huge Long ladder out and puts it into the ring, he also grabs a steel chair and puts it in the ring, followed by a bag full of thumbtacks!
(Crowed go wild)
Nicho: Dizzy, this is going to get ugly!
Dizzy: Just how I like it!
Nicho: haha!
*Austin begins to untie the bag of thumb tacks but is having trouble untying the knot, Julio has slowly made it to his feet and picked up the steel chair, as Austin turns around ‘CRACK’ a huge chair shot by Julio has laid Austin out cold and Julio loses his feet and falls to the ground also, However after a good 2 minutes, Julio is the first to his feet and grabs the bag of thumbtacks, he slides out of the ring and heads for the announcers table!
Dizzy: he is heading for us!
*Julio tells Nicho and Dizzy to move out of the way, Nicho and Dizzy do the right thing and move out of the way, Julio now unties the bag of thumbtacks and pours them all onto the announcers table!
(Crowed are brought to there feet)
*Julio grabs the ladder from the ring and takes it to the outside and sets it up, meanwhile Austin has gained his balance and has headed to the announcers table where Julio is, they meet again and exchange slow left and right punches, Austin gets the better of Julio and Austin begins to climb the ladder and looks like he is going for some kind of a Diving attack, Julio reacts much quicker than what Austin thought and Julio climbs the other side of the ladder and both men are on top of the ladder fighting for there life’s!
Nicho: Dizzy, there life’s are in stake here!
Dizzy: You know what they say, there is one way up, and 2 ways down!
*As they keep on exchanging punches, Austin looks like its all under control, Julio then chickens out and begins to make his way down the ladder, Austin Follows him down but only to get a Singapore cane to the back of his head by Julio, Julio places him on the table with thumbtacks, but Austin doesn’t feel anything as he is knocked out cold, Julio climbs the top of the ladder and gives the crowed a dirty look
Nicho: No, not off the top of the ladder!
*Julio launches himself off the top of the Ladder and connects with the frog splash on Austin, through the announcers table with thumbtacks on it!
(Crowed: DUE-dub, DUE-dub, DUE-dub)
Nicho: OH MY GOD!
Dizzy: They could be dead!
(The crowed chants stop and turn into a “HOLY SHIT” chant)
*The table was broken into lots of different pieces and after all the carnage, somehow Austin has ended up on top of Julio, so the ref begins the count!
Ref… 1….2…..3, Ring the bell DING! DING! DING!
Ring announcer: and you winner, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(Crowed cheer)
Nicho: the Respect both of those men deserve!
Dizzy: That was one hell of a match!
*Austin’s Music hits the speakers but only for about 20 seconds as paramedics make there way down to ringside to help out Austin and Julio*
****Commercial Break****
Dizzy: welcome back, and what a match we just whitnessed, boddies were flying everywhere, it was just hardcore stuff and the way i liek it best!
Nicho: well that was a good matchup, we are going backstage now to Deranged i believe it is...
*Camera cuts backstage*
We see deranged walking down a coridor with his mirror. He is aproached by Kimberly.
Kim: Hi Deragned can I have an interview.
Deranged: Can you cover it? Sure! My manedger will cover it for me.
Deranged hands Kim the mirror and walks off
Kim: Ah deranged
She shakes the mirror, though of couse nothing happens. The camer pans round as kim looks in the mirror. The reflection is nightmares. She screem and throws the mirror down, she runs away. The camera turns around to reveal nightmare, he bends over and picks it up. laughing!
*Camera cuts back to Nicho and Dizzy*
Dizzy: How did he just apear there like that?.. this match is going to be good!
Nicho: Well, This match is up next!
*Camera cuts to the ring announcer in the ring with a mic in his hand*
Ring Announcer: Our following match is scheduled for 1 fall, on his way to the ring weighing in at 126kg and stands at 186cm, he is ‘Sydney’s own… Deranged!
(Crowed cheer)
*Conflict by disturbed plays and the lights flash in time, the lights go bright and deranged runs out, down the ramp and into the ring*
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, his weight is unknown, his height is unknown, he is from Death Valley… he is…. The Nightmare!
(Crowed don’t react much at all, mainly because this man is such a mystery and they just don’t know what to think)
*"thunder is heard throughout the arena" then the Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring, with lighting effects, big explosion hits the stage area as "Original Attitude" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring with Paul bearer who is carrying Deranged's mirror in his hands, after each 5 seconds till ring, explosion's go off. Nightmare walks to the ring post on the left, looks down, the suddenly raises arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Nightmare Gives Deranged an evil stare but deranged doesn’t look intimidated at all, the now lock up in the centre of the ring, deranged quickly lets go of the lock up and begins to lay body shots on Nightmare which shocks him at the start, Deranged then shows a lot of confidence and Pulls off a brilliant T-Bone suplex really early in the match!
Nicho: T-bone suplex!
Dizzy: So early in the match, this is looking good for deranged!
*deranged gets abit to confident to early as he hypes up the crowed, and before you know it, Nightmare has sat up and then puts on a real evil look on his face, Both men are at there feet, Deranged is still shell shocked from Nightmare sitting up so quick, but now they exchange rights and lefts and Nightmare gets the better of him, Nightmare then pulls off a double arm DDT, Nightmare sits straight back up and pulls deranged up by the hair and gets him in a arm bar, and begins to walk up to the top rope and connects with the “Old School”*
Nicho: OLD SCHOOL!
Dizzy: That is Vintage Undertaker!
Nicho: That’s true!
*Nightmare wastes no time and drags deranged to his feet, and then pulls off a Great Russian leg sweep, both men make it to there feet, but deranged is more drowsy, Nightmare then runs towards deranged, but deranged counters with a drop kick*
(Crowed cheer)
Nicho: what a match we have on our hands!
Dizzy: Im on the edge of my seat!
Deranged then Picks up Nightmare in the ‘69er’ position and gets ready for a tombstone pile driver!
Nicho: he’s going to use Nightmares move on him!
Dizzy: that would really piss Nightmare off!
*Nightmare then tilts his body forwards which pushes deranged backwards and Know Nightmare is in the Drivers seat ready to deliver the tombstone!... and Connects!
Nicho: Tombstone by Nightmare!
Dizzy: He reversed it and then pulled the move off himself!
Nicho: that move may end Deranged’s undefeated streak!
*Nightmare goes for the pin*
Ref..1….2…….3, Ring the bell... DING! DING! DING!
Nicho: the undefeated streak has come to an end!
Dizzy: on March 31st 2006, Deranged has suffered his 1st defeat!
Nicho: and it could be a start of a new streak, with Nightmare now being 2 - 0!
Ring Announcer: and you winner of the match… Nightmare!
(crowed boo)
*The lights go out and "Original Attitude" hits the speakers*
****Commercial break****
Nicho: During the Commercial break, Nightmare got Deranged's Mirror and he placed it onto Deranged's helpless body!
Dizzy: Well lets get straight on to our next Qualifying match!
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205lbs, and stands at 5'10, he is from Miami Florida... Ken Paradise!
(crowed cheer)
**"Ticket To Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hits the arena and golden fireworks comes out from the bottom of the titantron, volcano style and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp, shaking hands with the audience. He greets the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring**
Ring Announcer: and his opoment, weighing in at 245lbs, he stands at 6'4, hes from New York City.. PYRO!
(crowed boo)
**Ken is in the ring, flicking his hair a bit when AC/DC’s “Back in Black” hits the speakers. The crowd pops for the opening but then boo afterwards as Pyro enters the arena. Mist is all over the place and Pyro is walking to the ring. He gets on the ring between the ropes and raises his hands in the air. At that very moment fire comes from the top of the turnbuckles. He throws his glasses in the audience, strips his leather coat and gets ready to face his opponent**
***DING DING DING***
Disturbed: “And here it is, DUEW’s rookie ready to face off against Pyro”
Nicho: “He got his ass kicked by Nightmare last week but he is back homie and has a big test against the very experienced Pyro. One hell of a fight about to go down and only on DUEW’s Friday night Sunburn!!”
Pyro looks menacingly at Ken, who takes a deep breath and moves in to attack Pyro. Ken goes to lock up but Pyro dodges and locks his arm in a wringer. Pyro spends the next few minutes hanging onto his arm, yanking it around before whipping him to the floor. Pyro smacks his knee into Kens temple, sending Ken onto his back. Pyro laughs sadistically before dropping his body weight onto Ken with a splash
Nicho: “Goes for the cover…”
Disturbed: “Kickout!”
Nicho: “…Damn Pyro isn’t going to get a win with just that!”
Pyro pulls Ken back to his feet and irish whips him into the corner, following with a big charge. Ken comes stumbling out right into Pyros waiting arms, before flying over his head as Pyro hits a belly to belly. Another cover…kick out at two!
Nicho: “He could’ve had him there dawg!”
Disturbed: “Are you kidding? This Paradise kid is tougher than he looks!”
Pyro pulls Ken to his feet again but Ken elbows him in the stomach…one, two, three, four, five…Ken snapmares Pyro, followed by a dropkick to the back. Ken fires up the crowd and pulls Pyro to his feet but gets a double sledge to the face. Pyro charges but misses the clothesline. Ken charges back and plants Pyro with a Tornado DDT
Disturbed: “They are both lying still, who can get up first to gain an advantage”
Ken is back up and he starts kicking Pyro, but he is just lying still. Ken looks strangely at him and gives a few more boots but no reaction from Pyro. Ken smiles and drags Pyro’s dead weight to the corner and points to the sky before psyching the crowd up. He spends over three minutes doing this, not noticing Pyro sitting up looking at him. Pyro stalks behind Ken, who still hasn’t noticed
Nicho: “What is he doing? Why doesn’t Pyro attack already?”
Pyro looks at Ken one last time, before looking back at the spot where he formerly was lying. Pyro quickly runs over, closes his eyes and lies down in the same spot, as he was before. Ken climbs the turnbuckle and points to the skies, not knowing what Pyro had been doing. He flies off for the Heavenly Star Press but Pyro rolls out of the way, leaving Ken to crash face first.
Disturbed: “Wow, that was a smart move by Pyro”
Nicho: “I’ll say, he played possum and it’s about to pay off…Pedigree by Pyro”
Pyro gets the cover…1…2…3. Pyro stands up and starts laughing uncontrollably, before putting a few more kicks into Ken.
Disturbed: “Alright, you made your damn point. Get out of here!”
Disturbed and Nicho stand up at the announcers table and begin to move towards the ring but Pyro quickly leaves the ring, content that he has the victory secured
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match.. PYRO!
(crowed boo)
*Back in Black hits the speakers*
****commercial break****
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall, making his to the ring at the time, he weighs in at 238lbs, stands at 6'1, hes from brisbane... LUDA!
(crowed cheer)
**Number One Spot by Ludacris blares out of the speakers and Luda comes out, wearing his gangsta gear, consisting of big, green, furry jacket, gold glasses and a purple hat. He walks down the aisle to moderate boos from the crowd, before getting in the ring and waiting for Jonny to come out**
Ring Announcer: and his Oppoment, weighing in at 270lbs, standing at 6'4, from Philidelphea, USA.. Jonny Stripes!
(crowed boo)
**Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays from the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out, wearing black tights with the words “THE EXPERIENCE” written down the side of his right leg. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks at the ground as he is showered by white fireworks from the top of the titantron. As they stop he bends down a little and springs up again, shouting at the top of his lungs as he rises up. The crowd boos tremendously as he walks down the aisle. He comes around the side of the ring and stands in front of the announcers table, prompting both Disturbed and Nicho to stand right back up and face him. Jonny points at them both before moving to the ring**
Nicho: “That son of a bitch isn’t winn…”
Nicho is cut off as Luda flies over the top rope and crashes into Jonny with a plancha
Disturbed: “Holy crap, Luda is eager for the win here!”
Luda grabs Jonnys head and slams it into the ring apron, before doing the same on the announcers table. Luda then goes to whip Jonny into the ring steps but Jonny reverses it and Luda flies into it. Jonny quickly throws Luda into the ring and the ref rings the bell to start the match
Nicho: “Well despite being eager Luda got his ass whooped then!”
Jonny takes Luda into the corner and begins throwing wild punches, some connecting fairly badly with Ludas skull. Jonny stops the beatdown only to suplex Luda hard to the ground, getting a two count on a cover
Disturbed: “Nice try by Jonny but he will have to work harder than that”
Jonny lifts Luda up to his feet and tries to end the match with a sit down powerbomb but halfway in the air Luda lands a punch and Jonny drops him to the ground. Luda quickly bounces off the ropes and tries to hit a running cross body but is caught mid air by Jonny, who throws him in the air and hits an improvised sit down powerbomb. Jonny quickly flips Luda onto his stomach and locks in the “Neck Amendment”, making Luda tap out and giving Jonny the victory
Nicho: dam that prick!
Dizzy: you said it mate!
Nicho: we will be back after the break with our main event!
****Commercial Break****
Nicho: Welcome to a special edition of DUEW sunburn, its the Aussie title invitational!... Im Nicho 'Z' as you all know and tonight i am the specail guest commentator along with DUEW's world heavyweight champion.. disturbed!
Dizzy: thanks Nicho, boy its been another great week in DUEW, we have seen all the mind games get thrown at deranged by nightmare, but deranged has copped them on the chin and it has had no effect on him what so ever!
Nicho: well we will find out there match later on.. we also have Jonny stripes taking on Luda which will be huge match also!
Dizzy: and what about the falls count anywhere macth... i really cant wait for that!
Nicho: thats right, falls count anywhere with julio and stone cold steve austin, your going to be right at home for that match dizzy
Dizzy: i sure am!
Nicho: we also got Pyro taking on Ken Paradise, and i will let you announce the main event dizzy!
Dizzy: haha thanks nicho.... a 2 out of 3 tables match, Matt 'the money' Hare will take on Mr Lover!
Nicho: Boy thats going to huge, and also everyone remember, every winner tonight willa advance to the final for the aussie title at 'DUEW anzac house of horror'!
Dizzy: damn that is going to be huge!
Nicho: Not wrong, but right now i cant wait to get these qualifying matches started!
Ring Announcer: The first Match is scheduled for 1 fall and its match number 1 for “the Aussie title invitational”, making his way to the ring at this time weighs in at 250ls, and stands at 6’1, from Napoli, Italy… Joey Malone!
(Crowed boo)
The sound of a man taking a drag from a cigarette sounds as a violin plays, the arena goes quiet as soft Italian music plays after a few violent violin strokes. A man in ring tights/suit walks down.
(The ‘Joey sucks’ chants)
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 235lbs, stands at 6’0, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart!
(Crowed cheer)
The lights goes out and “You start the fire” by Bret Hart hits the hall. When drums hit for first time the hall is lighten. Bret Hart goes down the ramp and gets on the ring under the third rope.
(The cheers stop for Bret and once again the “Joey sucks” chants start up again)
*Both men lock up in the middle of the ring but not for long as Bret pushes Joey away with all his strength into the corner*
(Crowed cheer)
*they lock up again and once again, Bret Hart just to strong for Joey and pushes him back into the corner*
(Crowed cheer louder)
*Now they are going to lock up for the 3rd time but Joey out smarts Bret and eye gouges him which blinds Bret for a couple of seconds, Joey now takes the advantage and Irish whips Bret against the ropes and on the way back Joey charges at him with a spear*
Nicho: dam that’s a hard spear!
Dizzy: that’s a great early start to Joey Malone!
*Joey quickly makes his way to the top rope and waits for Bret to get to his feet, as Bret makes it to his feet, Joey jumps off the top rope and is successful with the diving body attack, Joey follows up with the pin…1…2…. Kick out!
Dizzy: he kicked out!
(‘Let’s go Bret’ chants start up)
*Joey argues with the referee which gives Bret time to recover, Joey waits until Bret fully makes it to his feet and then charges Bret with a clothesline, Bret ducks and quickly moves to the back of Joey, then connects with a Back Body drop!
Nicho: Back body drop!
*both men are down and the ref begins the count for a double Knockout, but Both men make it o there feet at the ‘6 count’, as you think the momentum has changed into brets favour, Joey Malone gives Bret a low blow, now Joey signals for the match to be over
(Crowed boo)
Joey is setting Bret up for the Napoli cutter, and Connects!
Nicho: Napoli Cutter!
Dizzy: it’s only a matter of time before joey gets his hand raised!
Ref: 1…2….3… ring the bell…DING! DING! DING!
*Joeys music hits the speakers, but the music is over heard by the boos*
(Crowed continue to boo)
Nicho: Joey is the first wrestler to advance in our Aussie title invitational!
Dizzy: What a great qualifying match!
Nicho: and we got 5 more qualifying matches to come, and they will only get better and better, we will be back after the break!
****Commercial Break****
Nicho: welcome back from the break, Apparently we have Nightmare waiting backstage for an interview i belive!
Dizzy: Nightmare doing an Interview? id like to see that!
*Camera cuts backstage*
*Nightmare and Paul Bearer are being interviewed about his match with Deranged tonight.
IN: Nightmare (crowd is heard booing) here tonight, you will be facing one of the weirdest competitors today in DUEW, also knowing he has an undefeated streak since his debut, and in fact your mind games couldnt work on him cause of the mirror being his mind, your thoughts?
Nightmare: My thoughts? Usually by this point im huffing and puffing not wanting to talk, but thats not tonight, i actually do feel like talking, yes, Deranged is somewhat diffrent to what ive seen over the years, even Taker himself didnt teach me the ways of one like him because he thought there were any left.
Nightmare: So i had to go back to the funnrel home and....learn the ways of Deranged, i studdied his mirror, and belive me it was diffrent to all, but all aside, first off, im not here and telling you how mad i am, or how bad i am, because Nightmare has been doing way to much talking and now its time to get back to doin what i do best, and thats taking souls and making people burn in hell!
Nightmare: Deranged, your going to have to look me in the eyes, and you are going to have to pay for your crimes, and you will Burn...In....Hell!
*Camera cuts back to Nicho and Dizzy*
Nicho: he meens Bussiness!
Dizzy: yeah well, deranged has an undefeated streak and i doubt it will end tonight!
Nicho: Well Nightmare hasnt lost either, Fair enough, its only one match, but this guy looks promising
*the camera cuts to the ring with the ring announcer standing there with a mic*
Ring Announcer: The Following match is the 2nd Match for the ‘Aussie Title Invitational’ and it will be an ‘Anything goes, pinfalls count anywhere match’!
(Crowed go wild)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185lbs, and stands at 5’9, he’s from Lisbon. Portugal… JULIO!
(Crowed boo)
"Bodies" sounds over the speakers as Julio walks out of the curtains wearing his brown DT's. On his way down, he tries to give fans high-5's but they refuse so he just shoo's them off. He slides into the ring and waits for Austin.
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, weighing in at 240lbs and stands at 6’2, from Victoria, Texas, he is the Rattle snake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(Crowed cheer)
The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold enters it. He goes on the ring, climbs on one of the turnbuckles and shows two middle fingers. Then he goes on the opposite turnbuckle doing the exact same thing and the crowd cheers
(‘Austin’ chants start up)
Julio gets the easy start as he charges at Austin unexpectedly and starts throwing fast rights and lefts to the back and chest of Austin, Julio then goes for a quick Tornado DDT and connects and straight after, he poses to the crowed!
Dizzy: that was impressive!
Nicho: Great start, but he can’t lose concentration!
*Julio now picks Austin up by the head and pulls off a rough snap suplex, he follows up by throwing Austin into the corner and picks him up so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle, Julio then follows him up there and sets him up for the Hurricanrana, and successfully pulls the high flying move off!
Nicho: Oh DAM! That was nice bro!
Dizzy: yeh, Julio is on fire!
*Julio goes for the pin but only to get a 2 count!
Nicho: Austin is tough as, you need more then that to put him away!
Dizzy: to be honest, I thought it was all over there!
*Julio drags Austin to his feet and Austin some how swings a huge right hand and connects, he follows up with another right and a left, and the momentum is starting to change!
(Crowed: ‘Let’s go Austin’)
*Austin then runs against the ropes and comes back with a huge clothesline, Julio makes it to his feet again, but this time Austin keeps him down with a neckbraker*
(Crowed begin to chant “Lets get Hardcore”)
*Austin drags Julio out of the ring and he then searches under the ring, Austin pulls out a trash can lid and smacks it over the head of Julio!
Nicho: Dam, that hurts!
Dizzy: that’s happened to me about 50 times, and believe me, that does hurt!
*Austin then grabs a fire hadron and sprays it in the face of Julio, Julio is staggering around ringside and then Austin grabs a 2X4 rapped in barbed wire and takes a full swing and connects with Julio, Julio is now busted open! Austin Pulls a Huge Long ladder out and puts it into the ring, he also grabs a steel chair and puts it in the ring, followed by a bag full of thumbtacks!
(Crowed go wild)
Nicho: Dizzy, this is going to get ugly!
Dizzy: Just how I like it!
Nicho: haha!
*Austin begins to untie the bag of thumb tacks but is having trouble untying the knot, Julio has slowly made it to his feet and picked up the steel chair, as Austin turns around ‘CRACK’ a huge chair shot by Julio has laid Austin out cold and Julio loses his feet and falls to the ground also, However after a good 2 minutes, Julio is the first to his feet and grabs the bag of thumbtacks, he slides out of the ring and heads for the announcers table!
Dizzy: he is heading for us!
*Julio tells Nicho and Dizzy to move out of the way, Nicho and Dizzy do the right thing and move out of the way, Julio now unties the bag of thumbtacks and pours them all onto the announcers table!
(Crowed are brought to there feet)
*Julio grabs the ladder from the ring and takes it to the outside and sets it up, meanwhile Austin has gained his balance and has headed to the announcers table where Julio is, they meet again and exchange slow left and right punches, Austin gets the better of Julio and Austin begins to climb the ladder and looks like he is going for some kind of a Diving attack, Julio reacts much quicker than what Austin thought and Julio climbs the other side of the ladder and both men are on top of the ladder fighting for there life’s!
Nicho: Dizzy, there life’s are in stake here!
Dizzy: You know what they say, there is one way up, and 2 ways down!
*As they keep on exchanging punches, Austin looks like its all under control, Julio then chickens out and begins to make his way down the ladder, Austin Follows him down but only to get a Singapore cane to the back of his head by Julio, Julio places him on the table with thumbtacks, but Austin doesn’t feel anything as he is knocked out cold, Julio climbs the top of the ladder and gives the crowed a dirty look
Nicho: No, not off the top of the ladder!
*Julio launches himself off the top of the Ladder and connects with the frog splash on Austin, through the announcers table with thumbtacks on it!
(Crowed: DUE-dub, DUE-dub, DUE-dub)
Nicho: OH MY GOD!
Dizzy: They could be dead!
(The crowed chants stop and turn into a “HOLY SHIT” chant)
*The table was broken into lots of different pieces and after all the carnage, somehow Austin has ended up on top of Julio, so the ref begins the count!
Ref… 1….2…..3, Ring the bell DING! DING! DING!
Ring announcer: and you winner, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(Crowed cheer)
Nicho: the Respect both of those men deserve!
Dizzy: That was one hell of a match!
*Austin’s Music hits the speakers but only for about 20 seconds as paramedics make there way down to ringside to help out Austin and Julio*
****Commercial Break****
Dizzy: welcome back, and what a match we just whitnessed, boddies were flying everywhere, it was just hardcore stuff and the way i liek it best!
Nicho: well that was a good matchup, we are going backstage now to Deranged i believe it is...
*Camera cuts backstage*
We see deranged walking down a coridor with his mirror. He is aproached by Kimberly.
Kim: Hi Deragned can I have an interview.
Deranged: Can you cover it? Sure! My manedger will cover it for me.
Deranged hands Kim the mirror and walks off
Kim: Ah deranged
She shakes the mirror, though of couse nothing happens. The camer pans round as kim looks in the mirror. The reflection is nightmares. She screem and throws the mirror down, she runs away. The camera turns around to reveal nightmare, he bends over and picks it up. laughing!
*Camera cuts back to Nicho and Dizzy*
Dizzy: How did he just apear there like that?.. this match is going to be good!
Nicho: Well, This match is up next!
*Camera cuts to the ring announcer in the ring with a mic in his hand*
Ring Announcer: Our following match is scheduled for 1 fall, on his way to the ring weighing in at 126kg and stands at 186cm, he is ‘Sydney’s own… Deranged!
(Crowed cheer)
*Conflict by disturbed plays and the lights flash in time, the lights go bright and deranged runs out, down the ramp and into the ring*
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, his weight is unknown, his height is unknown, he is from Death Valley… he is…. The Nightmare!
(Crowed don’t react much at all, mainly because this man is such a mystery and they just don’t know what to think)
*"thunder is heard throughout the arena" then the Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring, with lighting effects, big explosion hits the stage area as "Original Attitude" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring with Paul bearer who is carrying Deranged's mirror in his hands, after each 5 seconds till ring, explosion's go off. Nightmare walks to the ring post on the left, looks down, the suddenly raises arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Nightmare Gives Deranged an evil stare but deranged doesn’t look intimidated at all, the now lock up in the centre of the ring, deranged quickly lets go of the lock up and begins to lay body shots on Nightmare which shocks him at the start, Deranged then shows a lot of confidence and Pulls off a brilliant T-Bone suplex really early in the match!
Nicho: T-bone suplex!
Dizzy: So early in the match, this is looking good for deranged!
*deranged gets abit to confident to early as he hypes up the crowed, and before you know it, Nightmare has sat up and then puts on a real evil look on his face, Both men are at there feet, Deranged is still shell shocked from Nightmare sitting up so quick, but now they exchange rights and lefts and Nightmare gets the better of him, Nightmare then pulls off a double arm DDT, Nightmare sits straight back up and pulls deranged up by the hair and gets him in a arm bar, and begins to walk up to the top rope and connects with the “Old School”*
Nicho: OLD SCHOOL!
Dizzy: That is Vintage Undertaker!
Nicho: That’s true!
*Nightmare wastes no time and drags deranged to his feet, and then pulls off a Great Russian leg sweep, both men make it to there feet, but deranged is more drowsy, Nightmare then runs towards deranged, but deranged counters with a drop kick*
(Crowed cheer)
Nicho: what a match we have on our hands!
Dizzy: Im on the edge of my seat!
Deranged then Picks up Nightmare in the ‘69er’ position and gets ready for a tombstone pile driver!
Nicho: he’s going to use Nightmares move on him!
Dizzy: that would really piss Nightmare off!
*Nightmare then tilts his body forwards which pushes deranged backwards and Know Nightmare is in the Drivers seat ready to deliver the tombstone!... and Connects!
Nicho: Tombstone by Nightmare!
Dizzy: He reversed it and then pulled the move off himself!
Nicho: that move may end Deranged’s undefeated streak!
*Nightmare goes for the pin*
Ref..1….2…….3, Ring the bell... DING! DING! DING!
Nicho: the undefeated streak has come to an end!
Dizzy: on March 31st 2006, Deranged has suffered his 1st defeat!
Nicho: and it could be a start of a new streak, with Nightmare now being 2 - 0!
Ring Announcer: and you winner of the match… Nightmare!
(crowed boo)
*The lights go out and "Original Attitude" hits the speakers*
****Commercial break****
Nicho: During the Commercial break, Nightmare got Deranged's Mirror and he placed it onto Deranged's helpless body!
Dizzy: Well lets get straight on to our next Qualifying match!
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205lbs, and stands at 5'10, he is from Miami Florida... Ken Paradise!
(crowed cheer)
**"Ticket To Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hits the arena and golden fireworks comes out from the bottom of the titantron, volcano style and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp, shaking hands with the audience. He greets the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring**
Ring Announcer: and his opoment, weighing in at 245lbs, he stands at 6'4, hes from New York City.. PYRO!
(crowed boo)
**Ken is in the ring, flicking his hair a bit when AC/DC’s “Back in Black” hits the speakers. The crowd pops for the opening but then boo afterwards as Pyro enters the arena. Mist is all over the place and Pyro is walking to the ring. He gets on the ring between the ropes and raises his hands in the air. At that very moment fire comes from the top of the turnbuckles. He throws his glasses in the audience, strips his leather coat and gets ready to face his opponent**
***DING DING DING***
Disturbed: “And here it is, DUEW’s rookie ready to face off against Pyro”
Nicho: “He got his ass kicked by Nightmare last week but he is back homie and has a big test against the very experienced Pyro. One hell of a fight about to go down and only on DUEW’s Friday night Sunburn!!”
Pyro looks menacingly at Ken, who takes a deep breath and moves in to attack Pyro. Ken goes to lock up but Pyro dodges and locks his arm in a wringer. Pyro spends the next few minutes hanging onto his arm, yanking it around before whipping him to the floor. Pyro smacks his knee into Kens temple, sending Ken onto his back. Pyro laughs sadistically before dropping his body weight onto Ken with a splash
Nicho: “Goes for the cover…”
Disturbed: “Kickout!”
Nicho: “…Damn Pyro isn’t going to get a win with just that!”
Pyro pulls Ken back to his feet and irish whips him into the corner, following with a big charge. Ken comes stumbling out right into Pyros waiting arms, before flying over his head as Pyro hits a belly to belly. Another cover…kick out at two!
Nicho: “He could’ve had him there dawg!”
Disturbed: “Are you kidding? This Paradise kid is tougher than he looks!”
Pyro pulls Ken to his feet again but Ken elbows him in the stomach…one, two, three, four, five…Ken snapmares Pyro, followed by a dropkick to the back. Ken fires up the crowd and pulls Pyro to his feet but gets a double sledge to the face. Pyro charges but misses the clothesline. Ken charges back and plants Pyro with a Tornado DDT
Disturbed: “They are both lying still, who can get up first to gain an advantage”
Ken is back up and he starts kicking Pyro, but he is just lying still. Ken looks strangely at him and gives a few more boots but no reaction from Pyro. Ken smiles and drags Pyro’s dead weight to the corner and points to the sky before psyching the crowd up. He spends over three minutes doing this, not noticing Pyro sitting up looking at him. Pyro stalks behind Ken, who still hasn’t noticed
Nicho: “What is he doing? Why doesn’t Pyro attack already?”
Pyro looks at Ken one last time, before looking back at the spot where he formerly was lying. Pyro quickly runs over, closes his eyes and lies down in the same spot, as he was before. Ken climbs the turnbuckle and points to the skies, not knowing what Pyro had been doing. He flies off for the Heavenly Star Press but Pyro rolls out of the way, leaving Ken to crash face first.
Disturbed: “Wow, that was a smart move by Pyro”
Nicho: “I’ll say, he played possum and it’s about to pay off…Pedigree by Pyro”
Pyro gets the cover…1…2…3. Pyro stands up and starts laughing uncontrollably, before putting a few more kicks into Ken.
Disturbed: “Alright, you made your damn point. Get out of here!”
Disturbed and Nicho stand up at the announcers table and begin to move towards the ring but Pyro quickly leaves the ring, content that he has the victory secured
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match.. PYRO!
(crowed boo)
*Back in Black hits the speakers*
****commercial break****
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall, making his to the ring at the time, he weighs in at 238lbs, stands at 6'1, hes from brisbane... LUDA!
(crowed cheer)
**Number One Spot by Ludacris blares out of the speakers and Luda comes out, wearing his gangsta gear, consisting of big, green, furry jacket, gold glasses and a purple hat. He walks down the aisle to moderate boos from the crowd, before getting in the ring and waiting for Jonny to come out**
Ring Announcer: and his Oppoment, weighing in at 270lbs, standing at 6'4, from Philidelphea, USA.. Jonny Stripes!
(crowed boo)
**Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays from the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out, wearing black tights with the words “THE EXPERIENCE” written down the side of his right leg. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks at the ground as he is showered by white fireworks from the top of the titantron. As they stop he bends down a little and springs up again, shouting at the top of his lungs as he rises up. The crowd boos tremendously as he walks down the aisle. He comes around the side of the ring and stands in front of the announcers table, prompting both Disturbed and Nicho to stand right back up and face him. Jonny points at them both before moving to the ring**
Nicho: “That son of a bitch isn’t winn…”
Nicho is cut off as Luda flies over the top rope and crashes into Jonny with a plancha
Disturbed: “Holy crap, Luda is eager for the win here!”
Luda grabs Jonnys head and slams it into the ring apron, before doing the same on the announcers table. Luda then goes to whip Jonny into the ring steps but Jonny reverses it and Luda flies into it. Jonny quickly throws Luda into the ring and the ref rings the bell to start the match
Nicho: “Well despite being eager Luda got his ass whooped then!”
Jonny takes Luda into the corner and begins throwing wild punches, some connecting fairly badly with Ludas skull. Jonny stops the beatdown only to suplex Luda hard to the ground, getting a two count on a cover
Disturbed: “Nice try by Jonny but he will have to work harder than that”
Jonny lifts Luda up to his feet and tries to end the match with a sit down powerbomb but halfway in the air Luda lands a punch and Jonny drops him to the ground. Luda quickly bounces off the ropes and tries to hit a running cross body but is caught mid air by Jonny, who throws him in the air and hits an improvised sit down powerbomb. Jonny quickly flips Luda onto his stomach and locks in the “Neck Amendment”, making Luda tap out and giving Jonny the victory
Nicho: dam that prick!
Dizzy: you said it mate!
Nicho: we will be back after the break with our main event!
****Commercial Break****
